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[Kinvara]

What if instead of giving birth, humans reproduced by laying eggs.

How would life and society be different?

Do you think it would be better or worse?

Discuss.

 

[Cody_D165]

we'd need to be a lot more careful while ordering breakfast at shady restaurants

 

[DECK'ARD]

What is happening to the OT

 

[NinjaTehFish]

It still wouldn't make that picture ok.

 

[Takuan]

It'd be easier to steal babies.

 

[NaughtyCalibur]

what cam first babby or eggg?

 

[Kikae]

Can't wait to see what kind of posts are gonna happen here

 

[bjork]

But my parents said the stork brought me in an egg and I hatched. What do you mean, what if?

 

[Satch]

i see OT is back on meth yet again

 

[zeemumu]

Those are going to be some huge eggs.

Would the 9 months be the incubation period?

I'd imagine that hospital mixups would be a lot more common.

Or this would happen

 

[Glass Rebel]

would you eat a human egg?

 

[Aesius]

 

[Sun Bather]

The real question is: Would you eat one of the eggs?

 

[ComputerMKII]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKFZOIv5sS0

 

[Douche McBaggins The 3rd]

Then that Chorizo and Eggs I get at the Mexican diner is going to be a hell of a lot weirder.

 

[NameGenerated]

Just purchase MyEggs

 

[Alligatorjandro]

wat

 

[Wilbur]

then we would have an answer to what came first













































me

 

[SquiddyCracker]

There's a Franken Fran comic about this (more or less).

 

[shira]

I wouldn't feel so good eating omelettes anymore

 

[meitantei_conan]

Those are going to be some huge eggs.

Would the 9 months be the incubation period?

I'd imagine that hospital mixups would be a lot more common.

Or this would happen

omfg

 

[ChuyMasta]

Maternity leave would suck

 

[Crayons]

Abortion would be no big deal

 

[botty]

What if love was stronger than gravity?

 

[Masquerader]

This question is... Striking. On the one hand, would you rather the eggs be free range... Or batter-- Oh. You mean reproduction, as opposed to canni-- Yes. Er. No thanks.

 

[Camp Lo]

I'd still eat eggs just the same, human or chicken.

 

[Nokagi]

What if males gave birth by laying eggs from their penis?

 

[BCDAWG7]

This made me hungry for some eggs

 

[Sarcastico]

Abortions would be much easier.

 

[Ryaaan14]

Rumor has it that the late great GAF poster Dr. Eggman was born from an egg.

 

[Zaptruder]

Those are going to be some huge eggs.

Would the 9 months be the incubation period?

I'd imagine that hospital mixups would be a lot more common.

Or this would happen

 

[FalsettoVibe]

What if males gave birth by laying eggs from their penis?

I had a slight smirk reading this thread until I saw this.

 

[Freaky Fred]

What if males gave birth by laying eggs from their penis?

It would look like this

 

[chaosblade]

Then this topic would be titled, "what if humans gave viviparous birth?"

 

[LQX]

No more world hunger? Only men would have to worry about food.

And by default women would be in control of everything.

 

[God Dayumm]

Then this topic would be titled, "what if humans gave viviparous birth?"

What if humans reproduce by mitosis, doe?

 

[digoutyoursoul]

What if males gave birth by laying eggs from their penis?

I rolled at that (childish humour mode)

 

[Arrowgigantic]

 

[BassForever]

Her dick can lay an egg can you?

 

[Finalow]

//

 

[big_z]

 

[DECK'ARD]

Welp, leaving thread now.

 

[Courage]

 

[hateradio]

Those are going to be some huge eggs.

Would the 9 months be the incubation period?

I'd imagine that hospital mixups would be a lot more common.

Or this would happen

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Ur3zuFeJi...n+egg+dr+heckle+funny+wtf+yahoo+questions.jpg

A 16-year-old guy wrote that, I'm almost certain.

 

[Slamtastic]

big_z
just gonna rub one out
in the next few minutes
(Today, 09:01 PM)

.

 

[Kinvara]

This is only half a joke thread because I genuinely was thinking about how biology influences the social behavior of a species.

Which is something to consider if you're interested in the fictional races/peoples present in the sci-fi/fantasy genre.

i see OT is back on meth yet again

excuse u.

I have never taken a single meth.

 

[DeaviL]

.

 

[NotBacon]

Guys THIS

 

[Takashi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPEJu7bxr04

 

[Tesseract]

i'd scramble you and eat you