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Wanking Simulator trailer.
- Thread starter IbizaPocholo
- Start date
Orta
Banned
Wank bank surely?
Hendrick's
If only my penis was as big as my GamerScore!
That dude needs to start switch hitting.
I Love Rock 'n' Roll
Member
Sequel to Po'ed 
SubZero_Wins
Member
Microsoft, make this a console launch exclusive!!!
DESTROYA
Member
Did you guys see the interactive controller that comes with this game!
I really have no idea WTF this thing is but stole the image from
MetalAlien
( thanks for the image I can never unsee ) thought it was appropriate
MetalAlien
( thanks for the image I can never unsee ) thought it was appropriate
CameFromNearFuture
Banned
No wonder Pc has so many "exclusives" lmao. So many non sense games like this lol
Bitmap Frogs
Mr. Community
Don't you mean "Squeezing the medium forward"?
01011001
Banned
this looks absolutely awful... and no thought went behind the design of this game other than "LULZ what if you just like... run around and wank people away like you had a force field? LulZ!!!"
when they could have made an interesting game out of this with some interesting game mechanics.
like imagine you had the objective to jerk off in that church without getting noticed...
or your character has a crush on the wife of his neighbour, and you had to break into their house while the husband is working on his car in the garage or something, and you had to sneak up and find something personal of her like a used bra n shit to jerk off into...
stuff like that.
but no, someone with zero game design prowess just made a braindead version of cat simulator basically... and most likely almost every mechanic you see in thaz video is just a slightly modified unity store character controller and ragdoll implementation.
what a waste of potential...
when they could have made an interesting game out of this with some interesting game mechanics.
like imagine you had the objective to jerk off in that church without getting noticed...
or your character has a crush on the wife of his neighbour, and you had to break into their house while the husband is working on his car in the garage or something, and you had to sneak up and find something personal of her like a used bra n shit to jerk off into...
stuff like that.
but no, someone with zero game design prowess just made a braindead version of cat simulator basically... and most likely almost every mechanic you see in thaz video is just a slightly modified unity store character controller and ragdoll implementation.
what a waste of potential...
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