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Triscuits are gross

Only way to make them tolerable:

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I remember I showed a U.K. Friend that cheese in a can and he was amazed it existed lol.

It's one of the 7 man-made wonders of the world. Truly the pinnacle of humanity's foray into food engineering. Hopefully your friend was able to taste its magnificence, haha
 
Triscuits are the shit dude wtf . . . black pepper & sea salt w sliced cheese, I'd rather eat some of that for a snack than any chips.
 
Triscuits are delicious. great beach snack as well.

I like the plain ones with some spreadable cheese. But also like the flavored ones with hummus or something.
 
Carl: I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car, you should have had some.
Eric: Well, maybe if you told me they were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you.
Carl: I'm sorry.
Eric: Well, "sorry" doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Carl?


Rosemary flavored triscuits can be piled upon a gigantic gas fire though.
 
I too dislike Triscuits. I don't even like seeing them in stores. If I was a dictator I'd scapegoat them for some societal ill.
 
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