Cow Mengde
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Dude, how the fuck is that even possible!? I thought it was a joke or something. With the amount of porn and crap out there, how do you not know which hole is which!? I don't care how little experience you have.
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Dude, how the fuck is that even possible!? I thought it was a joke or something. With the amount of porn and crap out there, how do you not know which hole is which!? I don't care how little experience you have.
LabouredSubterfuge
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See, ignorance can be bliss.
CornBurrito
Member
I simply don't put myself out there because I no longer care.
just curious, how old are you?
triplestation
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women sense my power
and they seek the life essence
i do not avoid women, mandrake
but i
i do deny them my essence
and they seek the life essence
i do not avoid women, mandrake
but i
i do deny them my essence
CornBurrito
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20. Went to a religious high school and was gay and closeted. By the time I got out of high school I just kind of didn't care. I'd be right at home in Japan though.
Devolution
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They gonna steal your chi.
freenudemacusers
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Haha maybe but I think it was the whole process of the thing that made it really obvious I had like no first hand experience with the under anatomy of a woman lol
The last time we had one of these threads - the 'Virgin-tight' one - I was a virgin. Since then, I've met my girlfriend (after being single all my adult life, I'm 23), and I'm no longer a virgin.
To those of you who want to but are yet to have sex and think that when it does happen, it'll be some life-changing, watershed event in your life, you're putting way, way too much emphasis on it.
To those of you who want to but are yet to have sex and think that when it does happen, it'll be some life-changing, watershed event in your life, you're putting way, way too much emphasis on it.
ClassyPenguin
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That seems awesome, unless it's a chick who buys into all that TV/movie romance stuff ( and there are plenty of them). You know the ones who believe/are taught they still live in a romanticized fifties world of dating,
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Maybe I'm just not putting myself out there enough, who knows, it will happen when it happens.
that attitude'll get you far in life
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
Better than being some try hard.
true, but not by much
Heh, to be fair, I've been in at least one or two situations where it was all but guaranteed, but reasons.
Right now, I need to focus on more important things like getting a full-time job over getting laid. Once I'm raking in some real money, then I put that money towards making myself better and eventually leads to better things.
Hopefully I'll be able to say this on the next virgin thread.
ghostofsparta
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Similar situation. Got my first girlfriend since HS lat month and lost it to her.
And you're right. All my 21 years I thought having sex would be a HUGE game changer. Nope. I had sex. That's it. And maybe we're doing it wrong, but I sometimes still prefer to watch some porn and do the work myself.
I really don't see why society puts suck a huge emphasis on virginity. Being able to say you stuck your penis in a vagina really doesn't make you any better.
sounds like you've got your priorities in order
Chuckie
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Well it's only a game-changer because after you did it, you don't think about 'having to do it' anymore. And if you prefer watching porn and work it yourself, then you are probably doing it wrong. But that's ok... it's something you get better at and enjoy more once you do it a lot and get to know your partner more.
This. I'm 19, and college is my utmost priority at this point in my life. I've got a whole life ahead of me for doing other things. And it's not about getting laid for me, but finding somebody for a relationship.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Some of the most successful people in the world got laid around the age of 13.
Crash Station
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And some influential people never got laid at all.
You've got an advantage over me, I'm already 27.
threetri333
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Don't do what this guy does and you will be fine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99Ik6v5MgZo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99Ik6v5MgZo
Jzero
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What show is this? Seems old.
Crash Station
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Blind Date. I want to say it's not THAT old, but then I remember how old I am :/
Man.
I can't handle the fucking levels of cringe.
"It's your life, take a chance."
Jeez.
crazy_about_denise
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Wow I had to skip that after 5 seconds.
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
Ouch man.
for example who?
Crash Station
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Isaac Newton, Nikolai Tesla, Luke Skywalker.
threetri333
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I hope Luke Skywalker didn't get laid during the 4-6 movies.
Winterfang
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LOL you still young, I technically lose mine at 20, though I was fooling around since 14 years old. I haven't had it in a while though, mostly because I haven't got out in months.
Hey at least you're trying man. You're doing much better than me.
freenudemacusers
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What about 24?
CornBurrito
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Well I just kind of don't care I guess.
I've met nobody I'd conceivably want to be with in college and detached sex with strangers or people I barely know just isn't my thing.
Al-ibn Kermit
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Absolutely the most generic message (if you're talking about online dating). Have no shame and fear if you want someone to notice you.
Although being upfront and "normal" like that would make sense in real life.
I generally agree. But have you came into a vagina bareback? OMG, it's awesome. Get your GF to go on the pill. It's probably the biggest motivation to settle down for me. We'll, besides the wanting to start a family part.
Oh, and to the virgins don't feel bad. I'm nearly 30 and I've been with 10 women which is probably average I guess. But I lost my virginity when I was 21 and it was awkward.
AcceptableGhost
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I came to the conclusion that I will probably either:
1. be successful at something
2. hang myself
most likely before I get in any relationships. I guess that is why this topic barely ever even enters my mind. Before this topic came up I had honestly barely ever thought of relationships in the last like 5 years of my life. When this topic is gone I will probably forget again.
1. be successful at something
2. hang myself
most likely before I get in any relationships. I guess that is why this topic barely ever even enters my mind. Before this topic came up I had honestly barely ever thought of relationships in the last like 5 years of my life. When this topic is gone I will probably forget again.
huh? it's like an inch down. I know the difference, I just lack eyes on the tip of my penis. We usually have a laugh about it.
hydragonwarrior
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Pretty damn sure it's almost always the fear of rejection. Bar none.
If she is interested in meeting up, just go right up and say some places to meet. Be specific on time and place and try to agree on something that works. Then exchange names and numbers. It should go step by step. But hell, getting that far in online dating is pretty good anyway.
If you're using that as an intro message, then you need to just go "Hey you seem cool" followed by some question about her profile. Like, to show there's at least something you read on her profile that stood out. Include your real name at the end too. If she replies with something, go for a joke. If she responds nicely to that, give her your number and meet up somewhere specific.
And just be robotic as hell and do the same to any online profile you find interesting. Robotic as in it's the same strucutre of message - but it still requires research and reading the profile.
If she is interested in meeting up, just go right up and say some places to meet. Be specific on time and place and try to agree on something that works. Then exchange names and numbers. It should go step by step. But hell, getting that far in online dating is pretty good anyway.
If you're using that as an intro message, then you need to just go "Hey you seem cool" followed by some question about her profile. Like, to show there's at least something you read on her profile that stood out. Include your real name at the end too. If she replies with something, go for a joke. If she responds nicely to that, give her your number and meet up somewhere specific.
And just be robotic as hell and do the same to any online profile you find interesting. Robotic as in it's the same strucutre of message - but it still requires research and reading the profile.
Not real sure how this is supposed to make people not feel bad? I just turned 35 this month :/
Winterfang
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He is not bragging, he is saying that is okey if you start late.
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