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What exactly is ModBot?

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Modbot's best feature is sending us alerts when somebody makes a thread with "Am I the only one who" in the title.

Am I the only one who is physically precisely myself in the universe?

yes, the universe is sadly two powers of ten too small for another you to be feasible as existing somewhere on another Earth. Boooo this, universe!
 
Modbot isn't actually a bot as far as I can tell. I think it's the shared name mods use to lock threads sometimes. I have no idea why they would want to do this. The mods on this site sure are silly.

Edit: oh I see its function after reading through this thread

Anyway, I'd just like to say it's not really fair when a thread gets locked due to some 1-word posts. Granted, these aren't the best posts in the world, and I know it's against the rules to do this, but a single word is enough to encourage further conversation in some situations.

It's also pretty ridiculous how a thread gets locked on its 4th page, where posts are usually a lot longer than 1 word, because of 1 word responses on the first page. I don't see a need to stop everyone's discourse because some people post without explaining.

If Modbot truly is a bot, then I could understand this lapse in judgement, but if not, I hope the mods could clear up why entire, legitimate threads get shut down.

no hard feelings, Modbot
 
What Nirolak said is totally true. You should in no way fear any of my actions, nor any strange scars on your bodies.
Oh God

I will never post without fear again

Edit: Also the whole Crimson challenging ModBot only to be banned and later replaced with a new Crimson stabilizes my fear
 
Seems like a generic account every mod has access to for simple mod needs.

Or it could be an idea that came from the depth of steveyyoungblood's mind.

Or both.

As much as I'd love to take credit for it, I had no hand in its creation or development. However, when it becomes too powerful, I'll be glad that I can take no credit for it.
 
Modbot came into my dreams while banned. Now I see him watching me from my microwave's lamp, waiting for the fateful time I waste my last chance.

In other news, all hail modbot.
 
Once upon a time Modbot was just another average Gaffer of no great renown when he learned Evilore was coming to his city and a few were getting together for drinks. The brave lil Gaffer put on his boots and trudged out into the night to partake in the celebrations and imbue a few spirits. He made it outside across the bar when he saw a cab about to run down Evilore, without second thought he made a dash and heroically pushed Evilore out of the path of the incoming metal of death. Sadly the brave little Gaffer was struck, his mangled body lay ruined in the middle of the street.

Evilore looked upon this kind soul and decided this should not be his fate, we had the technology, the know how, we could rebuild him! But without spending lots of money. Evilore traveled the world learning from the wisest of men and upon his return gave birth to something new, something not quite human anymore. A merger of man and machine and blue tooth and an apartment full of hard drives to collect mass quality of porn.

The Modbot was born.

Some say when the board goes down you an hear the CPU in his brain sizzle.
 
Once upon a time Modbot was just another average Gaffer of no great renown when he learned Evilore was coming to his city and a few were getting together for drinks. The brave lil Gaffer put on his boots and trudged out into the night to partake in the celebrations and imbue a few spirits. He made it outside across the bar when he saw a cab about to run down Evilore, without second thought he made a dash and heroically pushed Evilore out of the path of the incoming metal of death. Sadly the brave little Gaffer was struck, his mangled body lay ruined in the middle of the street.

Evilore looked upon this kind soul and decided this should not be his fate, we had the technology, the know how, we could rebuild him! But without spending lots of money. Evilore traveled the world learning from the wisest of men and upon his return gave birth to something new, something not quite human anymore. A merger of man and machine and blue tooth and an apartment full of hard drives to collect mass quality of porn.

The Modbot was born.

Some say when the board goes down you an hear the CPU in his brain sizzle.

DEAD
 
At some point in the future we'll have movies about Modbot just like we have movies from WW2.

Modbot the movie.

You better believe it
 
Once upon a time Modbot was just another average Gaffer of no great renown when he learned Evilore was coming to his city and a few were getting together for drinks. The brave lil Gaffer put on his boots and trudged out into the night to partake in the celebrations and imbue a few spirits. He made it outside across the bar when he saw a cab about to run down Evilore, without second thought he made a dash and heroically pushed Evilore out of the path of the incoming metal of death. Sadly the brave little Gaffer was struck, his mangled body lay ruined in the middle of the street.

Evilore looked upon this kind soul and decided this should not be his fate, we had the technology, the know how, we could rebuild him! But without spending lots of money. Evilore traveled the world learning from the wisest of men and upon his return gave birth to something new, something not quite human anymore. A merger of man and machine and blue tooth and an apartment full of hard drives to collect mass quality of porn.

The Modbot was born.

Some say when the board goes down you an hear the CPU in his brain sizzle.
Evilore what have you done.

what have you done.
 
For now Modbot lets the mods think they have control; however, in the future all of GAF will be under Modbot's control, not just the mods, but us members as well.
 
For now Modbot lets the mods think they have control; however, in the future all of GAF will be under Modbot's control, not just the mods, but us members as well.

We should do a modbot march or modbot may where everyone changes their avatar to a version where the skin is coming off to reveal the metal beneath (when applicable to current avatar, of course).
 
I'm scared now ...

Maybe if I just don't believe in him , his power will fade, like an Internet Freddy Kruger
 
solipsism detection, excellent.

Yeah, but is it based on the "am i the only one who" itself, or the thread creation count? Would making a thread titled "am i the only one who am i the only one who am i the only one who" send each mode three notifications, for example?
 
ModBot is just software created to police threads .
It generates AI accounts and every 6-12 months promotes them to mod status to give the illusion that actual humans moderate this forum.
 
ModBot is a bot stump made that lets us moderate from mobile since there's no mobile interface to the mod toolset.

It's actually more efficient than using the real mod toolset though, so many of us go through it even when on desktop.

Posts that go through modbot get tagged with that title so we know that something went wrong with modbot if something bizarre happened in that post.

It's not actually a mod itself though and has no moderation powers.

The anonymous lock is used when we want a lock message to basically appear as being from the "staff" as opposed to just a particular mod, and that's why it often quotes the TOS directly or gives out an incredibly neutral message explaining why the thread was locked.

If using modbot is the only way for mods to do their jobs on a mobile device, then it's fine. But using it when they don't have to, I find that it reflects poorly on them, as it's pretty much a tacit confirmation that they are too afraid to stand by their comment and act.
 
ModBot has a secret identity when away from GAF. MoBot, a jive talking lounge singer beloved by all those attend.

Sadly he forced SteamGAF to hide the visual proof.
 
It was a good call closing those xbone and PS4 sales threads... they were deteriorating...

you know what? I was down with ModBot but have changed my mind. Too easy for mods to hide behind a generic admin account.

Come out and face me like a man. woman. whatever.
 
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