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fortified_concept said:
Is this a joke thread? Because you can't possibly be fucking serious.
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Clearly these are 40-year old virgins trying to feel better about themselves by publicly denouncing their attraction to a hottie like Megan Fox. After all, if Megan Fox isn't good enough for you, you must be something really special.

Idiots. Like girls don't have enough insecurities, someone lock this moronic thread before more damage is done.
 
KillJade said:
Clearly these are 40-year old virgins trying to feel better about themselves by publicly denouncing their attraction to a hottie like Megan Fox. After all, if Megan Fox isn't good enough for you, you must be something really special.

Idiots. Like girls don't have enough insecurities, someone lock this moronic thread before more damage is done.
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No, most of us are probably just sick of hearing about the talentless hack.
 
harSon said:
No, most of us are probably just sick of hearing about the talentless hack.
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Internet forums aren't what I'd consider a push technology. If you're hearing about her all the time, perhaps it would be wise to avoid thread titles that oh say, feature the words "megan" and "fox"?
 
Woo-Fu said:
Internet forums aren't what I'd consider a push technology. If you're hearing about her all the time, perhaps it would be wise to avoid thread titles that oh say, feature the words "megan" and "fox"?
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You know what, you're right. Forums are the only place I see her face plastered all over, don't know why I didn't think of it sooner.
 
Chamber said:
I reckon it's bigger than Gisele's.

*rimshot*
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being flat doesnt have anything to do with size

giselle-bundchen.jpg
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even if I wasn't biased I could tell the difference
 
harSon said:
You know what, you're right. Forums are the only place I see her face plastered all over, don't know why I didn't think of it sooner.
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I live in nyc, figure I'm bombarded by as many billboards and other forms of advertisement as anybody and the place I've seen the most Megan Fox? NeoGAF! The 2nd place? The movies she is in.

Stay out of the womens interests magazine section at the bookstore and you'll probably get a breather from megan fox exposure.
 
Anasui Kishibe said:
Gisele is small, but not flat. If you refuse to see it, well, it's your choice mate
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???

I would think anyone who considers Fox or Gisele extremely attractive probably wouldn't consider themselves an "ass" man. It's nowhere near the most notable feature for them.
 
it is not, but at least Gisele's got some shape. Megan Fox has a straight line that goes from her back to her legs and not even the trickiest photographer could make it look like an appetizing arse
 
Anasui Kishibe said:
Gisele is small, but not flat. If you refuse to see it, well, it's your choice mate
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The only reason you can differentiate her ass from her thighs or back is because she arches her back.
 
WrikaWrek said:
It's not about being a notable feature. They just don't have "bad" asses.
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Whatever. All I'm saying is that picking Gisele over Megan based on ass is kind of out there.
 
KillJade said:
Clearly these are 40-year old virgins trying to feel better about themselves by publicly denouncing their attraction to a hottie like Megan Fox. After all, if Megan Fox isn't good enough for you, you must be something really special.

Idiots. Like girls don't have enough insecurities, someone lock this moronic thread before more damage is done.
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wow have some of you read the entire thread?

It was a REACTION to the discovery of her gross toe thumb from someone that never knew about it, are some of you people REALLY that offended for her because of the topic title? REALLY? If so please do everyone a favor and destroy the mind shrine you built for this woman because that IS really pathetic as opposed to someone disliking a feature of a person
:P

Anyway posting a pic in 20 mins or so
 
bengraven said:
I don't care about Megan Fox.

But I still respect the fact that she's the most fuckable woman on the planet right now.


http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j75/JCudney/meganfoxgqhq5.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

Yeah, ok.

Right.

Poll the average dude on their personal dream girl and she ain't #1.
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I think the fact that she looks like a stuck up bitch is much more disgusting. Of the five percent of you in this thread who's actually had sex, none of them even came close to Megan Fox, no matter what you say.
 
Truant said:
I think the fact that she looks like a stuck up bitch is much more disgusting. Of the five percent of you in this thread who's actually had sex, none of them even came close to Megan Fox, no matter what you say.
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In interviews and shit she doesn't really seem like that to me, she seems alright.
 
On the contrary, I'd say the stuck up bitch look is the best part.

That being said, she looks better in candid shots with minimal or no make up than when she cakes it on.
 
Truant said:
I think the fact that she looks like a stuck up bitch is much more disgusting. Of the five percent of you in this thread who's actually had sex, none of them even came close to Megan Fox, no matter what you say.
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They're only virgins because they're waiting for the right woman. Clearly they could have had Megan like that *finger click* but she just didn't stack up. Clearly she's too clumsy - you know, all thumbs.
 
