Jake is the only one that actually looks great with that tie. The very last guy is just gross, way too short everyone else looks like they trying to hard to stay relevant fashion wise.
Depends on the body type really, for me a skinny tie looks best because it complements my face and features the most. For others, they can really rock the thicker tie look well.
Personal preference though is in between skinny and thick, so it doesn't look like you're just wearing a strip, but it's not quite the same width on a standard tie. Those can be tricky to find at times though
Anything that is the "new hotness" is usually a bad idea. There was a time when Parachute Pants and Shoulder Pads were the new hotness. People who wear clothes that fit and colors the compliment their complexion will always look good, no matter what stupid trends are going around.
#TeamFatTies
Edit : To be fair, the thickness of ties is one of the least offensive trends going around. Either can be flattering with the right outfit. Also, the Beatles wore skinny ties. #TeamAllTiesAreGreat