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I'd do her.

Just...want to put that out there.
 
Kreed said:
This is what I think as well. I noticed "V-Card" is written by names that aren't crossed off on her list yet, and she doesn't mention having actual sex with any of the guys names that are crossed off so she might be referring to her "V-card"?
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I'm pretty sure that's what it is, she wrote v-card next to the guys she would potentially sleep with. All of her previous conquests were hand jobs, blow jobs, or kissing only.
 
He should have showed her the scan and then used it for blackmail. She'd never rat him out on anything ever again and there's nothing she could do about it.
 
I was going to defend the chick, but fuck it. You play with fire, you're going to get burned.

She has learned a valuable lesson about consequence. Sometimes retribution is disproportionate to the original action. Such is life, such is mango.

Also, her life isn't ruined. A few years of tough high school =/= life.

That being said. Pwnt.

"Hey GI, me love you long time!"
 
Can't say I feel sorry for the brother. He knew he shouldn't have had beer in his room; it's illegal. I'm not sure if this was going too far, for what he did to his sister on facebook, but it probably would've been better to blackmail her if he really felt like he had to take revenge.
 
I'm not going to comment on whether or not it was justified BUT I can see this hurting him too socially. I mean, I think it's possible that some girl he likes will look back at this action and really come away with a negative opinion of him.
 
Not funny, the guy is a piece of shit. I wasn't always the best brother but I would never ever do something like this to my sisters. What a fucking douchebag.
 
Katie just shot herself in the foot.

I don't know how much the rest of you know about Asian culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like in America where you can become successful by being a slut. If you screw someone over in high school, you bring internet shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.

What this means is that the Facebook public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to have intercourse with Katie in either hole, nor will they go down on her. This is AWESOME! You can laugh all you want but Katie has alienated an entire market with this move.

Katie, publicly apologize to your brother and take the 3 month grounding from him or you can kiss the rest of your social life goodbye.
 
Roders5 said:
I think it's when she lets you do her up the ass, then she takes a dump on your chest.
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what she did this with a guy?


i need a last name guys. i'm FB'ing the shit outta this girl i don't even care anymore holy shit man
 
ianswoody said:
Katie just shot herself in the foot.

I don't know how much the rest of you know about Asian culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like in America where you can become successful by being a slut. If you screw someone over in high school, you bring internet shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.

What this means is that the Facebook public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to have intercourse with Katie in either hole, nor will they go down on her. This is AWESOME! You can laugh all you want but Katie has alienated an entire market with this move.

Katie, publicly apologize to your brother and take the 3 month grounding from him or you can kiss the rest of your social life goodbye.
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:lol :lol :lol
 
bengraven said:
As usual, virgin GAF jumps in. Maybe if they defend her, she'll give them blowjobs.
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Fixed.

If some of these guys had actually been sexually active in high school, they'd know that everyone knows who everyone fucks, list or not. No one is going to give a shit at the actual content of the list, 100% chance that just about everything on there was known already. The only thing that's funny is the existance of a list itself.

Hell, when I went to high school (1992-1996) there was no internet, no cell phones, whatever. Yet somehow (coconut telegraph?) we knew about every sexual encounter between classmates within 24 hours, tops. Some seriously shocking / humiliating / funny shit. People lasting 15 seconds. Guys using plastic wrap as a condom. The girl that thought every time her boyfriend got hard that she had to get him off or "it wouldn't go away".

Guess what? We all survived. No one's life was ruined. LOL at the overreactions in this thread.
 
maybe a bit excessive, but still pretty awesome and she'll get over it eventually. These days being a slut actually furthers your social standing in HS anyways

also, the kojima post never gets old :lol
 
Burai said:
Dude she might be like 14 or something.

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Ah, carry on then.
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Ceebs said:
I am so glad I finished school before this social networking stuff got big. These kids today have zero privacy.
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he could have made a copy and passed it around, its just that we wouldt of known. nothing is different
 
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I’d hit it
 
He did what he should have, it's not like he physically harmed her so he didn't take it too far. Hell if you tell my dirt (have fun finding it) I'm damn well telling yours. I bet she learned a valuable lesson about being a slut and a narc. Why would you even write that down to begin with!?

All that said, apparently the "strict" parents aren't strict enough, they have an alcoholic in training and a slut for offspring.
 
