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[IHaveIce]

OP: "There's porn in my yard!"
GAF: "WHAT?? ARE WE SURE THIS IS A YARD???"

Oh god I died.

 

[theignoramus]

ratchetness

 

[Nugg]

I'm pretty sure they can make enough to buy a new couch after dousing with alcohol and burning the last one.

When was the last time you paid a single dollar for their videos?

 

[fluffydelusions]

OP go to the audition with a hidden camera. Legendary thread if that happens

 

[Kaladin]

OP, you know you created this thread because you needed the extra push to go down there. Well, go down there......and report back.

 

[Nugg]

OP go to the audition with a hidden camera. Legendary thread if that happens

oooooh do it

 

[Ace Harding]

If a mod would update the title I'd be happy with courtyard, but at least I've expanded my knowledge of the english language^^

Nah fuck that. If that's a private space next to a house its a yard.

Its just a city. I live in a city in the U.S. with similar spaces and we call them yards. You might have some grass, you might not. You might have a little garden or a pond, or not. Still a yard. You could also say patio I suppose. I only say courtyard if its a shared space. even then "yard" would apply.

Carry on and get better pics.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

These guys must be operating on a budget of 100 dollars.

 

[fluffydelusions]

Nah fuck that. If that's a private space next to a house its a yard.

Its just a city. I live in a city in the U.S. with similar spaces and we call them yards. You might have some grass, you might not. You might have a little garden or a pond, or not. Still a yard. You could also say patio I suppose. I only say courtyard if its a shared space. even then "yard" would apply.

Carry on and get better pics.

He said it's an area between 2 buildings

 

[depths20XX]

Stomp the yard

 

[fabricated backlash]

Nah fuck that. If that's a private space next to a house its a yard.

Its just a city. I live in a city in the U.S. with similar spaces and we call them yards. You might have some grass, you might not. You might have a little garden or a pond, or not. Still a yard. You could also say patio I suppose. I only say courtyard if its a shared space. even then "yard" would apply.

Carry on and get better pics.

I'll try, but honestly, with my phone, that's about as good as it's going to get. I will try to get a hold of the cardboard signs later on.

Also to those asking me to go down there... Eugh... I value my health.

Get a lighter and a can of Lysol, use sparingly. Done.

LOL.

 

[AlexBasch]

When was the last time you paid a single dollar for their videos?

Don't they get some sort of revenue for checking their videos in the flash sites?

Or how do they make money anyway?

Also to those asking me to go down there... Eugh... I value my health.

Get a lighter and a can of Lysol, use sparingly. Done.

 

[reddmyst]

Looks like back alley casting to me.

 

[Hypereides]

Whoa, this thread is going places.

....And coming in some too. *winkwink nudgenudge*

 

[Neuromancer]

OP: "There's porn in my yard!"
GAF: "WHAT?? ARE WE SURE THIS IS A YARD???"

Haha so true

 

[Kaladin]

OP, check your local craigslist, this sounds like something that would be listed there.

 

[fabricated backlash]

OP, check your local craigslist, this sounds like something that would be listed there.

Wouldn't know where to look honestly.

 

[Hunter S.]

It looks like people who would do a snuff film.

 

[fabricated backlash]

It looks like people who would do a snuff film.

As long as they don't get access to the cellar, it should be fine^^

 

[Pezking]

Wouldn't know where to look honestly.

Go buy the latest issue of ÖKM (Österreichisches Kontakt Magazin)!

 

[Kaladin]

Wouldn't know where to look honestly.

Personals or help wanted section.....either would probably yield results.

 

[VanquishUK]

Sorry for the shit ass quality, but I only have my phone here. The signs right next to the dude getting make up on, are the ones with the peep hole offer, the other one at the door says: Porno casting 1st floor.

Also, they've found a women it seems. Btw, most of the apartments here are inhabited by students and families, which makes this an even bigger WTF for me.

Looks like the shittiest porno in history is being filmed in your yard. You should be honored.

 

[Kaladin]

Looks like the shittiest porno in history is being filmed in your yard. You should be honored.

You've got to specify the meaning of that word when you're referring to porn.

