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Tim Rogers reviews Final Fantasy VII Remake for 3+ hours
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German Shocks
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Just imagine how long this guy lasts in bed. 
Hudo
Member
Just imagine how long this guy lasts in bed.
GymWolf
Gold Member
Maybe he has so much time for reviews because he's very fast under the sheets...Just imagine how long this guy lasts in bed.
CrysisFreak
Banned
I really think a 3 hour review is insanely pretentious.
Not sure but isn't this guy that REE loves, I guess those losers don't have a problem with wasting 3 hours of their 40 year long life on this shit jfl.
Zoro7
Banned
Why does listening to a 2 hour podcast make you an idiot? There's some great podcasts out there and it's great to have on in the background.
Bullet Club
Banned
I listen to some 6+ hour podcasts.
Looks like Tim posted another 3 hour review a couple of months ago.
There are 2 videos on his channel.
Looks like Tim posted another 3 hour review a couple of months ago.
There are 2 videos on his channel.
TheInfamousKira
Reseterror Resettler
"Sweet! A Tim Roger's review! All the young people like him, and I was on the fence about whether to get this game, let's see what he has to say!"
*starts video*
I WAS DOING MY OWN LAUNDRY, IN 2020! HOW OUTRA-
*skips an hour*
WHILE THE ULULATION OF A SCORE OF TRADITIONAL FANATICALS MAY BE UBIQUITOUS WITH THE FRANCHISE IT REMINDS ME OF FRENCH PHILOSOPHER JEAN JACQUES BOUDREAX'S THEORY THA-
*skips everything he does. Ever. For now on*
Jesus, dude. Guy is well spoken, but listening to him seems like a PSA about the harmful effects of methamphetamines instead of a game review. And people say Kojima needs an editor.
*starts video*
I WAS DOING MY OWN LAUNDRY, IN 2020! HOW OUTRA-
*skips an hour*
WHILE THE ULULATION OF A SCORE OF TRADITIONAL FANATICALS MAY BE UBIQUITOUS WITH THE FRANCHISE IT REMINDS ME OF FRENCH PHILOSOPHER JEAN JACQUES BOUDREAX'S THEORY THA-
*skips everything he does. Ever. For now on*
Jesus, dude. Guy is well spoken, but listening to him seems like a PSA about the harmful effects of methamphetamines instead of a game review. And people say Kojima needs an editor.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
he just shared a patreon update for the upcoming 6-part, 4(?)-hour long review of DOOM (1993). it is now being edited. i'd like to post Tim's whole update here but it's 2600+ words long!
I am in.
WhiskeyDiver
Member
3 hours? After 5 minutes, I would rather have a micropenis and not the massive 3.7 inches I am already packing now....So my only choice is to watch him for 3 hours.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
In the most basic of opinions I can give about watching this guy talk for 3 hours? He's really really boring to listen to. I have been having insomnia issues. I might have found a viable and cost effective treatment.
bishopcruz
Member
Just happened upon this vid today. As a man who likes his 3+ hour deep dives Tim Rogers is INSUFFERABLE. I don't mind a deep dive if you are making good points, but this man just likes the sound of his own voice. He's not smart, he's not clever he's just a pretentious twat.
Kazza
Member
Why are people complaining, surely a classic like Doom deserves a 3.5 hour review:
Seriously though, I can understand why people are into his videos. They are a weird mix of autobiographical info, pop culture history and a little bit of the game itself. I managed to get 40 minutes into the Doom one. I enjoyed what I watched, but that was enough for me.
Give his videos a go, you might be one of those people who really love them.
Seriously though, I can understand why people are into his videos. They are a weird mix of autobiographical info, pop culture history and a little bit of the game itself. I managed to get 40 minutes into the Doom one. I enjoyed what I watched, but that was enough for me.
Give his videos a go, you might be one of those people who really love them.
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