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There's a Pokemon Porn Parody named Strokemon...

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Mask

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I, uh... I went on their website...

I have seen some shit. Some Spongeknob Squarenuts 2 and Bob's Boners, shit.

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To protect your junk from inflammation
To unite all thigh gaps within our nation
To denounce the evils of bump and rub
To extend your erection to the stars above
Jessie...James
Team NeoGaf prepare to fap
Lube up, that's right
 

Jarate

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Well I watched part of it and it was just as horrifying as the pictures made it out to be, in fact I'd posture to say it was more horrifying as the costume skowly started to deteriorate even further

And yes, Pikachu does get penetrated, I didnt watch much of it, I skipped through mostly but it was just as horrifying as you can imagine. I do believe that my childhood was somewhat ruined by this.

The lady who played Misty was quite attractice, but the only scene I saw in my short viewing was a threesome involving the creature and Misty, with the Creature being the main girl at the time. ive always felt ive been desensitized to the horrors of the internet, and yet strangely a pokemon porn parody both horrified and disgusted me in ways similar to my first time viewing 1 Guy 1 Jar

Yes, this was quite horrifying to my nubile and innocent mind, whoever shot this shouldve never let this see the light of day

It was also a really shitty porn in general, the jokes in the parody fell flat, and Pikachus slowly dissovling head makeup will haunt me for years to come. If someone manages to fap to this, then they are a depraved man
 
For chrissake, just put a naked blonde girl in yellow body paint, red lipstick and some black and yellow bunny ears.

Not... that.
 

SmithnCo

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Wood Rocket has their heart in the right place but whoever makes their costumes is borderline Giger-esque in their realization of truly nightmarish visions.
 

Northeastmonk

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Considering it's porn and how there's a difference between porn and cosplay I'm shocked that there are so many people against their design. It's probably more and more on point the way it is.

You might have to think about it, but it makes sense.
 
It's legitimately amazing how well this has worked for Lee Roy Myers/Woodrocket. The whole point was to get people to visit his site and watch the video, and all it took was one shitty costume. I hope y'all are ready for this, because you're going to see a bunch more in the future.
 

Majine

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It's legitimately amazing how well this has worked for Lee Roy Myers/Woodrocket. The whole point was to get people to visit his site and watch the video, and all it took was one shitty costume. I hope y'all are ready for this, because you're going to see a bunch more in the future.

I saw some of it. It was okay. "Fisty" and that Pikachu... thing sorta cancel each other out in hotness.

I also saw that they have a podcast. One day I will find out what a porn podcast is like but it is not this day.
 
So. I watched it. At least what they had on their website.

Pickachu with her clothes off... dear god. That's wrong.
 
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