 

[VanquishUK]

You've got to specify the meaning of that word when you're referring to porn.

I'll leave it to your imagination.

 

[Savitar]

Get a super soaker.

Get red questionable liquid that could pass for blood.

Spray downward from roof.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

 

[Jal]

It aint brazzer that's for sure.

It really isn't.

 

[GaimeGuy]

Also, they've found a women it seems. Btw, most of the apartments here are inhabited by students and families, which makes this an even bigger WTF for me.

Students and young families are probably the biggest target of recruitment for porn casting.

 

[fabricated backlash]

Students and young families are probably the biggest target of recruitment for porn casting.

Students I get, young families however?

 

[CrunchyFrog]

Order pizza, give their address.

why hasn't this happened yet

 

[.GqueB.]

You slice a tomato, you slice a mozarella and you put it on top of each other. It's delicious, blows my mind that someone could not know that.

Should put some sun-dried tomato on that bitch.

 

[Log4Girlz]

This could be fun.

Ask for extra sausage.

 

[fabricated backlash]

It's gotten dark outside, and they've left the courtyard it seems. Going to try to take a better picture of the sign.

 

[Soul Beat]

It's a trap. They're in hiding waiting to ambush you.

 

[gryz]

looking at the pictures. looks like they are baiting the OP.

i think OP is the one who is bating

 

[Dark Stalkers]

Were the girls hot?

 

[Busty]

He'll need a monocle. Otherwise that'll look stupid.

Oh you son of a bitch you're absolutely correct.

Though you should really have PM'd me that response.

I don't want the rest of GAF thinking I can't dress for an Austrian porn casting.

 

[makingmusic476]

This happening in Austria, and you having an Arnold Schwarzenegger Avatar just made my day.

This, followed by...

Need to see where this is going.

...this made my fucking day.

 

[TuXx]

Order pizza, give their address.

Better yet, go down there with some pizza and Gatorade. Electrolytes will be needed down there.

 

[Rhomega Beta]

Some look horribly desperate.
.

To get a job or get laid?

 

[Ominym]

OP needs to get a couch, a camera, and open a rival porn audition.

Just pick up the rejected people and you're bound to get laid OP.

 

[fabricated backlash]

Ok, I was down in the courtyard, and you can clearly hear them in the other house, they've left the front door wide open (fucking assholes, I already had a bike stolen from there once) and their drinks (mainly bottled water, and Red Bull) were still in the courtyard.

I also made some photographs of the two remaining signs. They removed the offer for the Peepshow sign. The other two are still there. I can't get better pics unfortunately as the cam in my phone is crap. The light from the flash is reflecting back from the door, but it reads: Porno Castings 1. Floor

The second one makes me almost certain that these are just students fooling around and making a joke:

It reads: Vorstöhnen which translated amounts to "Moaning auditions"

 

[Linsies]

OP, does it seem like you're the only one living in your apartment building except for a mysterious dude that keeps going into different apartments?

Haha! Nice. Lots of building mysteries going on lately.

 

[Nozem]

It reads: Vorstöhnen which translated amounts to "Moaning auditions"

Jesus, how can a language have a specific word for that?

 

[Hunter S.]

Damn, you gave me blue balls. I was hoping for some really trashy porn with Euro accents.

 

[Dice]

Just mozzarella and tomatoes, some salt, pepper, basil, beer vinegar and olive oil. Tastes delicious.

Sounds similar to something my friend from Serbia cooked me once, except add chopped bell peppers, zucchini, squash, paprika, and garlic powder.

 

[fabricated backlash]

Sounds similar to something my friend from Serbia cooked me once, except add chopped bell peppers, zucchini, squash, paprika, and garlic powder.

Kitchen porn right there^^ Makes me hungry again.

Damn, you gave me blue balls. I was hoping for some really trashy porn with Euro accents.

I'm sorry about your balls.

 

[RivalCore]

Jesus, how can a language have a specific word for that?

They've got their priorities set straight.

 

[charsace]

Need to see where this is going.

This should have been the first post. So damn good Village.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Jesus, how can a language have a specific word for that?

You can make up any word you want in German.