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[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

All I could picture now is the OP creeping up his window and snapping pics like a spy, in hopes to not get caught...

 

[obin_gam]

What do they have in the bowl right there... porridge?

 

[Cat Party]

Tie a bucket to a string and lower them some water bottles. It's hot out.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Order pizza, give their address.

 

[FlyinJ]

How are they going to fit craft services down there

 

[Dead Prince]

looking at the pictures. looks like they are baiting the OP.

 

[fluffydelusions]

Get the party started OP, give em a golden shower out the window

 

[PBalfredo]

Sorry, yard's the only english word that came to mind. It's more like a place between two houses where I can put my bike... or seemingly have porn auditions.

I'm trying to get more pics. Not going down there though... ugh

The word you're looking for is alley. There is a porn casting in your alley.

Which is so much better/worse!

 

[toxicgonzo]

Women spotted

 

[hoos30]

Is there a couch similar to this in the general area of the audition?

BTW, I hope this guy has the best housekeeping service EVER. Because otherwise...ugh.

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

This more looks like some students making a school project film that satires a porn shoot/film, I could be wrong though. Being Europe (Austria) who frikin knows what these crazy kids are up to these days.

 

[Kinyou]

It would seem so. The only apartment in question belongs to a student... also I have now seen more than 3 women being present.

The thing that gets me. This "Yard" is little more than a paved space in between two houses for the garbage cans and bikes. It's disgusting and filthy... well I guess that's fitting then:


More pics as promised.

http://i.imgur.com/josd3Ug.jpg?1[IMG]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vWwVjTb.jpg?1[IMG]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/mvwf5iS.jpg?1[IMG]

It seems that goldenboy has gone to film his scenes lol. He's not in the yard anymore.[/QUOTE]
Oh god, I wonder what kind of small talk they are having.

 

[javac]

Oh god, I wonder what kind of small talk they are having.

...nice yard.

 

[fabricated backlash]

This more looks like some students making a school project film that satires a porn shoot/film, I could be wrong though. Being Europe (Austria) who frikin knows what these crazy kids are up to these days.

I genuinely hope so.

 

[chaosblade]

Oh god, I wonder what kind of small talk they are having.

"I bet that guy up there watching us thinks we're actually doing a porn shoot and is posting on the Internet about it!"

 

[Amagon]

The word you're looking for is alley. There is a porn casting in your alley.

Which is so much better/worse!

So classy.

 

[lupinko]

Will subscribe to potentially legendary thread.

 

[strafer]

Headline tomorrow.

"Gaffer becomes pornstar.."

 

[CrankyJay]

You need to get Sunflower to ghostwrite this thread for you.

 

[pompidu]

How is that not what you were expecting?

didnt expect this in ghetto in a tiny alleyway

 

[IdreamofHIME]

let them enjoy themselves, I remember the day my ex-gf told me she did porn, i thought she meant like some cam whore stuff...but nope shit did some pretty hardcore porn.

 

[fabricated backlash]

"I bet that guy up there watching us thinks we're actually doing a porn shoot and is posting on the Internet about it!"

Again, I hope so. I'd look like an idiot, but that would still be better than having some amateur porn production setting up shop here.

 

[strafer]

It aint brazzer that's for sure.

 

[ChosenPredator]

all we need is kevin bacon to disrupt the group

 

[FOOTE]

Op, get your ass down there, we need better pics.

 

[Savitar]

The production values on this thing....

Too bad you can't call an ambulance there and watch people wonder WTF is happening.

 

[PBalfredo]

The desperate guys I can understand, but how in hell did they get women to actually show up at this sketchy-ass operation? Even if you get a woman past the "Hey, would you like to be part of my porno?" phase, how do you explain the location?

"Alright, just show up tomorrow at the address I wrote down"

"Um, these are two addresses. Which one am I suppose to go to?"

"Oh, it's actually the alleyway between the two."

*runs*

 

[Zushin]

So classy.

You're avatar seems strangely appropriate.

 

[fabricated backlash]

The desperate guys I can understand, but how in hell did they get women to actually show up at this sketchy-ass operation? Even if you get a woman past the "Hey, would you like to be part of my porno?" phase, how do you explain the location?

