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[siddx]

A dog that pisses when approached by humans is a pretty clear sign of abuse.

er no. My sister's dog pisses when it meets new people, due to the fact it pisses whenever it gets very excited. And I can guaranty she is not abusing a damn thing. Its far more likely to do with the fact its a puppy.

 

[Amir0x]

what the fuck this day gets even weirder

guy comes, dude in the backseat opens the back door and the dog jumps in.

Front seat driver nods at me and leans toward the passenger window: "Yo man thanks a lot this is like my baby! you smoke?"

I was about to answer when he tosses me this:

Then drives away. That $20 was stashed in the bag with the weed.

What the fuck I am tripping on acid or some shit

 

[ant_]

The weed is poisoned. It's all part of the plan

 

[sangreal]

There are no words for how awesome this story is.

 

[Pancho]

Amir0x, have you considered getting your own reality show? It has potential.

 

[siddx]

You just gave the dog to a drug dealer who needed a pitbull. The real owner is going to come looking for it soon and you gon have some splainin' to do!

 

[Amir0x]

You just gave the dog to a drug dealer who needed a pitbull. The real owner is going to come looking for it soon and you gon have some splainin' to do!

...

fuck. i did not consider that :lol

 

[Jzero]

wtf :lol

 

[Steelrain]

I'm pretty sure you just got set up. Cops en route.

 

[whitehawk]

$20, weed and bioshock. Not bad.

 

[brandonh83]

WHAT :lol :lol

 

[besada]

If the real owner shows up, give him the $20 to make him feel better.

 

[Medalion]

This is better than a CYE episode :lol

 

[Esch]

smoke that shit

 

[Medalion]

He also gave you Bioshock? That bastard!

 

[Amir0x]

smoke that shit

Already started. Figured I better get a headstart. It'll probably help me cope with the aliens that are going to visit me tonight. Fucking weird week.

 

[Steppenwolf]

Wish i had found the dog now that i see the weed.

 

[Lijik]

This is better than a CYE episode :lol

Fucking agreed. amirox your life is amazing :lol

 

[chidrock]

Was it all a clever marketing ploy?

 

[yuna55]

Did the dog at least act like he knew the guy? Was the goods in the Bioshock thing when he gave it to you? I don't know what to say! :lol

 

[siddx]

The only thing that could make this more amusing is you rolled up a big blunt and ordered a pizza with the 20. You get halfway through the blunt and the doorbell rings. You run to the door thinking it's your delicious pizza pie, fling open the door with the 20 in one hand the blunt in the other...only to find a little old lady who says "I heard you found my little snookums, is he in....." She trails off as she notices the weed and money, stares into your soul...and asks for a hit.

 

[DonMigs85]

i can't exactly keep it, Ferrio. We have allergies in this house. My fiancee cannot have animals :/

Plus, you're only assuming it's abused.

Oh my, the same fiancee that you had to get rid of your cat for? Lol
There really isn't some sort of medication or surgery she can take to overcome that?

 

[Persona7]

I love puppy pit bulls, they are hilarious and playful.:lol

 

[Feep]

Holy fuck :lol :lol :lol

Edit: Wait, there was a Weird Day #1 yesterday? Link?

 

[PunjabiPlaya]

Already started. Figured I better get a headstart. It'll probably help me cope with the aliens that are going to visit me tonight. Fucking weird week.

So how good is the weed?

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

Oh my, the same fiancee that you had to get rid of your cat for? Lol
There really isn't some sort of medication or surgery she can take to overcome that?

according to him, no. Amirox, you have to stand up for yourself.

Already started. Figured I better get a headstart. It'll probably help me cope with the aliens that are going to visit me tonight. Fucking weird week.

tomorrow's topic : " oh shit GAF, I got chosen for a random drug test at work!"

 

[Hawkian]

Holy shit this thread is amazing.

Already started. Figured I better get a headstart. It'll probably help me cope with the aliens that are going to visit me tonight. Fucking weird week.

Yeah, can somebody catch me up on the other ways his (or your, if you have the time, Amir0x) week has been weird thus far?

EDIT: :lol Feep I'm right there with you.

 

[spindashing]

BEST. DAY. EVER. SHIT. I don't even smoke weed, and I am jealous. :lol

 

[Goron2000]

Irational games' is leaving us clues. Icarus will contain elements of bioshock, narcotics, A dog sidekick and large amounts of animal penis.

 

[JambiBum]

This day. I don't even know. Holy fuck. :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[-viper-]

viral marketing for cats vs dogs 3d

 

[Razorskin]

Someone's performing inception on you, but what do I know I'm just a projection in your brain.

 

[Meadows]

according to him, no. Amirox, you have to stand up for yourself.



tomorrow's topic : " oh shit GAF, I got chosen for a random drug test at work!"

what is Sayid saying in your avatar??? I MUST KNOW

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

what is Sayid saying in your avatar??? I MUST KNOW

"run"

 

[Tornado Condor]

Bioshock, weed, and $20?

The fuck, man. You got sone weird mojo on you.

 

[C.Dark.DN]

Been getting a lot of good laughs from this thread.

 

[mysticwhip]

You are going to wake up with a wolf dick.

 

[Lijik]

Holy fuck :lol :lol :lol

Edit: Wait, there was a Weird Day #1 yesterday? Link?

Catch up on all of the savage werewolf dong action

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Sounds like a pretty good week to me.

You got to offend someone with pics 'O beast dicks, you got to help out a neighborhood pot dealer, and you got some weed with some money for foodstuffs!

 

[JambiBum]

Is it at least good weed?

 

[shuri]

"I heard you found my little snookums, is he in....." She trails off as she notices the weed and money, stares into your soul...and asks for a hit.

and from there, things just get sexy

 

[Thunder Monkey]

and from there, things just get sexy

Hell, I was already masturbating by then...

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

and from there, things just get sexy

that's all I needed to hear *unzips*

 

[Mr. Sam]

Man, I feel bad for the dog. And I hate dogs.

 

[DonMigs85]

Man, I feel bad for the dog. And I hate dogs.

How can anyone hate dogs
I mean, even if a dog bit you as a child or something that doesn't mean all dogs are bad. Heck I used to fear them too until I was around 10 years old.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

How can anyone hate dogs
I mean, even if a dog bit you as a child or something that doesn't mean all dogs are bad. Heck I used to fear them too until I was around 10 years old.

I don't see how someone can hate the majority of the animal kingdom.

They are just so awesome and bitey!

 

[I <3 Memes]

This is actually more scary than weird until you find out how the dog got in the house. You should try to get somebody to keep an eye on your house when you aren't there.

Was there a window open that he could have jumped through to get in?

 

[The Technomancer]

....wait....he gave you twenty bucks, a bag of weed, and a copy of Bioshock?

da fuck? :lol :lol :lol

 

[Demoncarnotaur]

Wtf? :lol

Thats so weird I don't even know what to say.

 

[Deadly]

Wow talk about crazy :lol Do you live with anybody or something?