Spasm said:
Has anyone posted this yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt7B5KdTSK4
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Hmm I don't see anything wrong with that ;p


This is me.. for those intrigued (remember I take Megan Fox back, someone already re-convinced me)

Mono and color not shaved :lol

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Now to the disclaimer..

I never said i was perfect, someone just playfully threw that out there, I'm not comparing myself to an airbrushed+make up+lighting pro photographer photo taken celeb with a 2mp cell phone cam indoors ©

Be gentle gaf :lol
 
Slayer-33 said:
Hmm I don't see anything wrong with that ;p


This is me.. for those intrigued (remember I take Megan Fox back, someone already re-convinced me)

Mono and color not shaved :lol

2hncd9s.jpg
1o9isk.jpg


Now to the disclaimer..

I never said i was perfect, someone just playfully threw that out there, I'm not comparing myself to an airbrushed+make up+lighting pro photographer photo taken celeb with a 2mp cell phone cam indoors ©

Be gentle gaf :lol
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OH GOD LOOK AT THAT CHIN!! So FrEAKingG sharp!!!

jk, were cool bro
 
whitehawk said:
OH GOD LOOK AT THAT CHIN!! So FrEAKingG sharp!!!

jk, were cool bro
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lol blame the 5'oclock shadow didn't shave :( :P cams add 10 pounds too I look normal irl, so megan must be ultra thin haha

:lol
 
Spasm said:
Eeeeooooh.. Did you see the toe?
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Wat was it? long 2nd to last toe or main toe?


-edit didn't listen to it with audio when I saw it, i see what you mean (lol @ george) :D but it goes to show you that yes judging someone as if you like them or not because of a toe or finger is ultra shallow lol.. See.. for me it was the unexpected nature of the surprise that pushed me to make the topic which is messed up :lol


Other than that I do find Megan + tats / beautiful eyes and face, or the way she dresses to be plenty attractive but then again she might not be the type for some people.
 
Slayer-33 said:
Hmm I don't see anything wrong with that ;p


This is me.. for those intrigued (remember I take Megan Fox back, someone already re-convinced me)

Mono and color not shaved :lol

[
2hncd9s.jpg
rmpe1z.jpg
1o9isk.jpg


Now to the disclaimer..

I never said i was perfect, someone just playfully threw that out there, I'm not comparing myself to an airbrushed+make up+lighting pro photographer photo taken celeb with a 2mp cell phone cam indoors ©

Be gentle gaf :lol
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omg he's literally perfect. the hairline is tweaked to the millimeter, the skin is as smooth as a baby's bottom, his face is totally symmetrical, his 5 o clock shadow exists but as if with just a haze and no hair itself, and his eyes are caverns of soulfulness :O
 
Anasui Kishibe said:
Gisele is small, but not flat. If you refuse to see it, well, it's your choice mate
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Gisele Bunchen has no ass. She just performs the same trick that all white models do; sticks her butt out then arches her back to make it look like she does.
 
Slayer-33 said:
Hmm I don't see anything wrong with that ;p


This is me.. for those intrigued (remember I take Megan Fox back, someone already re-convinced me)

Mono and color not shaved :lol

[
2hncd9s.jpg
rmpe1z.jpg
1o9isk.jpg


Now to the disclaimer..

I never said i was perfect, someone just playfully threw that out there, I'm not comparing myself to an airbrushed+make up+lighting pro photographer photo taken celeb with a 2mp cell phone cam indoors ©

Be gentle gaf :lol
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yeah you're not bad looking by any means but you might need to get over yourself a bit.. you're not so good looking as to assume megan fox would want you just by looking at you.. lol
 
Kastro said:
yeah you're not bad looking by any means but you might need to get over yourself a bit.. you're not so good looking as to assume megan fox would want you just by looking at you.. lol
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I was just being a dick :lol



-COOLIO- said:
omg he's literally perfect. the hairline is tweaked to the millimeter, the skin is as smooth as a baby's bottom, his face is totally symmetrical, his 5 o clock shadow exists but as if with just a haze and no hair itself, and his eyes are caverns of soulfulness :O
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oooooh cmon don't hurt me like that coolio side shots! side shots side shots! :lol
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DeaconKnowledge said:
Gisele Bunchen has no ass. She just performs the same trick that all white models do; sticks her butt out then arches her back to make it look like she does.
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so all white models have no ass because they perform this trick? What are you, Harson's avatar?
 
Anasui Kishibe said:
so all white models have no ass because they perform this trick? What are you, Harson's avatar?
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No, white models perform this trick because they have no ass.


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There are white girls who have it, but Gisele Bundchen isn't one of them.
 
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