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[Artoris]

One of the following entities will come after you, but you have some options

first, you have a 24-hour start second you start at your own home

you can pick which you least want to be after you and the one you think you would most likely survive

1: a langolier

2: Jason from Friday the 13th

3: Freddy Krueger

4: Terminator T-800 model 102

5: Mr X from Resident Evil

6: James Bond, the Sean Connery version at his prime

7: IT Follows from IT Follows

8: 1000 Zombies

9: Darth Vader

10: A rogue Apache Helicopter

11: Kane from robocop 2 robot version

12: Reverend Henry Kane from Poltergeist 2

 

[jufonuk]

So long as it was the two female terminators and they had to kill me by snu snu. No other way.

I would take the helicopter otherwise. Just fly across the pond seeing as it’s starting from my home and it’s rogue it will run out of fuel.

 

[ReBurn]

I'd choose 1000 zombies. I'd take a flight to Puerto Rico. There's no way zombies are getting on a plane to Puerto Rico.

 

[22:22:22]

I'd choose 1000 zombies. I'd take a flight to Puerto Rico. There's no way zombies are getting on a plane to Puerto Rico.

What about the welcome community?

 

[Lunarorbit]

Easily jason. He's slow. I'd just dig some pits and camouflage them. When he falls in, dump gas all over him. When he's done burning cut his head off and keep it safe.

Good luck with no head jason.

I wouldn't fuck with Freddy though.

 

[kanjobazooie]

James Bond can give me a quick death, I choose him.
Freddy will torment me, so fuck no.

I'm not putting up a fight.

 

[RJMacready73]

James Bond, I'd just show him Tinder and tell him to knock himself out, he'd be so knee deep in clunge he'd leave me well the fuck alone, I most certainly would not want a T-800 coming after me

 

[Lunarorbit]

James Bond, I'd just show him Tinder and tell him to knock himself out, he'd be so knee deep in clunge he'd leave me well the fuck alone, I most certainly would not want a T-800 coming after me

Hey, I learned a new word on Gaf today.

You guys have so many slang words. I'm a fan of minge, myself.

 

[jufonuk]

Hey, I learned a new word on Gaf today.

You guys have so many slang words. I'm a fan of minge, myself.

Me too

 

[Artoris]

I'd choose 1000 zombies. I'd take a flight to Puerto Rico. There's no way zombies are getting on a plane to Puerto Rico.

That would probably mean surviving the Zombie apocalypse

 

[TrueLegend]

An Apache helicopter is real deal. Rest of them I can killl with pencil. Chop them off put in a stew and let it dry and then use it as a defence against Apache helicopter.

 

[ReBurn]

That would probably mean surviving the Zombie apocalypse

Nobody said anything about an apocalypse. I was thinking more like just a mall's worth, like in Dead Rising.

 

[Artoris]

Nobody said anything about an apocalypse. I was thinking more like just a mall's worth, like in Dead Rising.

Zombies do what Zombies do

 

[Daneel Elijah]

Zombies do what Zombies do

Dying. I choose zombies too. But the Apache works too. If it go from my home.

 

[FatallyYours]

The worst answer is the The Langoliers

All the others are based upon surviving against 1 person/thing or moving to a secure place or fighting against it somehow. You could still get killed by it/them but you could survive if you kept moving, got to a secure location or luckily fought it off on your own or with help

The langoliers can't be fought and cant be escaped forever. They will eventually catch up to you and destroy the world you live in, and everything in it. Whilst waiting for them to catch you, your world is fucked. No electricity, no fuel of any kind, so no fire to cook or weaponise, no engines working, nothing being made or replaced, food going off and no new food produced, things already made fall apart or don't work or break easily, large portions of the population wiped out already, with no way to fight them

All the others have flaws in one way or have ways that can be used against them to overcome them so could be survived

 

[Artoris]

The worst answer is the The Langoliers

All the others are based upon surviving against 1 person/thing or moving to a secure place or fighting against it somehow. You could still get killed by it/them but you could survive if you kept moving, got to a secure location or luckily fought it off on your own or with help

The langoliers can't be fought and cant be escaped forever. They will eventually catch up to you and destroy the world you live in, and everything in it. Whilst waiting for them to catch you, your world is fucked. No electricity, no fuel of any kind, so no fire to cook or weaponise, no engines working, nothing being made or replaced, food going off and no new food produced, things already made fall apart or don't work or break easily, large portions of the population wiped out already, with no way to fight them

All the others have flaws in one way or anther that can be used against them to overcome them so could be survived

I was thinking only one Langolier not the whole scenario

 

[FatallyYours]

I was thinking only one Langolier not the whole scenario

It only takes one to eventually destroy the world. It literally eats the land, the sea, the air. I can't remember if they were given an official "speed" in the book or not, but 24hrs is already a disadvantage to you having lost that part of the Earth to run too...
And like I said, it can't be fought. In any way. So 1 or 1 thousand of them, Earth is smaller by the second, with no hope of surviving it

 

[Artoris]

It only takes one to eventually destroy the world. It literally eats the land, the sea, the air. I can't remember if they were given an official "speed" in the book or not, but 24hrs is already a disadvantage to you having lost that part of the Earth to run too...
And like I said, it can't be fought. In any way. So 1 or 1 thousand of them, Earth is smaller by the second, with no hope of surviving it

Yes, but maybe it can be killed would it survive uranium rounds

 

[Outlier]

It follows is my choice.

