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[Zeppu]

Some girl at school used to pick on me because I was too skinny. For the next couple of years she was referred to as 'Mach-3'.

Go shave your moustache bitch.

Go here and press the button

 

[Gagaman]

Probably the funniest one I've heard so far towards me was "I 1up, 2upped your mum".

A Mario reference, of all things. :lol

 

[6.8]

'You smell of elderberries'

 

[Like the hat?]

my ex girlfriend was once called "colored"

 

[bjork]

This..

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11779840&postcount=70920

:lol That guy needs to go to anger management.

Some girl in 8th grade said i looked like a penis with a hat. All i could do was laugh, particularly since everyone called her "Waltreese the Wilderbeast".

You should find that bitch and tell her not to rip off League of Their Own.

 

[Chris Interactive]

I once had this ugly chick run up to me and say, "You nwah!" then I pummeled her with my claymore.

 

[Coal]

I once had this ugly chick run up to me and say, "You nwah!" then I pummeled her with my claymore.

This is the perfect post

 

[Cedeo]

'You smell of elderberries'

That is out of a foreign insult book..

along with other classics such as 'Put a toilet on your head and keep it there while I shit on you' and 'Your penis is so small if you fucked a mouse it wouldn't notice'

 

[dreadfulwater]

"your dicks so big you could fuck yourself with it."
that was a real insult thrown at me.

if the comment came from a female, did you procede to split her in half with it as punishment?

 

[lil smoke]

Long ago I lived in a poor white area for a few years and the kids called me "poor black trash" :lol

 

[bengraven]

I used to be called my first name as an insult.

"You're such a Ryan", "What a Ryan", "you suck because you're a Ryan".

My friends would chuckle so fucking hard at that. I never found it very funny; just sad.

 

[Laughterjones]

I once had this ugly chick run up to me and say, "You nwah!" then I pummeled her with my claymore.

lmao


Someone once said that I wasn't a good boxer. Didn't end well for him.

 

[human5892]

A girl in high school once called me ignorant. I asked her if she knew what ignorant meant, and if so to please define it for me. She could not.

 

[jon bones]

Back in elementary school, kids used to call me a "Hindu" as if it were an insult :lol

 

[clockradiospeakers]

A classmate last year told me that I "look like someone that listens to Radiohead".

 

[Grug]

A classmate last year told me that I "look like someone that listens to Radiohead".

:lol

I think that's awesome.

 

[ten5ive9ine]

"Hey Elviselvis..elvis..ELVIS!...ELVIS!...elvis..."