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What happened to calendar girls?

quickwhips

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Im trying to find some old muscle cars and girls in bikini calendar for my father in laws garage. I can only find new cars and naked girls. Why is this so challenging? They were a dime a dozen in the past. Is this hard to find because of woke culture or porn ruins clothed girls calendars?
 

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Titillating pictures of scantily clad women are seen as too quaint in a world where people enjoy 10 on 1 runaway gangbangs and anal gaping cinema.

I've been thinking about heading down to one of my local bookstores that has a repository of super old Playboys for sale. That old stuff feels so wholesome now, it's insane.
 

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They're definitely out there.

I usually find Callander booth type things in malls this time of year. Sports Illustrated usually have a decent bikini one. I'm sure you could find a soft hentai type Callander online. Bet he's never seen that.
 
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People shoot out all their jizz to infinite free porn of every variety and they don't have any semen left to make them want to look at butts in their calendars.
 

quickwhips

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guys my father in law just likes having them in his garage. Its easy to find girls on cars but not one of classic cars and girls. Also i wouldnt want nude girls in my garage but im ok with swimsuits.
 
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Im trying to find some old muscle cars and girls in bikini calendar for my father in laws garage. I can only find new cars and naked girls. Why is this so challenging? They were a dime a dozen in the past. Is this hard to find because of woke culture or porn ruins clothed girls calendars?
they still sell this stuff. maybe not in big cities anymore, but at gas stations and stuff, at least around the south. if you go to Florida, damn right u are going to find some calendar girls. you are even going to find coffee mugs shaped like breasts.
 
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quickwhips

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they still sell this stuff. maybe not in big cities anymore, but at gas stations and stuff, at least around the south. if you go to Florida, damn right u are going to find some calendar girls. you are even going to find coffee mugs shaped like breasts.
Naked girls on cars and girls in bikini on classic cars is not the same thing.
 

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Just taking a guess but it's probably because most people have calendars on their phones nowadays. Why no one hasn't made a babe calendar for everyday of the year on your phone. now that's a different question.
 
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nush

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Women stopped getting turned on by being on a tropical beach covered in oil with their massive bush hanging out. Then they got bored of cars and started instagram accounts instead.
 
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