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[Keru_Shiri]

I destroyed SO MANY of those old pouches trying to get the straw into that damn hole.

Kids truly have it easy nowadays.

The funny thing is, people spearing the damn bag in the first place likely prompted the change. Really, you have no one to blame but yourself.

 

[Sye d'Burns]

They're doing this with baby food now too. It's so much easier filling a feeding bottle this way. Just roll up the pouch and you're good to go.

No more scooping the goop. It's a brilliant idea.

 

[JCX]

ITT:

 

[human onion]

Kids today will never know the pain...

It's not that new. I never bothered to use it, though. I was a disgusting little shit and bit the pieces off.

 

[Sye d'Burns]

It's not that old. I never bothered to use it, I was a disgusting little shit and bit the pieces off.

What is it? It looks like a doorstop to me.

 

[freenudemacusers]

It's not that new. I never bothered to use it, though. I was a disgusting little shit and bit the pieces off.

Yeah, those were only for soft handed kids.

 

[kaskade]

Back in my day I had to work for my juice drinks.

 

[xxczx]

What is it? It looks like a doorstop to me.

a lego piece

 

[Seanspeed]

I know. Kids are gonna grow up without crucial 'poking straws into bags' skills.

 

[bengraven]

You fucking kidding me?!?!?!

My 4 year old can't have Capri Suns at school because he can never get the straw to go through properly.

This is fucking amazing.

 

[ToxicAdam]

You spoiled Gen Y'ers and your juice boxes/pouches.


We had Little Hugs and they were awful. But at least they were easy to get a straw through.

 

[Sye d'Burns]

a lego piece

I see the logo. I guess I was just thrown off by the mention of "knowing the pain" and biting the pieces off.

 

[arab]

what next, blowjob machines?!

 

[Ace Harding]

Straw through the bottom? Pffff.

If you were cool back in school you would freeze that shit, cut the top off (using your teeth), break up the ice, and eat it with a spoon. Or if you were hardcore you would just squeeze out the big frozen juice block and eat it like a popsicle.

 

[PflargBlarg]

I see the logo. I guess I was just thrown off by the mention of "knowing the pain" and biting the pieces off.

It's for getting these assholes apart.

 

[Sye d'Burns]

It's for getting these assholes apart.

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2113/2156889405_04cace9755.jpg

It all becomes clear. Thanks!

 

[Forceatowulf]

Yeah just fuck this generation of kids.

You know they make popsicle with medicine in them now? What kind of fucking bullshit...

 

[yarden24]

real men don't put their capri suns down.

There was no putting these down when I was a kid. Drank it as fast as I could.

It's empty by the time you put it down. Barely enough juice in there to fill your mouth.

the problem is youre all assuming you are supposed to drink one, when in fact 3 in a row is the proper amount

 

[UFRA]

Ahh yes, the days of straw puncture mishaps with Capri Sun....

...how I miss those days. lol

 

[FloppyDelux]

what next, blowjob machines?!

quick you tube = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn6O_ec6sYw ( probably NSFW)

 

[Vlad]

What is it? It looks like a doorstop to me.

From people's comments, I'm guessing it's like some Lego device you'd use to pull apart small pieces that are stuck together.

But yeah, I thought it was a doorstop at first, too.

 

[Forceatowulf]

quick you tube = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn6O_ec6sYw ( probably NSFW)

Why are mens sex toys always so god damn creepy?

 

[Poyunch]

I had Cherry flavored Capri Sun a few months ago and I spat it out after one sip. It tasted like sugar water with a tinge of bland cherry flavoring. My favorite childhood drink ruined.

 

[Dark Stalkers]

Yeah just fuck this generation of kids.

You know they make popsicle with medicine in them now? What kind of fucking bullshit...

those have been around for a long time now

 

[Victory Red]

Not sure how one capri sun filled me as a child. I can take a case to the head right now and still be thirsty.

 

[Forceatowulf]

those have been around for a long time now

Well I sure as shit didn't see anyone with them during the late 80' to mid 90's!

