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[HolyCheck]

I was at the Melbourne Museum on the weekend, and snapped a photo of this in the Indigenous Australians section. It's a little piece where people from various regions of Australia talk about their heritage:

 

[BGBW]

I'm going to be watching this thread very carefully…

 

[Dali]

Brent or Blake? Those are so common. Why would you call those pretentious?

 

[Blood Red Sky]

Barbra Streisand

 

[Paper Sparrow]

BGBW

 

[Totalriot]

Barto, El

 

[Klaymator14]

my name is Blayke does that count

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Broccoli

 

[Jharp]

Blaine

 

[benjipwns]

Broccoli

That's LIEUTENANT Broccoli.

 

[Jel44]

Borat

Baconiqua

Bardock

 

[TheOGB]

I know a guy named Blasius (shortens to Blaise [blaze])

but he's a cool guy

 

[Bravocado]

Bret.
Blake.
Brie.
Brittany.
Bella.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Braithwaite

 

[Arkos]

Bret.
Blake.
Brie.
Brittany.
Bella.

I work with both of these lol. And I vote Bob. And also that you guys are mean, what about the cool guy reading this named Blake or Bartholomew?

Edit: Balthazar

 

[plainr_]

Barbie.

 

[Juicy Bob]

Bob

You and I are going to have a proper fall out, mate.

 

[Hypron]

Barnaby
Beau
Basil
Byron

This. Beau means "good looking". How much more pretentious than that can you get?

 

[wetwired]

I was thinking either Brent or Blake. What do you think?

Lol, Brent here, was expecting that

 

[teruterubozu]

Barnabas

Bartholomew

Bartholomew = Bart
Very plain actually.

 

[Jintor]

Barnabas



Bartholomew = Bart
Very plain actually.

But Bartholomew sounds hell imposing.

Barnaby.

 

[Epcott]

Beatrice

Bonnibel

Bitch?

 

[teruterubozu]

But Bartholomew sounds hell imposing.

Then just call him Bart the fart.

 

[Majine]

Benjamin!

 

[Volimar]

Brently

Beverly

Beelzebub

 

[Victarion]

Börger.

 

[TCRS]

BROCK

Bmineral

 

[Wubby]

Bubba

There's a strange girl I used to work with years ago actually named her kid Bubba.

 

[Betta Lines]

Tim

 

[Mr. Luchador]

I was thinking either Brent or Blake. What do you think?

Damn.

ctrl+f for 'Blake' and it was the OPs freaking example. FFS. Need to tell the wife we're back to the drawing board on baby names. What's wrong with Blake?! I bet you guys think Lexi is pretentious too.

I guess I'll just stick to Harry and Jane

 

[thebeeks]

Bethany

 

[Eidan]

Yeah, Benedict takes the cake. Let's do last names starting with C next.

 

[John Kowalski]

Brynhildr

but this is actually really fucking cool

 

[OnkelC]

Bérénice

 

[Benzychenz]

Ben Jammin'

Whoa how have I never heard this before.

I'm gonna call myself this from now on.

I was at the Melbourne Museum on the weekend, and snapped a photo of this in the Indigenous Australians section. It's a little piece where people from various regions of Australia talk about their heritage:

This takes the cake I think.

 

[segasonic]

Baracko Barner

 

[Twilight Gap]

Many of these aren't pretentious at all.

 

[ggnoobIGN]

Pretentious guy names...If you're name is Aiden or anything that rhymes with it, you're guaranteed to be a fucking tool.

 

[lednerg]

Baara Baba Baback
Babette Baby Bach Yen
Bade Baden Badr
Badru Badu Baeddan
Baha Bahadur Bahari
Bai Bailey Baina
Baird Bairn Baka
Baker Baki Baldasarre
Baldwin Balin Balint
Ballard Ballari Balthasar
Bambi Bambina Ban
Banagher Bandana Bandele
Bane Banji Banjo
Banks Banner Bansi
Banyan Bao Baqer

That's just the first B page on babynames.com. Holy goddamn. (I might name a kid Bane, though.)

 

[leadbelly]

Are you going to make a, "pretentious names that start with 'C'?" thread next?

Just wondering......

 

[pulga]

Bean

but we actually call him frijolito

 

[TOP SHOTTA]

Brandt
Bertram
Beyonce
Bedford
Bostaph
Bumboclaat
Brock
Bentley

 

[Wanace]

No one has mentioned Blaine yet?

Blaine.

 

[PK Strawstorm]

 

[anarckitty]

Bryce
Bryson
Bentley

This. Beau means "good looking". How much more pretentious than that can you get?

Yeah. I know a guy named Beau. He is pretentious as fuck.

 

[Korey]

Brody

 

[kmax]

Bernard

 

[TOP SHOTTA]

Bernard

Bernie?
2/10. Not pretentious. Would not shun.

 

[LiK]

Beyoncé™

This