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[Doug Heffernan]

Does each spider count as an XBOne user? Since that's the metric Microsoft go by these days...

huh?

 

[jadjei]

Goddamn I kind of wish I didn't click this thread. It makes me wonder if there are any spiders in my fat PS2 :/.

 

[specdot]

It lives there now. Sorry OP.

Pretty much.
R.I.P. In pieces OP's Xbox One.

Does each spider count as an XBOne user? Since that's the metric Microsoft go by these days...

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[Azerare]

Put Rise of the Tomb Raider in and it'll probably leave

This post really went under the radar!

 

[Noi_]

Welp... I'm gonna be cracking all of my consoles open tomorrow to make sure they're not possessed.

On one hand I should probably too. But on the other hand there's no way i'd even know how to deal with the things if I did find them.

 

[Seik]

This is what the spider in my PS3 kind of looked like:

Apparently these are False Black Widows, and I didn't know these were also here in Canada :/

and I didn't know these were also here in Canada :/

here in Canada :/

Canada

Fuck life itself, I'm opening all my shit. D:

Also

 

[Head.spawn]

^ that looks kinda like the bastard that was in my house I was talking about earlier in the thread.

 

[Beren the Empty-Handed]

Some sort of a bug once crawled into my GameCube's vent because I had it on the floor. It bugged me a lot

 

[Dimitri LH]

Im terrified of spiders, but since GAF usually posts the same pics and GIFs over and over, I think im getting a grip on that fear......I think (that trap door one always gets me damn it). In any case, fear does not equal to hate, I love almost all animals, I dont hate Spider and have a fond respect for them.

the way some of them behave is kind of cute.

like this one trying to hide in the sand:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvG6U2ULkVU

I think my reason to find them creepy are the long bony looking legs.....

EDIT: VVVVVVVVV okay that gif kinda gets to me.....wtf. must be the eyes.

 

[hodgy100]

Just feed it a spider doughnut or some spider cider ;D

 

[Kadin]

This thread has reminded me why I always leave the lights off whenever possible. If I can't see them, they don't exist...

 

[spannicus]

Dont fret over the spider in the xbox, worry about the one that will crawl into your mouth when you go to sleep.

 

[B.O.O.M]

Give her a call OP

 

[thesolidshark]

Interesting thread. Reminded me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C_Qh7NGwho

Good luck to OP and thanks for the mixed feelings guys.

 

[DragonNC]

Same thing happened to me with XBOX before 13 years & what I did is sprayed with "Pest spray" & let it sit for 2 days before I used again.
Spray only in ventilation holes & let it dry in worm plays for 2 days.

After that you can plug it again & will work fine.

 

[DXLelouch153]

Just feed it a spider doughnut or some spider cider ;D

OP should cosplay as Muffet
for science
see how the spider reacts

 

[GametimeUK]

Merry Christmas to your spider, OP.

 

[NeoGIF]

Tell the spider that it will have to start paying you rent if it's going to remain in your Xbox.

It will immediately exit your console. Problem solved.

 

[Hidden One]

Catch it OP.

Take a picture.

What exactly was this guys plan? Was he gonna hold the spider captured forever in that position if he managed to get it?

 

[Fahzgoolin]

I'm glad this thread was allowed to exist.

 

[aradikus]

.moo

Moo mom
Sorry OP, never happened to me.pllllll
Lonoooomonm
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How big is it ?

Lmmmmmol

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[Dueck]

It'll get hungry and leave. Maybe place a couple of crickets in a bowl or even some enemy spiders nearby.

We had a huge wolf spider that looked like the fella in the gif keep sneaking into the bedroom from outside. After awhile I named him Hugo and he was pretty chill. My wife did not like him though. Hugo senior, Hugo junior, and baby Hugo are the sizing names now...

But yeah, I would just wait it out for a week and hope he does not die or shed inside.

 

[Newtype-001]

What exactly was this guys plan? Was he gonna hold the spider captured forever in that position if he managed to get it?

Slide a paper through then flip.

 

[BluenoseGames]

Just fill a bug report.

Ayyy lmao best post in this thread.

But yeah you'll probably be fine ... probably.

 

[boredandlazy]

Ayyy lmao best post in this thread.

But yeah you'll probably be fine ... probably.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B436avtEXzs

 

[Collateral22]

I wouldn't be worried if it got into a ps4, things are super cramped and get hot, it would probably fry to death the second you load TLOU's main menu.

In a One, though ? Plently of space, and just enough heat to get comfortable. The spider's gonna like it here.

Xbox One, the all in one home for spiders to nest.

 

[Silent Chief]

This thread has reminded me why I always leave the lights off whenever possible. If I can't see them, they don't exist...

You also eat in the dark?

 

[LlamaJohnson]

This thread..... Merry Christmas GAF. Merry Christmas.

 

[Giriath_89]

Did you sleep yet OP? It might find a new home...

 

[Super_Cobra]

Did it see titanfall?

 

[RoadHazard]

So what's happened? Is OP dead?

 

[Bergerac]

What exactly was this guys plan? Was he gonna hold the spider captured forever in that position if he managed to get it?

You don't even need card/paper. You just scrape the box or whatever across the ceiling into the spider until it has no choice to drop. It couldn't climb the surface of whatever he's using.

 

[SchrodingerC]

Did you sleep yet OP? It might find a new home...

Jesus. CHRIST. I hope that's fake D:

 

[Jennipeg]

Did you sleep yet OP? It might find a new home...

Holy shit, that is my biggest phobia right there. I can't bear the thought of anything in my ears.

 

[Dennis]

 

[Funyarinpa]

is that from the "korean girls watch american porn" thread lmao

 

[Chris Metal]

Jesus. CHRIST. I hope that's fake D:

I don't know if that's real, because there was a fake that went viral a while ago. But it does happen, a woman in China had an Spider removed from her inner ear.
EDIT: Banned url news site..

 

[Forearm Star]

uhhh.. one just crawled out of my headset.

Then I saw the above .gif

Will not game this holiday season

 

[icespide]

Did you sleep yet OP? It might find a new home...

holy shit that's fucked up

 

[Silvawuff]

Spiders are friends. Your console was Chosen. It is now well-defended from insects.

 

[ironcreed]

Did you sleep yet OP? It might find a new home...

Now, to the OP. Take a strong hand vac and suck every slot dry. Not on yourself, of course (unless you are feeling dirty).

 

[brokenbeans]

Goddamn I kind of wish I didn't click this thread. It makes me wonder if there are any spiders in my fat PS2 :/.

You already know the answer to this.

 

[NoFoX]

My god this thread!
I've goose bumps everywhere but can't stop watching/reading!!!

 

[ThatsMytrunks]

- Unplug the system
- press the power button about 10 times to try and get it to totally cycle all electricity out of it.
- Pour a very large bath of pure rubbing alcohol, enough to submerge the system in
- Submerge the system
- Make sure the spider is dead
- Leave the system on a towel, let it dry for a day, maybe two
-

Spoiler

Don't do this

 

[jadjei]

You already know the answer to this.

Yeah, there's probably a family of spiders in there :l.

 

[Slaythe]

I didn't need sleep today. Or next year.

 

[Notor!ousG]

This is one of the reasons I became so scared of spiders. Think I was 10 when I played the game.

 

[Raist]

Nope fuck that, if this is true, than we've already lost.

What the actual fuck

Please tell me that thing doesn't really exist

What. The. Fuck.

Come on guys.

 

[Vex_]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkJHRRu7S_Q

So why arent we at war with these things again?