If you're honestly so god damn dumb that you can't who/what/why you want to fuck someone, to the point where listing all of them with reasons is necessary, then you deserve to get owned like this.

Stupid people owning stupid people. And the world turns...
 
TomServo said:
Fixed.

If some of these guys had actually been sexually active in high school, they'd know that everyone knows who everyone fucks, list or not. No one is going to give a shit at the actual content of the list, 100% chance that just about everything on there was known already. The only thing that's funny is the existance of a list itself.

Hell, when I went to high school (1992-1996) there was no internet, no cell phones, whatever. Yet somehow (coconut telegraph?) we knew about every sexual encounter between classmates within 24 hours, tops. Some seriously shocking / humiliating / funny shit. People lasting 15 seconds. Guys using plastic wrap as a condom. The girl that thought every time her boyfriend got hard that she had to get him off or "it wouldn't go away".

Guess what? We all survived. No one's life was ruined. LOL at the overreactions in this thread.
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Yeah. You would have to be a socially awkward tard to think this was somehow a huge secret to any one of those guys/people in school.
 
Skerj said:
All that said, apparently the "strict" parents aren't strict enough, they have an alcoholic in training and a slut for offspring.
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Or maybe they have an alcoholic in training and a slut for offsprings because they're strict. These kids got a little taste of life and this is the result.


edit: And a teenager throwing a hissy fit is not my idea of entertainment. Although I do confess to laughing at some of the comments.
 
gerg said:
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Good grief.
ScientificNinja said:
Way to go over-analyzing a throw-away comment, btw.
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But more specifically...

ScientificNinja said:
:lol @ whoever is trying to argue his response is disproportionate.
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This means that SN takes issue that "the brother is wrong for posting the list because it is way worse than his sister ratting him out".

ScientificNinja said:
Proportionality has nothing to do with any of it. The silly girl declared war on her brother and he fucking destroyed her with a single tactical strike. I come from an Asian family and I'd have done the same. If she doesn't like what happened, she should've considered that before ratting out her brother.
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i.e. this is a family dispute. Sister makes a dick move, brother responds with a dick move of his own. Doesn't matter whether or not bro's or sis' action was worse (this is what the "proportionality has nothing to do with it" comment is referring to). She should have expected revenge. Not doing so was naive.

gerg said:
I then argued that proportionality was entirely relevant, because we judge lots of actions based on their proportionality.
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OK, fine. Continue.

gerg said:
It is considered wrong to shoot a man who punches me a single time because the my action is not in proportion to his.
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OK, fine. Continue.

gerg said:
if SN is truly arguing towards a system of morality without a concept of proportion then he should find my hypothetical action permissible.
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wat.

Here is what SN said:

ScientificNinja said:
Anyone who believes in the proportionality of a reaction would likewise understand that taking a person's life isn't proportional to anything, and is therefore an unacceptable response.
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Besides, you are comparing apples to oranges.

gerg said:
if SN is truly arguing towards a system of morality without a concept of proportion then he should find my hypothetical action permissible.
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Your hypothetical action is not relevant because:

gerg said:
I don't mean to suggest that the boy's actions are equatable with that of shooting a man
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You take SN's opinion on one aspect of sociological behavior and apply it to everything else and all other scenarios. This is how you take it out of context. You removed the context of the "family dispute" and then applied SN's opinion to murder hypotheticals for no logical reason.

gerg said:
SN then clarified that this response takes his original argument out of context, because in the case at hand the boy's actions "are not being judged". I find this argument severely problematic; why, exactly, is it the case that these actions are not being judged? If it is because they are deemed legal, then it appears that SN is mistaking justice for the system designed to uphold it (the law), by reducing immorality to illegality. However, what is legal is not always what is moral. That being the case, why, then, does it even matter that what he has done is legal? What only matters is what is moral, and the two are not the same.
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What is this...I don't even....please see me after class.
 
X26 said:
maybe a bit excessive, but still pretty awesome and she'll get over it eventually. These days being a slut actually furthers your social standing in HS anyways

also, the kojima post never gets old :lol
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Kojima? "shot themselves in the foot" was about Squaresoft and FF13.
 
sinxtanx said:
Should have blackmailed her. 2.5 months with a personal servant could be bearable.
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Do you have a sister? Sisters are masters of countering blackmail. Give her two days, and he'd be handing the list right back over to her.

