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[JordanN]

I had a thread like this but it got locked.

 

[faridmon]

Valkyrie Chronicles 3 and Ace Attorney Investigations 2 not coming to the west... Oh wait!

 

[Parallacs]

Nintendo confirms next Zelda will be Free to Play, supported by micro-transactions and always-on multiplayer enjoyment. DLC to come daily.

 

[konrad77]

Microsoft buys Sony Playstation Division (or vice versa)

 

[Sub_Level]

Hideo Kojima to ditch Solid Snake character and only "continue making Big Boss centric games".

 

[Glass Rebel]

Platinum Games and Treasure acquired by Activision, forced to make CoD DLC packs

NO

NOOOO

 

[Epic Drop]

Rare to Create Banjo Threeie for Xbox 720, Company States that the Game Will Fully Utilize Kinect 2.0 and be 100% Controller Free

 

[Pudge]

Valve announces Team Fortress 3!

Spoiler

Hats from Team Fortress 2 are not transferable to Team Fortress 3.

 

[CielTynave]

Atlus Sold to EA, Becomes BioWare Japan

 

[BlackJace]

Platinum Games acquired by EA

Half-Life 3 revealed as F2P MMO

Mario Paintball (FPS) announced, Reggie Fis-Aime: "Absolute COD-Killer"

PS4 Will Be Priced at $499

Advance Wars 3DS "ain't happening"

 

[Gully State]

EA Buys Valve

 

[Skilletor]

Breaking news: A new study shows that Videogames give you AIDS.

 

[omonimo]

Next xbox kinect 2.0 will be the new standard for the console market like the massive bullshitness of the ipad mini game touch screen. I could to shot in my head or kill someone.

 

[benny_a]

Disney Closes Game Publisher LucasArts

 

[Fandangox]

Atlus Sold to EA, Becomes BioWare Japan

My heart.

 

[IdreamofHIME]

Activision buys exclusive rights to Walking Dead franchise, Telltale not allowed to make season 2.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Half-Life 3 announced, forced co-op, no hats

 

[Bravocado]

Bioware unveils Chrono Trigger 2.

 

[BibiMaghoo]

It did occur to me that some people will have already had to read their own worst at some point.

Disappointed no SEGA mentions on the first page

 

[Pudge]

Half-Life 3 announced, forced co-op, no hats

YOU MONSTER.

 

[BrokenEchelon]

Atlus Sold to EA, Becomes BioWare Japan

I wouldn't care, but holy fuck did I laugh.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Bioware unveils Chrono Trigger 2.

Let's be honest, Square-Enix unveils Chrono Trigger 2 can only lead to heartbreak and bitter tears

 

[Shai-Tan]

GAF closes.

then you'd have to actually play games instead of talking about them

 

[Wizman23]

"Nintendo buys Bungie Studios"

 

[Acquiescence]

Nolan North not returning for Uncharted 4, Troy Baker is the new Nathan Drake

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

Sega Unleashes Nerve Gas into the Atmosphere That Turns People into Sonic Fetishists would be about all I can think would actually ruin my life.

I'm really reaching because this gen has been so full of franchise disappointment, closure of devs, godawful buyouts, matches made in hell, embarrassing PR, and game cancellations, that it would take a very long time for me to come up with a serious answer for something I haven't already proven I can survive.

 

[yogloo]

Neogaf to allow signatures again.

 

[RumblingRosco]

Nintendo declares bankruptcy. All assets and IPs are purchased by EA.

 

[Byronic Hero]

Capcom Axes Ace Attorney Franchise, Says "They just don't sell well enough"

Microsoft offered to sell Nintendo Rare, Nintendo refused

Zero Escape Volume 3 Cancelled. "I got nothin'" Says Kotaro Uchikoshi.

 

[Cerebral Assassin]

Miyamoto Dies.

 

[BolognaSoup]

Miyamoto Dies.

Alright, who let this guy in?!

 

[Randdalf]

Mirror's Edge 2 to feature visceral new multiplayer modes and combat options

 

[Psycho_Mantis]

Atlus Sold to EA, Becomes BioWare Japan

Only a twisted mind would come up with filth like this.

 

[Corky]

Platinum Games acquired by Konami, forced to work on F2P Pachinko based browser games.


I... I need to lay down.

 

[Bravocado]

Let's be honest, Square-Enix unveils Chrono Trigger 2 can only lead to heartbreak and bitter tears

I think I'm just gonna go mope in a dark corner and listen to The Brink of Time now.

 

[jrush64]

Atlus Sold to EA, Becomes BioWare Japan

This is pretty damn chilling.

 

[Vilix]

Platinum Games and Treasure acquired by Activision, forced to make CoD DLC packs

 

[Seven Force]

Platinum Games acquired by Konami, forced to work on F2P Pachinko based browser games.

Damn.

 

[McLovin]

Quote from Gabe Newell on HL3 and their new ip - " HL3? Fuck that! Our next game takes place in the near future and you play as a... marine of sorts.. but he's from space."

 

[Canis lupus]

Apple buys every 3rd party developer, forces them to work exclusively on iOS.

 

[BibiMaghoo]

Quote from Gabe Newell on HL3 and their new ip - " HL3? Fuck that! Our next game takes place in the near future and you play as a... marine of sorts.. but he's from space."

*Games Workshop lawyers pick up phones*

''He said it was a marine, a marine in space''

 

[Dysun]

World of WarCraft servers shutting down

 

[BeerSnob]

Well, nothing videogame related could really ruin my life per se, but these would certainly give me pause and a reason to reassess my hobby:

2014 line up to be entirely free to play, funded only by micro-transactions!
Bioshock Infinite Multiplayer DLC released.
EA consumes Valve and 2K and Bethesda in bizarre legal case!
Steam and Origin to require real name and access to facebook account!
StarCraft II: Legacy of the Void to include love triangle between all three protagonists.
Jay Wilson to take over creative control of prominent series I like.

 

[genjiZERO]

New England Journal of Medicine: Playing videogames leads to increased rate of neuronal cell death.

 

[Broach]

Platinum shuts it's doors after Wonderful 101 and Bayonetta 2 underperforming

Treasure closes after 4 years of silence

Nintendo has massive success with Wii Vitality sensor

 

[Jay Sosa]

Shenume 3 for announced! Exclusively for Wii U!

Just kidding. Fortunately, as much as I love VG, nothing like that could ever ruin my life

 

[Arthr2ShdsJcksn]

LucasArts Shut Down by Disney

Ok,well it doesn't ruin my life, but it's pretty sad.

 

[kaioshade]

Platinum shuts it's doors after Wonderful 101 and Bayonetta 2 underperforming

Treasure closes after 4 years of silence

Nintendo has massive success with Wii Vitality sensor

I can see the first two being very, VERY possible.

 

[DixieFlatline]

"Half Life 3 to release on iOS, android"

 

[shinobi602]

Shenmue 3 iOS exclusive