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[| Praxis |]

Came for Frank, was not dissapointed.

 

[chronic_archaic]

I want my ashes blow into the wind low key.

 

[jotun?]

 

[Tevious]

Preferably? I'd like to be immediately frozen. Maybe future science could figure out how to revive me.

Realistically? Not my problem, since I'll be dead. Maybe donate my body to science.

 

[Faiz]

Cremation.

Final disposition of ashes Is yet to be determined.

 

[Mathieran]

Cremation. I don't care what is done with my remains. Scatter them somewhere in nature I guess. No sad funeral, just a family gathering to enjoy each others company.

 

[Brianimaniac]

Cremation. Graveyards are a waste of space.

Anything else I'll leave up to whoever is still around.

 

[CronoShot]

Don't really have any preference. Besides, I'm dead. It's not like I can raise any objections.

 

[ClosingADoor]

No clue yet actually. Probably cremation. Footing the bill for a burial seems like a waste of money for my family.

 

[Undefined]

a wet shoe and an envelope.

 

[Omadahl]

A friend of mine wants his entire extended family to be at the wake. When the family is in the midst of mourning, that's when the doors are barricaded and the cement mixers roll in. Slowly the family realizes they aren't in a funeral home but instead they're being entombed in a mausoleum. His name is carved in the cement days later and his line is ended.

 

[woopWOOP]

Coffin burial in a regular ol' cemetery

but if my family looks at the bill, laughs and just dumps my body into the ocean instead it's not like I can do anything about it

 

[rokkerkory]

Prob donate to science the parts that are good for it?

The parts that aren't maybe cremation?

 

[Wolfe]

Well from the point I die I'll no longer be here, so the idea of wanting something specific to be done with my body afterwards doesn't do anything for me.

I won't be here anymore so I don't care.

 

[SURGEdude]

I could care less. But I suppose some kind of processing into feed for animals might be the most efficient, or some kind of composting.

 

[Mr-Joker]

I would like my body to be blasted off into space but I will probably opt for cremation to save my family the hassle of buying a coffin and burial plot.

Though it probably won't matters as I will be dead so they can do whatever they want.

 

[RiggyRob]

I like the idea of being buried - I may be dead but MY SKELETON LIVES ON!

Preferably? I'd like to be immediately frozen. Maybe future science could figure out how to revive me.

Realistically? Not my problem, since I'll be dead. Maybe donate my body to science.

After brain death or before? The 14 year old girly dying from cancer just made this a legal possibility to take.

 

[Linkura]

Donate organs and then cremate the rest. Burial is a waste of money and space in my opinion. Plus I doubt anyone would want to visit my grave since I won't be having children and most of my relatives are old.

 

[Wolfe]

I could care less.

But I mean, can you, really?

 

[Bronx-Man]

Roll my ashes into the fattest blunts imaginable and smoke that shit.

 

[DrKelpo]

Cut it open, take everything out that can be transplanted, burn the rest and dump the ashes in the ocean.

 

[Voidguts]

like my dad always said
cover me in honey and tie my corpse to a tree in the woods

 

[Imperfected]

Are there any taxidermists/pinball enthusiasts who could rig me up into a sick electro-mechanical playfield?

 

[zeemumu]

Put me in a crypt in a throne while holding a sword. If someone enters the crypt, I want a motion sensor to trigger some Dark Souls boss music and a projector to project a health bar onto the wall.

 

[ThisGuy]

Launch my body towards Trump.

Legit laughed at this.


Put me in the fucking. No cremation, no embalming. Just right in the ground. Let the bugs eat my ass. One last hurrah.

Donate everything but my liver, we only want progress.

 

[Imperfected]

Put me in the fucking.

There are laws against that.

 

[PaleFolklore]

Cremated and then the ashes mixed in with cocaine and sold to c-list celebrities

 

[DTJAAAAM]

Cremation, kept in an urn at a relative's place.

 

[ThisGuy]

There are laws against that.

Whoops lol, too many margaritas at dinner. It's coming out, I want my body fondled when I'm gone.

 

[old manatee]

I want my corpse to be unceremoniously dumped in the woods.

 

[Xe4]

Cremation, ashes scattered. In fact, skip the funeral, go on a hike with those you care about, to scatter the ashes. I'd want people to have a good time while I'm gone.

 

[Sai-kun]

Shoot me to the fucking moon

 

[gutter_trash]

Terminator thumbs up

 

[Grym]

Very into ocean, sealife, snorkeling, scuba, etc. So something like a Living Reef

http://livingreefmemorial.com/

 

[Lonestar]

People have said variations, but the Hunter S Thompson way would suffice

 

[ZBR]

I saw a thing where you're put into a biodegradable container with a mixture of soil, nutrients, and a seed. Overtime you grow into a tree. That's what I want done for myself.

 

[nullset2]

Throw it in the fuckin trash I don't give a fuck

 

[highrider]

I don't care, I mean I'll be dead, I can't care lol. Cremation seems like the best way. Grave burial seems antiquated and and wasteful.

 

[Azzanadra]

I want to be cremated, then have my ashes stored in a great mausoleum.

 

[sunshine and gasoline]

I would prefer for my remains to be launched into the sun.

 

[B.K.]

I've told my parents I want to be cremated. I want it done as soon as possible and I don't want any kind of visitation at a funeral home and I don't want any obituaries posted anywhere. No one cares about me while I'm alive, so I don't want people coming out suddenly acting like they're my best friends.

 

[wenis]

Cremation.

Half pressed into a vinyl record and the other spread somewhere cool. Paris or Tokyo.

 

[AlphaDump]

i want to become a mech


with gatling gun hands

 

[John Rabbit]

Cremation into a bio urn that turns into a tree. Cremation is the cheapest route for whomever has to pay for my death, and worst case scenario I end up experiencing the world as a tree.

Or donated to science if they'll have me.

 

[tw1164]

let the wolves enjoy my bones

 

[Wuthering_Heights]

Cremated, stuffed into an old jelly jar, and dumped in the river somewhere.

Doubt my wife will comply, tho.

 

[Tohsaka]

Don't really care, whatever is cheapest for whoever has to pay for it.

 

[Razorback]

Third page, am I really going to be the first to mention cryonics?

Well, that's what I'd do if I had the money.

 

[Spenny]

Weekend at Bernies me for comedic effect.

 

[Darksol]

Viking funeral.

Honestly, I don't care. I'm dead.