But fuck it, at least we got the better kids shows growing up. So I ain't even mad. Little fuckers.

 

[Escape Goat]

this is far from the proper method, what do you do when you want to put it down for a minute?

why on earth would you want to put it down?

 

[BadAss2961]

They make it easier because the stuff inside wasn't worth the hassle to obtain by normal means.

Bringing this back would solve this generations juice related problems.

That ecto cooler drink was crack.

 

[Meohsix]

i went out and bought one.

its ridiculous that its resealable because i finished it in three sips.
Still thirsty.

 

[Deified Data]

Punching the straw through the little hole was the best part of Caprisun.

It was...a sexual thrill.

 

[nel e nel]

I see the logo. I guess I was just thrown off by the mention of "knowing the pain" and biting the pieces off.

My guess is that it's some sort of LEGO spudger.

 

[Perspicacity]

Vodka Capri-Suntini

 

[Dennis]

i went out and bought one.

its ridiculous that its resealable because i finished it in three sips.
Still thirsty.

I like how Teh Hamburglar stares intently at the CapriSun

 

[davepoobond]

Advances in technology are such a terrible, terrible thing.

its making us soft! and i dont mean soft pouches!!!

 

[JJDinomite]

i went out and bought one.

its ridiculous that its resealable because i finished it in three sips.
Still thirsty.

Three sips sounds accurate. I used to down those babies in under 10 seconds.

 

[Damon Bennet]

You fucking kidding me?!?!?!

My 4 year old can't have Capri Suns at school because he can never get the straw to go through properly.

This is fucking amazing.

omg no. pure sugar for school? :/

 

[Xero]

They make it easier because the stuff inside wasn't worth the hassle to obtain by normal means.

Bringing this back would solve this generations juice related problems.

Loved the ecto cooler. Their is a recipe to make it online, but screw that I'm too lazy for that.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Capri Sun was for herbs. Real G's drank Squeezits

 

[SuomiDude]

Kids today will never know the pain...

http://i.imgur.com/5FxAo.jpg

Yet you quoted a picture of a "toy" which we used in the 80s or early 90s already, and I assume you're from around that era.

Other people commented it already, but yeah...

 

[Chuckl3s]

Yet you quoted a picture of a "toy" which we used in the 80s or early 90s already, and I assume you're from around that era.

Other people commented it already, but yeah...

I didn't realize these were released in 1988. I'm 30. So yes I was from around that era but its weird that I don't remember them. I only came across them early 2000s when I grew up.

 

[weekend_warrior]

I never got Capri Sun or Hi-C in my lunch.

Always paid a quarter for milk. =/

Yeah, then they upped the price to $.35, and I had to carry a quarter AND dime. Damn inflation.

Capri Sun was for herbs. Real G's drank Squeezits

These tasted like piss.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Capri Sun was for herbs. Real G's drank Squeezits

This man knows what's up

 

[injurai]

the problem is youre all assuming you are supposed to drink one, when in fact 3 in a row is the proper amount

touche

 

[jerry1594]

Advances in technology are such a terrible, terrible thing.

Yeah what an innovation

 

[whitehawk]

Kids today will never know the pain...

Those things have existed for at least 2 decades.

 

[Bgamer90]

Capri Sun was for herbs. Real G's drank Squeezits

::high five::

Man... this thread is giving me flashbacks of my elementary school lunches (had a lunch box).

 

[Big-E]

We didn't have these in Canada but being so close to the border, some people would bring this for lunch and became the cool kid for the day.

 

[Mr. F]

Next you're going to tell me they fixed the Dunkaroos packaging so that you can actually get all the icing.

 

[br0ken_shad0w]

Capri Sun was for herbs. Real G's drank Squeezits

This guy, this is the guy.

 

[Prologue]

I use to drink like +15 of those a day a few years ago. Went from 130-165 pounds in a semester lol. And I use to wonder why I had to pop aspirin like they were skittles.