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[Silkworm]

I like the Dill, Sea Salt & Olive Oil Triscuits. I smear some cream cheese on them and then top them with some smoked salmon. Not quite lox on a bagel with a schmear of cream cheese but close enough for me ;-)

 

[soundscream]

No you're gross!

 

[Aztechnology]

Does anyone here like them? I feel like I have yet to meet someone who eats them.

Comparatively to similar snacks, yea they're trash.

 

[MikeOfAllTrades]

Best cracker, though you have to eat them fast. They go stale really quick.

 

[Onemic]

triscuits suck

 

[adj_noun]

Triscuits are the Citizen Kane of snack crackers.

 

[beacon 0f light]

Op's opinion is all sorts of asinine, asiten, AND asieleven.

I present you with the:

3rd Best Snack - BAM!

2nd Best Snack - WHAM!!

And the Number 1 Very Best snack in the Universe- BA-DOW!!!

 

[Arthr2ShdsJcksn]

I don't care about Triscuits but I am infinitely triggered by someone eating biscuits with hummus.

Absolutely haram.

It was more akin to me going absolutely Harambe. I couldn't get enough and now I feel fat. Soooo good.

 

[Switch Back 9]

Just devoured a box with some hummus. You're wrong

So good with hummus.

 

[Shadybiz]

Does anyone here like them? I feel like I have yet to meet someone who eats them.

Your feelings on this particular matter are irrelevant. Of course people eat them...otherwise they wouldn't have been on shelves for over 100 years.

 

[Regiruler]

Can the restriction on personal attacks be lifted because I have some very strong words to say to the OP.

 

[Dude Abides]

They've ok. Better than god-awful wheat thins.

 

[MIMIC]

Was gonna say OP was crazy, then I realized I was confusing Triscuits for Wheat Thins.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Triscuits are great and your taste buds need guidance.

 

[urge26]

Triscuits are great, but this is the reason I come to off-topic. Bravo op!

 

[FTF]

You had delicious Triscuit crackers in the car and didn't tell me?

Carl: I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car, you should have had some.
Eric: Well, maybe if you told me they were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you.
Carl: I'm sorry.
Eric: Well, "sorry" doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Carl?

lol nice

 

[ryseing]

The black pepper ones are godlike drunk food by themselves or with dip. I have a friend who consistently has them at her parties and every time I end up in the corner eating most of the box.

 

[milkham]

I used to eat them at my grandma's house, i loved them.

 

[Matrix XII]

I've always liked triscuits. I eat them with cheese or hummus.

 

[Hubbl3]

They've ok. Better than god-awful wheat thins.

Wheat Thins? God-awful? Does not compute.

Wheat Thins might be my 2nd or 3rd favorite crackers, especially the GOAT flavor of Sundried Tomato & Basil

 

[wandering goat]

A snack I sometimes made was triscuits with cheese and tomato slices on them, put in the microwave for a bit to let the cheese melt.

 

[MikeOfAllTrades]

Wheat Thins? God-awful? Does not compute.

Wheat Thins might be my 2nd or 3rd favorite crackers, especially the GOAT flavor of Sundried Tomato & Basil

Regular wheat thins are sickeningly sweet.

 

[Pep Guardiola]

Well maybe if you told me they were delicious triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pHY_5psG5w

 

[valkillmore]

A snack I sometimes made was triscuits with cheese and tomato slices on them, put in the microwave for a bit to let the cheese melt.

I use plum tomatoes and dice into slices, they're the perfect size.

I hope OP stubs his toe next time he's in the cracker isle at his local market.

 

[yongeandcollege]

OP is more proof that opinions can in fact be wrong.

 

[kamakazi5]

Lightly salted is pretty much the only snack food I regularly buy. Cracked pepper, a little tomato and feta or mozzarella on top is perfection.

 

[Takamura-San]

Oh look, another thread in which the OP makes an absolute statement. Expects people to agree with him. Gets proven wrong.

 

[SocksAndShoes]

Cracked pepper Triscuits are FUCKING INCREDIBLE.

 

[valkillmore]

Cracked pepper Triscuits are FUCKING INCREDIBLE.

THIS IS WHAT I'M SAYING

 

[webkatt]

I dislike them as well. i had some black pepper/olive oil ones and they were way too salty for my liking.

 

[rjinaz]

They make a thin chips one that is actually pretty good.

 

[hydragonwarrior]

I like the tomato basil, black pepper and olive oil, and garlic ones

 

[Meier]

Absolutely disgusting.

 

[Lonestar]

read this as Triscuits are gone, and I wondered what I did wrong to deserve this.

Not that I've had some in a long time, but they were surprisingly tasty. Probably the salt.

 

[Surfinn]

Absolutely disgusting.

I just don't understand

 

[Za-Neen-Jya]

Idontlikething.jpg

 

[fluffydelusions]

Alright fine gaf I will give these flavored ones a try but I think the plain ones are shit but tbh I never put any toppings on them. Maybe I should try that.

 

[shawnbuddy]

Triscuits are the best cracker. No debate on this, it's scientifically established fact.

 

[Aiustis]

When I was little I thought our wicker coffee table was edible because it reminded me of Triscuits.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who was confused by that.

Give me a box of trisuits, and I'll give you and empty box.

 

[SS4Gogita]

I thought the title was "Triscuits are great" and I was like "Yeah!"

Then I realized what it actually said and was sad.

 

[Harrison Bergeron]

Triscuits are great—with stuff or without. Even the frankenseasoned ones are awesome.

Whoever said they are part of a healthy snack though. Pretty high calorie already, and if you pair that with hummus you can do some real damage. I want to eat an entire bag of them with hummus now because of this thread.

 

[Celcius]

Triscuits are great. I like the hint of salt best. I get two and put some creamy peanut butter in between.

 

[Wingfan19]

Carl: I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car, you should have had some.
Eric: Well, maybe if you told me they were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you.
Carl: I'm sorry.
Eric: Well, "sorry" doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Carl?


Rosemary flavored triscuits can be piled upon a gigantic gas fire though.

Thank you for posting this. Should've been first post.

 

[Oppo]

i understand why people don't like them

but i go crazy for them

plain triscuit + herb garlic cream cheese is my phantom zone

the key is salty side down

 

[Bitanator]

The more you eat them more you like them

 

[fastmower]

You're gross.

 

[23qwerty]

they're pretty good

 

[Extra Sauce]

I will eat anything if it's on a Triscuit.

 

[Phu]

I'm surprised anyone buys Triscuits when Wheat Thins are right next to them on the shelf.

It's just like Cheez-Its and Cheese Nips. Before making this comparison I had to google whether or not they still make Cheese Nips because who the hell ever picked them over Cheez-Its.

 

[NervousXtian]

Triscuits need something on them to be able to eat more than a few, but nah OP you're wrong. Triscuits are good.