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Toad: head or hat?

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Toadofsky from SM RPG has hair hang out from under his hat.
 
Also when you get powerup flowers in new super mario bros toads hat changes color, just like the rest of his clothes.
 
Aren't they not anthropomorphic mushrooms, like hello kitty isn't a cat? I thought that was one of the insane things Nintendo said lately.
 
If someone can get a screencap of toad getting shocked in super mario strikers it's supposed to show that the cap on Toads head don't have any bones in it.
 
its a hat right? they arent mushroom people as in walking mushrooms. they are mushroom people as in they reside in the mushroom kingdom, right?
 
It's their spore-sack. An equivalent to genitalia.

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These are not pigtails, but the early stages of new toads. When the time is right, the young female will plant them in soil, and the temperature will determine the gender of the offspring.
 
It's their spore-sack. An equivalent to genitalia.

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These are not pigtails, but the early stages of new toads. When the time is right, the young female will plant them in soil, and the temperature will determine the gender of the offspring.
You're confusing the Toads with the Koopas.

That's just a stylish hat, and a rare and expensive one at that.
 
It's their spore-sack. An equivalent to genitalia.

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These are not pigtails, but the early stages of new toads. When the time is right, the young female will plant them in soil, and the temperature will determine the gender of the offspring.
Bullshit.

Toads are asexual and choose their gender expression.
 
If that's their head, and they are not humans, I don't understand why do they have a stupid whiny female human as princess instead of one of their own species. It doesn't make any sense at all.

So, it must be the hat.
 
If that's their head, and they are not humans, I don't understand why do they have a stupid whiny female human as princess instead of one of their own species. It doesn't make any sense at all.

So, it must be the hat.

Because Peach is an evil overlord who used cordyceps to successfully take over the kingdom.
 
If that's their head, and they are not humans, I don't understand why do they have a stupid whiny female human as princess instead of one of their own species. It doesn't make any sense at all.

So, it must be the hat.
Peach and her father usurped the true Toad ruler. After their successful takeover of the kingdom, she secretly poisoned her father as a way to retain her title of princess and avoid true ruling responsibility while at the same time claiming the highest status in the kingdom. Toadsworth, the former king, effectively rules for her while she lives the easy life at the top of the world.
 
Because Peach is an evil overlord who used cordyceps to successfully take over the kingdom.

In the end, Bowser wants to save the Toads from that evil woman, he is a good guy in the end. But Toads are blind, they don't realize they serve to an evil woman, because she made them think Bowser wants to kill them. And Mario is blind too, because he thinks that the good one of the story is the girl, just because she is human like him, and he doesn't realize that just because Bowser is a giant turtle, he doesn't have to be the bad guy. But Peach takes advantage of Mario, because she made him fall in love with her, so she could use him as her bodyguard, and this way, she can conduct her evil plans.

PRINCESS PEACH IS AN OUTSTANDINGLY EVIL WOMAN!!

Edit: apparently our theories are true:

Peach and her father usurped the true Toad ruler. After their successful takeover of the kingdom, she secretly poisoned her father as a way to retain her title of princess and avoid true ruling responsibility while at the same time claiming the highest status in the kingdom. Toadsworth, the former king, effectively rules for her while she lives the easy life at the top of the world.

SHE'S ULTRAEVIL!!

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It's sort of like a hat or hairpiece. Yall don't know jack shit about toads, I'm an expert. It actually has to do with their religion so much like a kippah worn by the Jewish folk. Toadism is very strong and probably biggest religion within the Marioverse. That's why some toad peoples will take it off and others don't.

This.
 
If that's their head, and they are not humans, I don't understand why do they have a stupid whiny female human as princess instead of one of their own species. It doesn't make any sense at all.

So, it must be the hat.

She's necessary to them because her magical powers protect them from the Koopa Kingdom. Even though nowadays it seems Mario does all the work, her powers might passively protect them anyway.
 
In the end, Bowser wants to save the Toads from that evil woman, he is a good guy in the end. But Toads are blind, they don't realize they serve to an evil woman, because she made them think Bowser wants to kill them. And Mario is blind too, because he thinks that the good one of the story is the girl, just because she is human like him, and he doesn't realize that just because Bowser is a giant turtle, he doesn't have to be the bad guy. But Peach takes advantage of Mario, because she made him fall in love with her, so she could use him as her bodyguard, and this way, she can conduct her evil plans.

PRINCESS PEACH IS AN OUTSTANDINGLY EVIL WOMAN!!

Edit: apparently our theories are true:



SHE'S ULTRAEVIL!!

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eventually, Toadette, with help from the fortune Capitan Todd amassed in his adventures, challenges her to see who's the true ruler of the kingdom and the first Great Mushroom War begins. both of them hire various plumbers, heros, dinosaurs, etc to serve as their armies and it will be up to who's richer and better at convincing their troops to win.

whoever hires Mario will have a tactical advantage so this might pose a big problem for Toadette (Peach has him by the balls). maybe Toadette can form an alliance with Rosalina to split the Peach army (i bet Peach would have a hard time holding Mario for herself in that situation)
 
eventually, Toadette, with help from the fortune Capitan Todd amassed in his adventures, challenges her to see who's the true ruler of the kingdom and the first Great Mushroom War begins. both of them hire various plumbers, heros, dinosaurs, etc to serve as their armies and it will be up to who's richer and better at convincing their troops to win.

whoever hires Mario will have a tactical advantage so this might pose a big problem for Toadette (Peach has him by the balls). maybe Toadette can form an alliance with Rosalina to split the Peach army (i bet Peach would have a hard time holding Mario for herself in that situation)

I have a feeling inside, that makes me think, that Rosalina hates Peach. In the end, she joined Mario in Galaxy 1 to help him save Peach, but with the condition of saving all power stars as well. She never mentioned Peach with her name, just "your loved person" or something like, she didn't even bother to meet Peach in person.
 
I still wonder if the mushrooms Mario eats to power up are Toad fetuses, or maybe the capital punishment is decapitation, then a batshit insane italian plumber eats your still living head.
 
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