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What game has the worst sound effects?

Gran Turismo by far. When you crash into a car or wall it sounds like someone kicking a Rubbermaid trashcan. How on earth did polyphony think this even remotely sounded like a collision.
 
Yeah I'd say gran turismo too. The engine, collision, and tire sounds are so generic it is pitiful. And yet PD acts like there is no issue
 
Infamous 1 and 2. Strange how a busy street can be so silent.
I don't know if I'd call them the worst, but the sound effects are definitely weak in the inFamous games. It's a big part of why I just don't find those games engrossing or satisfying - nothing has any punch of weight. The sound of a bolt of lighting shooting out of my hand shouldn't be a timid crackle.
 
It also doesn't really count as objectively bad sound effects, but Halo 4 probably has some of the worst sound mastering I've experienced in a recent game. The way the sound is compressed is criminal - it's most noticeable in the prerendered video cutscenes, but there are moments where the game just sounds like an absolute mess. The soundtrack is of really poor quality (like 128kb/s-and-below MP3 style warping) in a lot of key moments, and the sound effects blare out so loud on top of it that it's often impossible to actually hear.

The mech fight towards the end of the game is the best example I have of this, but it's all over the game really.
 
There was an ATM at my school that I kept walking past, and I felt like the sound effects were familiar. Then I remembered that at one point I played a hentai game with the EXACT same sound effects. So there is a hentai game with sound effects that were literally stolen from some kind of an ATM machine.

So, that gets my vote.
 
It also doesn't really count as objectively bad sound effects, but Halo 4 probably has some of the worst sound mastering I've experienced in a recent game. The way the sound is compressed is criminal - it's most noticeable in the prerendered video cutscenes, but there are moments where the game just sounds like an absolute mess. The soundtrack is of really poor quality (like 128kb/s-and-below MP3 style warping) in a lot of key moments, and the sound effects blare out so loud on top of it that it's often impossible to actually hear.

The mech fight towards the end of the game is the best example I have of this, but it's all over the game really.

I've noticed this as well - always assumed they didn't have the space for higher quality sound files because they put a bigger focus on the visuals
 
Doom 3. The worst weapon and explosion effects ever in the history of gaming.

Also, the leaked alpha version had so much better environmental sound effects, its not even funny.
 
Halo 4.

I have no idea why they dropped all the classic Halo sound effects, and replaced them with tinny, shitty versions. The Warthog is especially egregious.
 
Injustice

the game itself looks solid but good lord the sound design! I watch injustice and all i hear is UGHHH GRUNT AWWW.

/edit/ i didn't realize we were talking WORST sound effects. there are games with worse sound effects than injustice, I don't mean to drop hyperbole here.
 
Injustice

the game itself looks solid but good lord the sound design! I watch injustice and all i hear is UGHHH GRUNT AWWW.

Yeah, NRS really lacks good fighting game sound design (catchy music and character quotes). It's all grunts annd "epic" movie score type of music that's really really low volume.

As far as American fighters go, KI and Skullgirls do a much better job.
 
The sound of Mario jumping in SMB always drove my Mom nuts - so now unless I'm playing the game the sound of Mario jumping also drives me nuts.
 
This piece of shit is the first thing that came to mind when I read the thread title. Beyond being of very, very low quality a lot of the sound effects didn't even make sense.

http://youtu.be/i7aGG5XeLt0?t=38s

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Only thing I can come up with right now is WoW. The pandaren female fighting sounds drive me bat shit insane. In raids it makes me want to punch stuff hearing one right next to my monk making those god awful noises.
 
Halo 4.

I have no idea why they dropped all the classic Halo sound effects, and replaced them with tinny, shitty versions. The Warthog is especially egregious.

The Warthog and the Plasma Pistol yes...Everything else is TOP notch sound, probably the best Halo sounds yet.
 
Although it is one of my favorite games of all time, the sound effects in Half Life are obnoxious.

Don't believe me? Have someone play it with speakers on loud and try to read a book.

This game keeps getting really cheap scares on me for precisely this reason
 
The Warthog and the Plasma Pistol yes...Everything else is TOP notch sound, probably the best Halo sounds yet.
And the Battle Rifle, and the Pistol, and the Fuel Rod Cannon, and the Storm Rifle, and the Carbine, and the Rocket Launcher, and the Boltshot, and the Supressor.
 
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