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[C4Lukins]

So the aliens invade. We all die, but there are a few left. We have five films to leave them to show we are worth living. What are those five films? These are not our 5 best films, but the 5 films we show to the aliens who want to destroy us.

 

[Count Dookkake]

FREDDY GOT FINGERED

 

[fanboi]

2 girls 1 cup is one of them.

 

[shira]

It's happening!

 

[FrostuTheNinja]

Birth of a Nation

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Best answers already taken.

*pouts*

 

[jaxword]

Passion of the Christ
Passion of the Christ
Passion of the Christ
Passion of the Christ
Passion of the Christ

 

[Adent]

The aliens don't have eyeballs and can't understand the concept of sight.

 

[C4Lukins]

Come on guys you got to put it together.

 

[Ken]

The Happening to get back at the aliens.

 

[FrostuTheNinja]

Come on guys you got to put it together.

Sorry!

BirthofaNation

 

[The_Hitcher89]

So the aliens invade. We all die, but there are a few left. We have five films to leave them to show we are worth living. What are those five films?

Most great films explore the darker nature of humanity.

The Godfather - Crime, Corruption, Murder, Abuse
Citizen Kane - Selfishness, Greed, Isolation

Wouldn't want humanity to be judged on the basis of either of those

 

[C4Lukins]

The aliens don't have eyeballs and can't understand the concept of sight.

No they have good taste, so you better come up with some good shit.

 

[balddemon]

Rocky I
Rocky II
Rocky III
Rocky IV
Rocky V

 

[BocoDragon]

All the Star Wars but you can skip Episode II, it's depressing.

 

[C4Lukins]

BirthofaNation

I would think we need to present a few other films before going into that realm of our history.

 

[Sidewinder]

The Big Lebowski

 

[Kastrioti]

There Will Be Blood
Dumb and Dumber
City of God
Gladiator
Star Wars V Empire Strikes Back

Random list of mine but those would show different periods in human life/imagination along with drama and comedy of ours. Hmmmmm wonder how close it would remind them of there own culture.

 

[QuantumDerp]

1.The Fifth Element
2.War of the Worlds
3.The avengers
4.The Room
5.Justin beiber Never say never

 

[Claude]

Tomorrow Never Dies.

 

[TheLastFantasy]

Inception.

 

[C4Lukins]

There Will Be Blood
Dumb and Dumber
City of God
Gladiator
Star Wars V Empire Strikes Bacl

Random list of mine but those would show different periods in human life/imagination along with drama and comedy of ours. Hmmmmm wonder how close it would remind them of there own culture.

No that is an awesome list. We are trying to prove our worth in the universe.

City of God may be a problem for the human race.

 

[balddemon]

Actually let's go with

Tommyboy
The Dark Knight
The Last Boy Scout
Pitch Black
Hot Rod

 

[GavinGT]

The Complete Works of Pauley Shore ought to suffice.

 

[Aiii]

Some Disney and/or Pixar movies, show them some heart.

Or maybe some tentacle hentai, depending on what these Aliens look like.

 

[Enco]

Up has to be there.

 

[C4Lukins]

The Complete Works of Pauley Shore ought to suffice.

No need to kill us all of without a fight.

 

[Dr Prob]

The aliens don't have eyeballs and can't understand the concept of sight.

They do and can!

 

[C4Lukins]

Up has to be there.

Let them kill us all if Up is on the list. Or Up past the first 15 minutes.

 

[Clydefrog]

just let me know when i should post nun porn

 

[Majine]

Why would aliens want to destroy the universe? They live here too.

 

[Claude]

Up has to be there.

We wouldn't want them to fall asleep after 15 minutes.

 

[Sadsic]

Citizen Kane
Laurence of Arabia
The Wizard of Oz
2001: A Space Odyssey
White Chicks

 

[Kusagari]

Up has to be there.

Why do you want us all to die?

 

[SiteSeer]

FREDDY GOT FINGERED

best reason to destroy all humanity.

 

[bigtroyjon]

Legally Blond

 

[C4Lukins]

Why would aliens want to destroy the universe? They live here too.

I dunno Cars. Maybe Crash.. Castaway... Wait that movie is awesome. We should fight back.

 

[Neverfade]

C'mon guys. Fucking Independence Day. Show these fuckers we mean business.

 

[Kastrioti]

City of God may be a problem for the human race.

Oh it is, but shows a seedy, yet common life for most people around the world. Need to show them that, along with comedy, to show the good of humanity. Probably should've included more comedy in my list, even thought There Will Be Blood has some dark humor.

 

[GillianSeed79]

I am Sam.

Fuck you, Iove that movie. The moment they see Sean Penn scream that you've never been hurted - intergalactic peace.

 

[blainethemono]

Lawrence of Arabia
2001: A Space Odyssey
Seven Samurai
Blade Runner
Raiders of the Lost Ark

 

[RSP]

All episodes of Cosmos.

 

[Count Dookkake]

best reason to destroy all humanity.

Seems like they got a problem with heroes around here.

I saved the day.

 

[C4Lukins]

Oh it is, but shows a seedy, yet common life for most people around the world. Need to show them that, along with comedy, to show the good of humanity. Probably should've included more comedy in my list, even thought There Will Be Blood has some dark humor.

I really like There Will Be Blood, and I really hate that other film, but if we were to send something off into the universe, I would give them some Holy Grail if I only had one film to send the aliens. Americans get it so I imagine aliens would also get it.

 

[Castor Krieg]

So the aliens invade. We all die, but there are a few left. We have five films to leave them to show we are worth living. What are those five films?

Only one film you need - Gattaca.

 

[Black Mamba]

Who would destroy us after this?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Are there any good films where all of the humans are bastions of morality and decency?

 

[QuantumDerp]

2 girls 1 cup is one of them.

Fantastic because this choice of video will save the few of us from dying, only because the alien might love the video, because you know, they might do it everyday, and will want the few of us that are still living to do the same thing in the video. OR they might barf to death, because well, they will not know what is happening and will not know how to handle it. Simply brilliant.

Spoiler

Not really, this video will only justify killing every single one of us

 

[C4Lukins]

Are there any good films where all of the humans are bastions of morality and decency?

Amelie is a good example as shown above.

Wait nobody is giving a list.

1. Eternal Sunshine of the...
2. Schindlers List
3. Wall-E
4. Its a Wonderful Life
5. Contact

I think that is a good list for the aliens to judge us on.

 

[Oblivion]

2012.