But even so, it was a total dick move.
 
She ratted her brother out with apparently no provocation, was DUMB ENOUGH to write a fucking list of the people she wants to fuck (and/or perform several lesser sexual acts with) and hide it in her closet, and then she freaks out when her brother finds her (probably poorly hidden, although her brother could just be a master) list and shares it with the world. Argue about your proportionality or whatever the hell you want to, this is one dumb bitch and she had it coming to her :lol
 
Rentahamster said:
This means that SN takes issue that "the brother is wrong for posting the list because it is way worse than his sister ratting him out".
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This might be a fair comment; a deontological system of ethics may make no reference to proportionality, for example.

i.e. this is a family dispute. Sister makes a dick move, brother responds with a dick move of his own. Doesn't matter whether or not bro's or sis' action was worse (this is what the "proportionality has nothing to do with it" comment is referring to). She should have expected revenge. Not doing so was naive.
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I can understand how my comments might have misinterpreted what he wrote if he was writing from the position of descriptive ethics. As I am looking at it from the perspective of normative ethics, then it is understandable that we would be arguing at cross-roads.

Of course it was naive for the girl not to expect some reaction from the boy. It doesn't make the boy's reaction permissible, however. This is very much the naturalistic fallacy - we cannot deduce an "ought" from an "is".

wat.
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I'm not sure why this is controversial.

Unless we apply to a deontological ethic - this being a factor that I have highlighted myself several times in the thread - how are we to judge my hypothetical without reference to proportionality? If it is the case that, within a consequentialist setting, proportionality is the standard of morality, removing that standard would mean that my hypothetical is permissible. Of course, the former claim (relating to proportionality being the standard of a consequential ethic) may be wrong; I need to think that over to fully commit to it.

Writing this paragraph has made me realise that I may have written "contextualist" when I should have written "consequentialist" in my previous posts, and so I apologise for any confusion that may have created.

Here is what SN said:
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I'm pretty sure he posted that in response to my hypothetical situation.

Besides, you are comparing apples to oranges.
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Unless you can post otherwise, I can only see this statement as circular.

Your hypothetical action is not relevant because:
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I can see how my statement there may have caused confusion. Thinking the matter over, I probably shouldn't have made it.

You take SN's opinion on one aspect of sociological behavior and apply it to everything else and all other scenarios. This is how you take it out of context. You removed the context of the "family dispute" and then applied SN's opinion to murder hypotheticals for no logical reason.
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I believe that if a system of ethics should be at all useful, it must be coherent. As a result, it is necessary to take one's position on one scenario and apply it to a different one.

My question, therefore, would be why the "family dispute" is so incomparable with the hypothetical such that my decision to compare the two removes SN's judgment from its supposed context.

What is this...I don't even....please see me after class.
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Wow. :lol

Its too bad he posted the list so quickly when he could have expanded on his plan and make it work for him in the long run.

Still awesome though.
 
Jayge said:
She ratted her brother out with apparently no provocation, was DUMB ENOUGH to write a fucking list of the people she wants to fuck (and/or perform several lesser sexual acts with) and hide it in her closet, and then she freaks out when her brother finds her (probably poorly hidden, although her brother could just be a master) list and shares it with the world. Argue about your proportionality or whatever the hell you want to, this is one dumb bitch and she had it coming to her :lol
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Amen
 
You know what they say about glass houses...

There is no "proportionality" bullshit between inter-family squabbles. If you burn them and they have something on you, prepare to have your shit made public for all the world to see. She started a war and he brought the fucking nuclear option; lesson learned.
 
Jayge said:
She ratted her brother out with apparently no provocation, was DUMB ENOUGH to write a fucking list of the people she wants to fuck (and/or perform several lesser sexual acts with) and hide it in her closet, and then she freaks out when her brother finds her (probably poorly hidden, although her brother could just be a master) list and shares it with the world. Argue about your proportionality or whatever the hell you want to, this is one dumb bitch and she had it coming to her :lol
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I gots to agree. No need to put this shit on paper. Like she's going to forget herself and let Brian hit it without getting a haircut if she doesn't have this omnipotent list to keep her in check. -_-
 
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