I can just lead it to a pit and fill it with cement or other extremely durable mix, and seal the pit nice and tight.
Easy.

 

[Artoris]

It follows is my choice.

I can just lead it to a pit and fill it with cement or other extremely durable mix, and seal the pit nice and tight.
Easy.

Which you want the least

 

[FatallyYours]

Yes, but maybe it can be killed would it survive uranium rounds

From my admittedly sketchy memory of them, they can not be fought in any way. Anything that came into contact with them would be "eaten"/absorbed/instantly taken from this plane of existence. They are time manifested, they only take and delete what they "eat", are given, shot at, launched at....

 

[Artoris]

From my admittedly sketchy memory of them, they can not be fought in any way. Anything that came into contact with them would be "eaten"/absorbed/instantly taken from this plane of existence. They are time manifested, they only take and delete what they "eat", are given, shot at, launched at....

A swarm of them would be hard to stop, but only one whom can say any ways here is the video

 

[01011001]

8: 1000 Zombies

what kind? if its the Walking Dead kind then that would be what I'd choose.

because in real life zombies like in TWD would basically have no chance at ever coming close to a human that has a functioning brain.

which is also why that whole scenario is so mindbogglingly unrealistic to me... you have to suspend your disbelief real hard when watching that show

that zombie virus has to be the easiest to control virus in the history of humanity. infected show extremely obvious symptoms, they have to die and then bite people to spread, they are slow and extremely stupid once they become an issue... yet somehow it completely collapses civilization... makes zero sense.

so yeah. gimme those 1000 zombies...

if it's korean style zombies or 28 Days Later zombies, then it's a whole different story tho.

 

[Outlier]

Which you want the least

Hmmm? What do you mean?

 

[Artoris]

what kind? if its the Walking Dead kind then that would be what I'd choose.

because in real life zombies like in TWD would basically have no chance at ever coming close to a human that has a functioning brain.

which is also why that whole scenario is so mindbogglingly unrealistic to me... you have to suspend your disbelief real hard when watching that show

that zombie virus has to be the easiest to control virus in the history of humanity. infected show extremely obvious symptoms, they have to die and then bite people to spread, they are slow and extremely stupid once they become an issue... yet somehow it completely collapses civilization... makes zero sense.

so yeah. gimme those 1000 zombies...

if it's korean style zombies or 28 Days Later zombies, then it's a whole different story tho.

It's more science than science fiction

Ophiocordyceps unilateralis - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Artoris]

Hmmm? What do you mean?

The one you are most likely to survive

 

[01011001]

It's more science than science fiction

Ophiocordyceps unilateralis - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

well, in the exact scenario painted in most zombie movies, games, and shows, zombies are easy to avoid and control, that's all I'm saying.
so having 1000 TWD style zombies come after you would literally be a non-issue.

you could literally kill all of them within a day of just slowly walking backwards and shooting them in the head one by one.
any gunrange would have enough ammo to deal with them. 1000 zombies are less of an issue than 1000 violent drunk people coming after you lol

TWD is an extremely unrealistic show due to that issue. there's no logical way how a virus like that could collapse civilization

 

[Artoris]

well, in the exact scenario painted in most zombie movies, games, and shows, zombies are easy to avoid and control, that's all I'm saying.
so having 1000 TWD style zombies come after you would literally be a non-issue.

you could literally kill all of them within a day of just slowly walking backwards and shooting them in the head one by one.
any gunrange would have enough ammo to deal with them. 1000 zombies are less of an issue than 1000 violent drunk people coming after you lol

TWD is an extremely unrealistic show due to that issue. there's no logical way how a virus like that could collapse civilization

I think that would depend on how severe the virus is

 

[01011001]

I think that would depend on how severe the virus is

I'm specifically talking about a Walking Dead or Resident Evil style zombie virus that turns victims into slow and braindead husks and only spreads through bites.
that kind of zombie virus would literally be one of the easiest to control viruses in human history.
other viruses spread invisibly to the human eye, they can hide anywhere... a RE style zombie virus spreads through exactly 1 thing, and that's an easy to see and prevent thing too

 

[sedg87]

I'd pick 7: IT Follows from IT Follows.

Only a danger if you have sex, which makes me invincible.

