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Triscuits are gross

They can be used well in cooking, sometimes. It took some convincing for me to believe it, but it's true.

As a cracker, though? Vile. Second only to chicken in a biskit for awful, awful food.
 
Carl: I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car, you should have had some.
Eric: Well, maybe if you told me they were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you.
Carl: I'm sorry.
Eric: Well, "sorry" doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Carl?


Rosemary flavored triscuits can be piled upon a gigantic gas fire though.

It took too many posts, but good job.

As a cracker, though? Vile. Second only to chicken in a biskit for awful, awful food.

It's shredded wheat. How can shredded wheat be vile? Dry, maybe. Basic, maybe. But add some cream cheese or cheese/sausage and it balances it right out. I enjoy them, but I'm honestly not much of a snack guy. I don't like the idea of just munching on stuff, unawares.
 
Cracked pepper triscuits are so amazing

UPDATE: I just realized they have the same texture as frosted mini wheats, but I'm cool with that
 
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These are pretty good.
 
Triscuits + port wine cheese spread. Not as healthy as with something like hummus, but pretty fucking good either way.
 
I'm surprised anyone buys Triscuits when Wheat Thins are right next to them on the shelf.

It's just like Cheez-Its and Cheese Nips. Before making this comparison I had to google whether or not they still make Cheese Nips because who the hell ever picked them over Cheez-Its.

I do. I think they taste better and they go for about half the price. Surprised they are still selling them though. Get mine at Walmart.

Well the original anyway, cheez-its 4 cheese is da bomb.

They can be used well in cooking, sometimes. It took some convincing for me to believe it, but it's true.

As a cracker, though? Vile. Second only to chicken in a biskit for awful, awful food.

You're crazy. Chicken in a biscuit is the best crackers with sliced cheese and summer sausage or even can cheese.
 
It's shredded wheat. How can shredded wheat be vile? Dry, maybe. Basic, maybe. But add some cream cheese or cheese/sausage and it balances it right out. I enjoy them, but I'm honestly not much of a snack guy. I don't like the idea of just munching on stuff, unawares.
Flavorless, texture of carpet, and it tends to explode into razor shards. No thanks. There's a million fantastic crackers in the world, why would I bother with triscuits?

You're crazy. Chicken in a biscuit is the best crackers with sliced cheese and summer sausage or even can cheese.
Cheese whiz isn't even cheese, and those crackers taste like purified essence of wrong.
 
i go through phases with triscuits, some years i think they're like savoury dried straw crackers, other years i think they're pure cracker wizardry...

right now i'm not a fan, but that's likely to change again [as it always does].
 
Flavorless, texture of carpet, and it tends to explode into razor shards. No thanks. There's a million fantastic crackers in the world, why would I bother with triscuits?


Cheese whiz isn't even cheese, and those crackers taste like purified essence of wrong.

I mean it does have cheese in it, but you're not wrong of course. Anyway, maybe because it's wrong is why it tastes so right. Yum!
 
No no no no no...

These are the greatest gift God has given mankind :

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With smoked cheddar and a pepper jam? Hot damn.

Though it seems like they may be different in some places? That's what I get in Ontario, Canada at least.
 
I fucking love Triscuits. I eat them plain, with cheese and sometimes with sardines. As others have said the black pepper flavor is amazing.
 
I fucking love Triscuits. I eat them plain, with cheese and sometimes with sardines. As others have said the black pepper flavor is amazing.

Peanut butter is an under-rated topper for them. But yes, cheese + anything on them is also killer. Triscuits with melted cheese and jalapeno is degenerate booze sponge heaven.
 
you're not supposed to eat triscuits plain dude - its a vehicle to get dip into your mouth
 
They're...interesting, I guess. They're too thick to be a decent cracker and have a weird splintery texture on top of that. You need an awful lot of toppings to even out the mouthful of relatively bland wheat that goes with it.

Could be worse, though - at least Triscuits don't actually taste like cardboard:

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