"Alright, just show up tomorrow at the address I wrote down"

"Um, these are two addresses. Which one am I suppose to go to?"

"Oh, it's actually the alleyway between the two."

*runs*

It's not an alleyway. It's an enclosed yard. You can only get in there through the main entrance door.

 

[Des0lar]

Really, tell me what city this is at least man

 

[Mudkips]

Oh no, I get 502 errors on those 3 new pics. Can someone rehost? Must see!

 

[TangoAlphaLima]

It's not an alleyway. It's an enclosed yard. You can only get in there through the main entrance door.

I'm not sure what we'd call that in English. "Yard" is essentially synonymous with "lawn," you generally think of grass, so I don't know that it is suitable.

Is there a German word for it?

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Do the women look good OP?

 

[Steamlord]

.

 

[Deleted member 13876]

Order pizza, give their address.

This could be fun.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Go down there and whip out your wiener and start fapping.

 

[fabricated backlash]

I'm not sure what we'd call that in English. "Yard" is essentially synonymous with "lawn," you generally think of grass, so I don't know that it is suitable.

Is there a German word for it?

Innenhof... In german we basically just refer to any space in between two houses as an Innenhof. Maybe courtyard would be more fitting.

courtyard sounds right

thanks^^

 

[fluffydelusions]

Innenhof... In german we basically just refer to any space in between two houses as an Innenhof. Maybe courtyard would be more fitting.

courtyard sounds right

 

[TangoAlphaLima]

Innenhof... In german we basically just refer to any space in between two houses as an Innenhof. Maybe courtyard would be more fitting.

There we go, courtyard is better. "There's a porn casting in my courtyard." Much better. Equally strange, but much better.

 

[Nugg]

OP: "There's porn in my yard!"
GAF: "WHAT?? ARE WE SURE THIS IS A YARD???"

 

[KINGofCRA5H]

My guess is this is either in LA or Vegas. Not sure why though.

 

[Busty]

Strip off. Put on nothing but a top hat and Speedos.

March downstairs to the yard.

Kick the door open and shout "Is someone looking for a motherfucking star?!"

?????????????????????

Profits.

 

[Tenks]

OP: "There's porn in my yard!"
GAF: "WHAT?? ARE WE SURE THIS IS A YARD???"

Haha excellent summary

 

[TangoAlphaLima]

OP: "There's porn in my yard!"
GAF: "WHAT?? ARE WE SURE THIS IS A YARD???"

Point taken.

My guess is this is either in LA or Vegas. Not sure why though.

OP said he's in Austria. You were soooo close, though.

 

[Harken Raiser]

OP, does it seem like you're the only one living in your apartment building except for a mysterious dude that keeps going into different apartments?

 

[AlexBasch]

OP: "There's porn in my yard!"
GAF: "WHAT?? ARE WE SURE THIS IS A YARD???"

Fucking died.

BTW, I hope this guy has the best housekeeping service EVER. Because otherwise...ugh.

I'm pretty sure they can make enough to buy a new couch after dousing with alcohol and burning the last one.

 

[hateradio]

Innenhof... In german we basically just refer to any space in between two houses as an Innenhof. Maybe courtyard would be more fitting.

A yard typically has to have grass. But a courtyard does not, and it's also the space in the middle of different buildings.

 

[drspeedy]

Strip off. Put on nothing but a top hat and Speedos.

March downstairs to the yard.

Kick the door open and shout "Is someone looking for a motherfucking star?!"

?????????????????????

Profits.

He'll need a monocle. Otherwise that'll look stupid.

 

[fabricated backlash]

OP, does it seem like you're the only one living in your apartment building except for a mysterious dude that keeps going into different apartments?

Lol. Nah, there are plenty of young couples and students living here.

A yard typically has to have grass. But a courtyard does not, and it's also the space in the middle of different buildings.

If a mod would update the title I'd be happy with courtyard, but at least I've expanded my knowledge of the english language^^

 

[Bit-Bit]

Whoa, this thread is going places.