 

[Artoris]

I'm specifically talking about a Walking Dead or Resident Evil style zombie virus that turns victims into slow and braindead husks and only spreads through bites.
that kind of zombie virus would literally be one of the easiest to control viruses in human history.
other viruses spread invisibly to the human eye, they can hide anywhere... a RE style zombie virus spreads through exactly 1 thing, and that's an easy to see and prevent thing too

I agree, the moment humans realize that something is wrong they won't let them anywhere near them but if it is airborne Zombie apocalypse could well happen

 

[Artoris]

I'd pick 7: IT Follows from IT Follows.

Only a danger if you have sex, which makes me invincible.

But you just had it

 

[RJMacready73]

TWD speed zombies would be a piece o piss to avoid but humans are daft and it wouldn't take long for that number to multiply, now every country outside of the states would be pretty fucked but the good ole U S of Fucking Guns would eliminate most of them in an hr or so with every cunt and their dog owning 58 firearms, tbf the only way that type of apocalypse happens is if a massive portion of the population get sick at the same time and die and reanimate completely overwhelming the surviving population. Speed Zombies would just utterly fuck everyone

 

[a multicultural team of v]

James Bond, I'd just show him Tinder and tell him to knock himself out, he'd be so knee deep in clunge he'd leave me well the fuck alone, I most certainly would not want a T-800 coming after me

Connect ChatGPT to Tinder then show Skynet Tinder, problem solved

 

[Spaceman292]

One of the following entities will come after you, but you have some options

first, you have a 24-hour start second you start at your own home

you can pick which you least want to be after you and the one you think you would most likely survive

1: a langolier

2: Jason from Friday the 13th

3: Freddy Krueger

4: Terminator T-800 model 102

5: Mr X from Resident Evil

6: James Bond, the Sean Connery version at his prime

7: IT Follows from IT Follows

8: 1000 Zombies

9: Darth Vader

10: A rogue Apache Helicopter

11: Kane from robocop 2 robot version

12: Reverend Henry Kane from Poltergeist 2

I'd choose James Bond because when he catches me he'll just fuck me

 

[GeekyDad]

Came for...

Disappoint...

 

[lachesis]

James Bond. At least he's human? I will self-turn in myself and co-operate with MI6. I will shake Sean Connery's hand and get an autograph, and maybe even take a photo.

 

[AJUMP23]

A gun solves most of this.

 

[Artoris]

I'd choose James Bond because when he catches me he'll just fuck me

optimism

 

[Artoris]

Came for...

Disappoint...

There is also a film called that

 

[Artoris]

A gun solves most of this.

Only one gun would help you with would be Sean Connery, but he has one as well, and he would be much better at using it

 

[PaddyOCanager]

The Zombies. I live in Ohio and everyone around me would likely shoot them all before they even made it within my eyesight.

What do I win?

 

[GymWolf]

You can beat half of them by not being an idiotic horror movie protagonist most probably.

I think jason is clearly the weaker one, i'm not even sure if he is strong enough to take down a reinforced door and he can't shot you with a sniper rifle like 007.

Freddy is probably the worse because you can die by not sleeping and if you sleep, he has all the control and you are fucked.

For everything that can be hit by human weapons you just need to find the closest army place in town and go there, a terminator is not gonna do well against fucking tanks and high caliber weapons.

 

[Artoris]

The Zombies. I live in Ohio and everyone around me would likely shoot them all before they even made it within my eyesight.

What do I win?

A Zombies head

 

[IDKFA]

Sean Connery James Bond is a pussy. I'd easily beat him to a bloody pulp.

In fact, I'd fancy my chances going bare knuckle against anything from that list, even the Apache Helicopter.

 

[Artoris]

Sean Connery James Bond is a pussy. I'd easily beat him to a bloody pulp.

In fact, I'd fancy my chances going bare knuckle against anything from that list, even the Apache Helicopter.

Surely not mr-x

 

[IDKFA]

Surely not mr-x

Even Mr X. I'd take them all on, while butt naked and with only my fists.

 

[PaddyOCanager]

A Zombies head

You should make a poll btw, because I'm curious if anyone would pick Freddy Krueger.

 

[Artoris]

You should make a poll btw, because I'm curious if anyone would pick Freddy Krueger.

Yes, but nancy managed him I think Reverend Henry Kane would be more problematic

 

[NecrosaroIII]

One of the following entities will come after you, but you have some options

first, you have a 24-hour start second you start at your own home

you can pick which you least want to be after you and the one you think you would most likely survive

1: a langolier

2: Jason from Friday the 13th

3: Freddy Krueger

4: Terminator T-800 model 102

5: Mr X from Resident Evil

6: James Bond, the Sean Connery version at his prime

7: IT Follows from IT Follows

8: 1000 Zombies

9: Darth Vader

10: A rogue Apache Helicopter

11: Kane from robocop 2 robot version

12: Reverend Henry Kane from Poltergeist 2

Mad respect for including langoliers on this list.

I'd probably take the It Follows creature. It's not too fast. It just grinds you down.