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[Sybb]

And of course, since it's a thread by me, this is not about the tits:

Some people might prefer Anna Kournikova or Maria Sharapova, but none of them (IMO) had the butt to match Martina. What do you think about the swiss miss? Was her butt legendary or was it just a little chubber?

 

[Tesseract]

this is the way science goes

 

[Bullet Club]

No. Eugenie Bouchard is.

 

[tryDEATH]

Wow I really missed out on this Martina Hingis, I was a kid just getting into the teens in in the late 90's and watched a ton of Tennis back then, even met Boris Becker at one of his camps, but these images of here I never saw. I guess thanks for giving me a new angle of appreciation for Martina Hingis lol

Forgot to answer the question for me it will always be Ana Ivanović.

 

[West Texas CEO]

damn, I miss those old school cotton panties.

edit - by the way, Sybb, your threads lately have been fantastic.

 

[jonnyp]

No one touches Kournikova and Bouchard

 

[Relativ9]

That butt's not even that great imo, a bit on the un-toned side.

 

[Cunth]

wasnt she like 14 years old

 

[eot]

Hingis always seemed really bitchy, but tbh I quite liked her

 

[DESTROYA]

Not with that face.

 

[anthraticus]

No one touches Kournikova and Bouchard

Kournikova was nice but Giorgi from Italy has Bouchard beat pretty easily for me...especially when you see them playing tennis in day to day situations and not all done up for photo shoots.

 

[jonnyp]

To each their own I guess.

 

[diffusionx]

Yea Martina Hingis was pretty hot.

 

[farmerboy]

No.

 

[Bullet Club]

not all done up for photo shoots

Eugenie looks good on the court too.

A few more off court shots for luck:

 

[diffusionx]

Hingis always seemed really bitchy, but tbh I quite liked her

You say this like it's a bad thing

 

[Guileless]

Excellent thread idea. We can't leave out Gabriela Sabatini - her Wimbledon matches were appointment viewing for me when I was 13.

 

[poppabk]

OP

This thread is an interesting reminder of how much things have changed in media. Imagine major newspapers posting pictures of a 16 year old girls ass with lewd comments attached nowadays, they'd be dead before it hit the stands.

 

[Tschumi]

No. Eugenie Bouchard is.

I don't mean to come across as aggressive but i had a fatter ass than her when i was like 5 years old.

Hingis was great, but her butt.. well it ain't got nothing in my girl's ass I'll say that much for sure~ also can't quite understand why she wore such ineffective panties. The boxer briefs photo made much more sense.

 

[GeorgPrime]

No. Eugenie Bouchard is.

Case closed. Thread is useless now xD

 

[Bullet Club]

I don't mean to come across as aggressive but i had a fatter ass than her when i was like 5 years old.

Nothing wrong with a fit ass. Nothing wrong with a fat ass either, within reason.

 

[Kev Kev]

 

[davepoobond]

look at them tittayyyyyyssss mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


oops wrong quote. ah well, too lazy to switch it since im horny af gonna go jerk it

 

[sonomamashine]

And of course, since it's a thread by me, this is not about the tits:

Some people might prefer Anna Kournikova or Maria Sharapova, but none of them (IMO) had the butt to match Martina. What do you think about the swiss miss? Was her butt legendary or was it just a little chubber?

Dayum op, you got yourself a new follower.

Reported.

 

[#Phonepunk#]

 

[Sybb]

That butt's not even that great imo, a bit on the un-toned side.

Well, most people seem to think it's fit. Why do you think it looks untoned?

wasnt she like 14 years old

She was 16 at the time.

Hingis always seemed really bitchy, but tbh I quite liked her

She was an extreme little cocky bitch who didn't hesitate to trash talk her opponents. She called them fat, said they had no skill, claimed tennis women were prettier than other sports women etc. She was perfect for media attention.

OP

This thread is an interesting reminder of how much things have changed in media. Imagine major newspapers posting pictures of a 16 year old girls ass with lewd comments attached nowadays, they'd be dead before it hit the stands.

Because weak men let feminists into their institutions. This is still what differs Japan from the west. Japan has not felt sorry for feminists and given them power for free like we have. Today, the west is infested with feminists on every level: media, universities, authorities and more.

 

[Tesseract]

on the flip side, nobody is fucking in japan and the birthrate is starting to nose dive (again)

 

[Sybb]

on the flip side, nobody is fucking in japan and the birthrate is starting to nose dive (again)

Which is because of their work culture, mostly.

 

[cryptoadam]

Did we forget about this Russian beauty?

The good old days when female athletes could be sexy.

 

[Tesseract]

fascinating thread, we need more examples

 

[cryptoadam]

More female Russian players please.

 

[Tesseract]

'i should visit russia'

 

[DeafTourette]

Pretty faces but not attractive to me.

The Williams sisters have boobs, hips AND booty... While pretty, TO ME, most of the above women aren't attractive.

Make this about figure skating and it's a whole different ballgame! I can't remember her name but the German figure skater chick ... She was FINE!

 

[StreetsofBeige]

No one touches Kournikova and Bouchard

Amen.

Sharapova is nice too, but a little tall,

Martina Hingis? lol. Decent body I guess (in a different way than the above), but ugly square head and smile. Always thought her head and face had a half-retarded kind of look.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Kournikova was nice but Giorgi from Italy has Bouchard beat pretty easily for me...especially when you see them playing tennis in day to day situations and not all done up for photo shoots.

Good looking but her head looks really small.

 

[Tesseract]

some choosy mother fuckers itt

 

[LokusAbriss]

Something about fit woman, man. Nice!

 

[cryptoadam]

We all know its about the grunts they make when ever they smack the ball.

 

[Pejo]

Man that second photo in the OP is damn near perfection.

 

[Relativ9]

Well, most people seem to think it's fit. Why do you think it looks untoned?

Well not saying it's bad or anything, perfectly acceptable, but still just kind of average? I mean most women I know are at the same or similar level there are some much better examples posted in this thread of far more appropriate contestants for "sexiest tennis player of all time" and yes, I'm including their posterior. But yeah, the whole 16 thing is also dubious. Don't get me wrong, girls mature at different ages, but why would you post a picture sexualising an underage girl? To answer your question, flab is why I think it looks untoned, but given her age I'm inclinded to conclude that it's babyfat.

 

[Gamerguy84]

I would still get behind that ass. Yes I always thought she was hot. Had kind of a Alyssa Milano look.

 

[Denton]

Damn. Is that...a real ad?

 

[TheMan]

Speaking of Anna kournikova, I"m surprised she's still married to enrique iglesias. Those celebrity marriages are generally pretty short lived.

 

[p_xavier]

Damn. Is that...a real ad?

Yes, when people having sex still existed.

 

[SirTerry-T]

Damn. Is that...a real ad?

Yep, it's based on a very popular Athena poster from the '70's.....

 

[Thaedolus]

Excellent thread idea. We can't leave out Gabriela Sabatini - her Wimbledon matches were appointment viewing for me when I was 13.

She looks straight out of an 80s anime

 

[Dr.Morris79]

She looks straight out of an 80s anime

It's vasquez.

 

[TheMan]

Damn. Is that...a real ad?

Video game ads used to be a looot more racy. My favorite was that sega saturn ad where a completely naked blonde was lying on a blue bed with her tits and pussy covered by game screenshots, lol. I remember my Mom caught me staring at that.

 

[MetalAlien]

You never know, she might play tennis..

 

[Wizz-Art]

Jezus Christ a whole thread about beautiful tennis players and no one mentions the most beautiful of all Ana Ivanovic. Lucky sob Schweinsteiger...