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xs_mini_neo said:
:lol

This is just her Achilles' heel.

It could have been far, FAR worse. She could have had a
penis.......thumb.

This is what I don't understand. There are literally billions of women in the world who are Achilles' heel, toe-thumb, and penis-anything free. As long as attractive women without deformities exist in this world, ostensibly attractive women with weird thumbs will remain sexually unappealing.
 
BamYouHaveAids said:
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Toe thumb? or Sharp pinkie?

The things she could do with that pinkie...
 
I could see if she had some kind of tail or something.. but a thumb?

Now that I think about it, not even a tail would ruin it.
 
kozmo7 said:
I could see if she had some kind of tail or something.. but a thumb?

Now that I think about it, not even a tail would ruin it.
A tail would only make it better.
 
i think whole megan fox tow thumb thing was created by meryl streep's publicist because megan has now firmly surpassed meryl as the greatest actress of all time
 
I totally wouldn't have sex with someone because of a birth defected thumb either.

And by that, I mean, I absolutely would have sex with her.
 
Slayer-33 said:
LOL I don't have a cam here now and my cell is not charged :( LG shine 2mp cam ftl. :lol

I'll try to get one up tomorrow lol
I'm calling bullshit on you backing down from us calling your on your bullshit.

You filthy, filthy bullshitter.

EXCUSES!
 
The fact that there are several videos in the "Related Videos" of that link all dedicated to this particular trait of Ms. Fox is quite depressing.

Really, world? This is what anybody cares about?
 
Slayer-33 said:
LOL I don't have a cam here now and my cell is not charged :( LG shine 2mp cam ftl. :lol

I'll try to get one up tomorrow lol

We're holding you to it.
 
Full Recovery said:
LOL biscuit holes
What... What are biscuit holes?

Tkawsome said:
Why is that question getting such a reaction?
You've got me. I didn't say she was ugly or anything. It's just that, if that is her, she looks really different in that picture compared to every other picture I've seen of her.
 
agrajag said:
Forget the thumbs, it's the idiotic tattoos that are the deal breaker.

her tats are a huge turn on for me

guess it's each to his own

she's fucking sexy OP, you are way too picky...
 
I'd turn her down for entirely different reasons.

Grant DaNasty said:
i think whole megan fox tow thumb thing was created by meryl streep's publicist because megan has now firmly surpassed meryl as the greatest actress of all time

This theory has merit.
 
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