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Video game headlines that would ruin your life.
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Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Jack Thompson named new CEO of Rockstar, Housers "Baffled".
EA celebrates new partnership with Lockheed by offering gamers free Drones.
Microsoft officially snub Controllers, New Gum & Sphincter Interface deemed "the Future" says Spokesman.
GDC technical glitch reveals Hideo Kojima is entirely made of CG and Offal.
Microsoft unveils new Anti-Piracy Measures: Finger-print recognition on discs.
Mario questioned as part of Operation Yew Tree. Berlusconi "appalled".
Michael Gove insists "CoD must be taught in schools".
EA unveils new Anti-Piracy Measures: DRM that hooks directly into the brain.
EA celebrates new partnership with Lockheed by offering gamers free Drones.
Microsoft officially snub Controllers, New Gum & Sphincter Interface deemed "the Future" says Spokesman.
GDC technical glitch reveals Hideo Kojima is entirely made of CG and Offal.
Microsoft unveils new Anti-Piracy Measures: Finger-print recognition on discs.
Mario questioned as part of Operation Yew Tree. Berlusconi "appalled".
Michael Gove insists "CoD must be taught in schools".
EA unveils new Anti-Piracy Measures: DRM that hooks directly into the brain.
Remachinate
Member
Take-Two Interactive Acquired
Barrel Cannon
Member
Lol that would be so ironic and wrong
Staplefrog
Neo Member
Japanese government orders all game developers to become corn farmers. All game IP re-purposed as corn advertising or sold to Microsoft.
Felix Lighter
Member
Intel and AMD stop production of x86 family of CPUs, move exclusively to mobile
Ventilaator
Banned
Square Enix Announces Final Fantasy Versus XIII-2, confirms Versus XIII isn't cancelled.
QuickSilverD
Member
PlayStation Plus ends because it wasn't profitable (no more "free" games
Sony Goes Bankrupt
I'm going to second this one.
Sony Goes Bankrupt
I'm going to second this one.
Why would these ruin your day? Fanboy much?
Dr. Zoidberg
Member
Mac and Linux Gaming Finally Take Off, Exclusive Games Announced For Each
I understand the viewpoint of people that want Mac/Linux gaming to succeed, but I believe exclusives would eventually happen if it did, and I do NOT want to have to run 3 OS's to play all the best PC games. Sorry.
I understand the viewpoint of people that want Mac/Linux gaming to succeed, but I believe exclusives would eventually happen if it did, and I do NOT want to have to run 3 OS's to play all the best PC games. Sorry.
Impeccable
Member
Industry confirms the only way to make a profit is from MOBAs.
Crash Station
Member
I don't think you understand what Nintendo going third party would entail.
BibiMaghoo
Member
maverick40
Junior Member
Sony exiting the gaming industry....i would faint.
Damn. Hopefully never.
10 cents per post.
This would totally fucking happen.
God you people can think of the most sickening things.
razgriz417
Member
Activision buys Valve, tasked with COD yearly iterations, Giantbomb sold to Polygon parent company
Holy Order Sol
Member
Probably something about competitive fighting games gaining exposure to the extent of being shown on TV with ridiculous cash prizes and shit.
Kamiya loses interrest in games, retires from videogames
Inaba says "no place for me in the videogame indutry", retires from videogames
Zwei cancelled, publisher predicts too low sales
Suzuki confirms that Shenmue 3 is impossible at this point, has lost the script
V
Vilix
Unconfirmed Member
This would utterly delight my fancy for no other reason than to troll MS.
EmCeeGramr
Member
Team Fortress 3 trailer leaked (modern military shooter)
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Microsoft unveil Nextbox Live's "Pound of Flesh" payment option. Vegetarian gamers say "Still better than PSN".
ViewtifulJC
Banned
MrCunningham
Member
"Videogames go bankrupt. No more videogames ever."
No seriously, Valve filing for bankruptcy and closing Steam down would be a clencher for me.
Eh, I don't see that ever happening for Linux, since it is an open source platform and just about any Linux library could be ported to run on Windows. Mac on the other hand does have the app store which has a few smaller "exclusive games" available for it (mostly just iOS ports). Windows 8 has the Metro store which is Microsofts own walled garden version of the app store.
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No seriously, Valve filing for bankruptcy and closing Steam down would be a clencher for me.
Eh, I don't see that ever happening for Linux, since it is an open source platform and just about any Linux library could be ported to run on Windows. Mac on the other hand does have the app store which has a few smaller "exclusive games" available for it (mostly just iOS ports). Windows 8 has the Metro store which is Microsofts own walled garden version of the app store.
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$1.99 - A Stock avatar (you're choice of one of ten, selected from various EA games like Dead Space or the Sims)
$10.99 - A custom avatar of your choice (requires a 3 month waiting period for evaluation to insure that your avatar meets with EA's guidelines)
$19.99 - Cover charge to change your avatar (Can only change avatar once a year, requires 3 month waiting period, see above)
$29.99 - One year access to the off topic forum
djplaeskool
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The Dutch Slayer
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I think this will happen in the next few months
The only headline that would truly shock the entire gaming universe.
Shigeru Miyamoto dies at age [.....]
EmCeeGramr
Member
ZeniMax acquires inXile Software, rights to Wasteland and Torment
I hate you for even talking it up.............