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Video game headlines that would ruin your life.

Nintendo confirms next Zelda will be Free to Play, supported by micro-transactions and always-on multiplayer enjoyment. DLC to come daily.
 
Hideo Kojima to ditch Solid Snake character and only "continue making Big Boss centric games".
 
Rare to Create Banjo Threeie for Xbox 720, Company States that the Game Will Fully Utilize Kinect 2.0 and be 100% Controller Free
 
Valve announces Team Fortress 3!
Hats from Team Fortress 2 are not transferable to Team Fortress 3.
 
Atlus Sold to EA, Becomes BioWare Japan

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Platinum Games acquired by EA

Half-Life 3 revealed as F2P MMO

Mario Paintball (FPS) announced, Reggie Fis-Aime: "Absolute COD-Killer"

PS4 Will Be Priced at $499

Advance Wars 3DS "ain't happening"

 
Next xbox kinect 2.0 will be the new standard for the console market like the massive bullshitness of the ipad mini game touch screen. I could to shot in my head or kill someone.
 
It did occur to me that some people will have already had to read their own worst at some point.

Disappointed no SEGA mentions on the first page :)
 
Sega Unleashes Nerve Gas into the Atmosphere That Turns People into Sonic Fetishists would be about all I can think would actually ruin my life.

I'm really reaching because this gen has been so full of franchise disappointment, closure of devs, godawful buyouts, matches made in hell, embarrassing PR, and game cancellations, that it would take a very long time for me to come up with a serious answer for something I haven't already proven I can survive.
 
Capcom Axes Ace Attorney Franchise, Says "They just don't sell well enough"

Microsoft offered to sell Nintendo Rare, Nintendo refused

Zero Escape Volume 3 Cancelled. "I got nothin'" Says Kotaro Uchikoshi.
 
Platinum Games acquired by Konami, forced to work on F2P Pachinko based browser games.


I... I need to lay down.
 
Quote from Gabe Newell on HL3 and their new ip - " HL3? Fuck that! Our next game takes place in the near future and you play as a... marine of sorts.. but he's from space."
 
Quote from Gabe Newell on HL3 and their new ip - " HL3? Fuck that! Our next game takes place in the near future and you play as a... marine of sorts.. but he's from space."

*Games Workshop lawyers pick up phones*

''He said it was a marine, a marine in space''
 
Well, nothing videogame related could really ruin my life per se, but these would certainly give me pause and a reason to reassess my hobby:

2014 line up to be entirely free to play, funded only by micro-transactions!
Bioshock Infinite Multiplayer DLC released.
EA consumes Valve and 2K and Bethesda in bizarre legal case!
Steam and Origin to require real name and access to facebook account!
StarCraft II: Legacy of the Void to include love triangle between all three protagonists.
Jay Wilson to take over creative control of prominent series I like.
 
Platinum shuts it's doors after Wonderful 101 and Bayonetta 2 underperforming

Treasure closes after 4 years of silence

Nintendo has massive success with Wii Vitality sensor
 
Shenume 3 for announced! Exclusively for Wii U!

Just kidding. Fortunately, as much as I love VG, nothing like that could ever ruin my life
 
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