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[Reversed]

Yeah, I'm surprised GAF didn't talk about the stock photo girl yet.

Here's a (unofficial, mayhaps?) page about her: http://asianstockphotogirl.tumblr.com/

I legit thought it was a teacher from college. :lol:

 

[iceatcs]

 

[the chris]

This mutated and mutilated human has his feet on his hands!

Why would this ever be used.

 

[Mendrox]

Simpsons pic/gif for everything wtf

 

[Kiko]

HAHAHAHA so good.

 

[d3vnull]

omg... this tread.

 

[QuantumZebra]

What's the deal with people cheering in front of their PC?

"Yay, Internet!"

His torrent of The Fappening just completed, and he's about to experience boyhood for the first time

 

[Donos]

Always nice to see new stuff in this thread. And old man is still suffering.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

What a great thread!

 

[Rösti]

A few more I believe haven't been posted yet:

I also found this (at http://knowyourmeme.com):

 

[Alcotholic]

A few more I believe haven't been posted yet:


I also found this (at http://knowyourmeme.com):

This dude is Russian??

 

[Majestad]

Does this message translate to "please kill me"?

 

[Henrar]

This dude is Russian??

Hungarian.

 

[Catdaddy]

Stock photo guy is being held for ransom???

Or a stock photo for being held for ransom?

 

[akira28]

That woman with the pear is frightening. Like legit scary.

 

[Fxp]

Does this message translate to "please kill me"?

"I'm alive!" in Russian.

 

[themagicalkitsune]

Was browsing through stretching images, guess who showed up.

Apologies (=idc) if repost.

 

[Poltergust]

Well, since this thread came back up...

 

[DJ Lushious]

My brother said he looks like Jerry NeSmith of Athens, GA. Is our stock photo guy living a double life?!

 

[Newlove]

I had to double take when noticing he has now appeared in our college prospectus. People probably wondered why I chuckled a little when they showed it in the staff briefing.

 

[NateDog]

I had to double take when noticing he has now appeared in our college prospectus. People probably wondered why I chuckled a little when they showed it in the staff briefing.

He looks so out of place there it makes it even more funny.

 

[Kevtones]

I think I might have seen him at a CVS near where I live. I really tried to get a good face up but couldn't. No photo either. Next time...

 

[blame space]

Stock photo guy is being held for ransom???

Or a stock photo for being held for ransom?

oh my god

 

[Kuno]

I was browsing though stock photos for work today when I came across this guy.

What the hell kind of context would you need for that photo to not be ridiculous?

 

[Kurtofan]

why is he so worried

 

[Machine]

I just ran across his image again today. He will never go away.

 

[GabeTheGrouch76]

Internally howling with laughter at this thread. The original stock pics are hilarious, but the edits take it to a whole new level. The Santa ones in particular, where most of his face is obscured by the beard but you can recognize his eyes of uncertainty...absolutely priceless.

In every photo it looks like the face of a man who just gambled on a fart and lost.

Oh god lol that's what his expressions exactly look like. Literally in tears now. xD

 

[UncleSporky]

Somehow I missed back in March when he was actually found and interviewed!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvcKW8El8MU

He seems like a chill guy.

 

[Alur]

Hah, that was pretty good. I had forgotten about this guy and his stock photos. Didn't know it had been given a name. Cool to see he's aware of the memes and taking it well.

 

[Daffy Duck]

I wish that was in English!

 

[Vinsanity.]

He was at the DNC also, dancing to Katy Perry:

http://imgur.com/gallery/qbEjG6m




OK, maybe not him...but damn close.

 

[UncleSporky]

I wish that was in English!

It was subtitled for me. He said that he looked a little unnatural in the photos because it was hard for him to maintain a big smile for that long. He is a little annoyed by some of the memes but there are some that he loves, like the one with his face replacing the presidents at Mount Rushmore.

 

[Tempy]

Adobe launches stock photo apparel (whyyyyy?) - http://blogs.adobe.com/creative/imp...s-the-end-of-stock-photography-as-we-know-it/

 

[Badlucktroll]

Ya'll got to much time on ya'll hands!
But seriously i love generic photo guy.

 

[Kater]

Every time I see this thread pop up here I check out the OP again and laugh until I have tears in my eyes. Generic photo stock guy is the man. :')

Edit:

I love everything about this haha

 

[Insane Metal]

Hahahahahahahahah

OMFG I'm dying here.

 

[jroc74]

Sitting in Dr's office yesterday I was not prepared for this.

You gotta warn ppl.

This entire thread, my god....

 

[Rehynn]

Hungarian.

Indeed. Lives in my city too, lol.

 

[Vicetrailia]

Haha, when I worked in marketing and needed stock photos, I used to make jokes about this guy being everywhere, and how much I disliked his fake smile.

This thread is hilarious. I wouldn't put him in our marketing materials because his smile was so fake it bothered people.

 

[shnurgleton]

Not sure if this has been posted, but this video is the first thing I think of when people post stock photos/footage. It always makes me happy/unsettled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yecFTeMVSlo

RIP Rashad

 

[RoryDropkick]

At work I was doing training for a new position, and one of the training modules had a picture of him as an example of a buisness partner. I had to hold in my giggles.

 

[IamDodongo]

this guy is great

 

[Koomaster]

xD I'm listening to Fifth Harmony - Work From Home, scrolling down this thread and they are bopping their heads to the song. Just burst out laughing.

 

[sixteen-bit]

When this thread got bumped, I assumed the worst.

'cuz u know, 2016

 

[dubc35]

He's back!

via The Atlantic: Growing Old in New York's Snarkiest Early-Internet Community

 

[PiFace]

He's back!

via The Atlantic: Growing Old in New York's Snarkiest Early-Internet Community

How the hell does he get work.

 

[dubc35]

How the hell does he get work.

Shortage of older people that can be photographed on the computer holding a coffee cup? ...no idea

 

[Zantetsuken]

I always love a new stock guy sighting

 

[E92 M3]

One of my favor things on the Internet.

 

[StayDead]

I love this man.