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1. Why is every wash room, equipped with the cheapest toilet paper in the world? I swear I pull it once, and the first piece of toilet paper rips in three. It acts like its already been soaked in water. Lets not even talk about the thickness of this toilet paper. I could seriously accidentally poke a hole through the toilet paper right into my ass, which would be a god damn mess. What an unreliable piecer of shit
HAHAHA

2. Why does every wash room (well not every, mostly all establishments) have those stupid hand dryers (ie; Bacon Dispensers)? They do shit all to dry my hands, they suggest to dry your face too, but then the hand dryer decides to go full power and burn your face off. If I wanted an old man to dry my hands, I'd have an old man follow me around all day.

3. Why don't women know how to properly dispose of their tampons? Seriously. Its disgusting. (Janitorial work)

4. Why do some people decide to shit on the walls/toilet seat/floor? I mean if you're partially drunk, I guess it makes sense, but otherwise. The fuck are you doing?

5. Flush.
 
I had the opposite experience recently. Usually you have to grab like seven layers of tp since it's so thin but this time they were using 300 thread Egyptian paper. Even one square could have cleaned an elephant
 
co-sign on the cheap toilet paper, hate that so much.

taking a dump in a public rest room is my last resort though, i usually just piss and thats it, but sometimes i can't just wait.


When i flush i usually use my shoes, heh i dont want to touch the handle
 
As an addition to the cheap toilet paper it really sucks when they have the toilet paper stacked in a way where you can only get like 3 sheets at a time.
 
IceDoesntHelp said:
1. Why is every wash room, equipped with the cheapest toilet paper in the world? I swear I pull it once, and the first piece of toilet paper rips in three. It acts like its already been soaked in water. Lets not even talk about the thickness of this toilet paper. I could seriously accidentally poke a hole through the toilet paper right into my ass, which would be a god damn mess. What an unreliable piecer of shit
HAHAHA

2. Why does every wash room (well not every, mostly all establishments) have those stupid hand dryers (ie; Bacon Dispensers)? They do shit all to dry my hands, they suggest to dry your face too, but then the hand dryer decides to go full power and burn your face off. If I wanted an old man to dry my hands, I'd have an old man follow me around all day.

3. Why don't women know how to properly dispose of their tampons? Seriously. Its disgusting. (Janitorial work)

4. Why do some people decide to shit on the walls/toilet seat/floor? I mean if you're partially drunk, I guess it makes sense, but otherwise. The fuck are you doing?

5. Flush.
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Weren't you the one that recently suggested cleaning your game discs by flushing them in the toilet?
 
Devolution said:
As an addition to the cheap toilet paper it really sucks when they have the toilet paper stacked in a way where you can only get like 3 sheets at a time.
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Especially in those dispensers where they are in so tight you go to pull a sheet and you only get tatters.
 
Had a poor bathroom experience earlier this evening at this really nice place. You'd think that a place that takes the time to make itself look stylish and modern would take the time to clean their bathroom. Apparently not.

It wasn't like someone shit on the walls or something, but the counter was wet, toilet was covered in piss, and there was toilet paper on the floor. I'll excuse the floor being wet since there's snow outside, and the bathroom was right by the entrance.
 
Quick said:
Had a poor bathroom experience earlier this evening at this really nice place. You'd think that a place that takes the time to make itself look stylish and modern would take the time to clean their bathroom. Apparently not.

It wasn't like someone shit on the walls or something, but the counter was wet, toilet was covered in piss, and there was toilet paper on the floor. I'll excuse the floor being wet since there's snow outside, and the bathroom was right by the entrance.
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When I see something like that I just assume a kid did it. (Otherwise I'd cry.)
 
Oh man, there's this mall near me and it has these new hand blow dryers made by Dyson.

Holy shit, they are awesome! Its like two areas where you slowly slide your hands back and fourth and there are fans on both sides.

I'm going to steal one someday.

Edit: found a video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlYZOwueyCs
 
You should embrace the filth rather than revile it. Treat the wash rooms like battle grounds and become a hardened warrior.

Find used tampons laying around? Link them together, and wear them as a necklace, like the ears of your defeated foes. Feces on the stall walls? War paint.
 
I've never actually seen shit on the floors, just piss on the floor but if i did i would just avoid it and if i can't then i would find another bathroom.
 
Az987 said:
Oh man, there's this mall near me and it has these new hand blow dryers made by Dyson.

Holy shit, they are awesome! Its like two areas where you slowly slide your hands back and fourth and there are fans on both sides.

I'm going to steal one someday.

Edit: found a video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlYZOwueyCs
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These are great. Got these at work.

Though, it does get really dirty at the bottom, and the water drips off the machine and onto the floor.
 
In our staff toilets, rolls of paper have often been strewn across the floor, as if the toilet paper had been fighting back when they've been wiping their arse with it.

Something else that should be noted is the fact that some people leave without washing their hands. Now consider that these people will now be handling food goods (I work in a supermarket).
 
Public restrooms have some amazing piping/toilets, I use like half a roll when i take a shit in public restrooms and have never had a clog.
 
Empowe said:
In our staff toilets, rolls of paper have often been strewn across the floor, as if the toilet paper had been fighting back when they've been wiping their arse with it.

Something else that should be noted is the fact that some people leave without washing their hands. Now consider that these people will now be handling food goods (I work in a supermarket).
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Could you tell me which supermarket this is please? Wanna make sure I reduce the chances of buying fecally enriched food.
 
Full Recovery said:
Low flow faucets, sometimes I can't even rinse all of the soap off of my hands.
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This. I hate struggling to turn the automatic faucet on, and when I eventually do, it goes for a half a second then turns off. But SOMEHOW, the whole counter and sink is soaked with water.

Quick said:
These are great. Got these at work.

Though, it does get really dirty at the bottom, and the water drips off the machine and onto the floor.
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I am not a huge fan of the Dyson ones, I always fear I am going to end up touching it when I put my hands through. But those Xlerator ones? hellll yes....

xlerator-hand-dryer.jpg
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mackattk said:
This. I hate struggling to turn the automatic faucet on, and when I eventually do, it goes for a half a second then turns off. But SOMEHOW, the whole counter and sink is soaked with water.



I am not a huge fan of the Dyson ones. But those Xlerator ones? hellll yes....
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Haha, same. I always wonder if I'm doing something wrong.
 
I'm always shocked at how many guys do not wash their hands when they leave the toilet.

And these will usually be the same guys who are germ phobic and scared of lifting the toilet seat so they'll piss all over it instead.

Making the toilets a disgusting sight for the next person to use it.
 
I think the hand dryers work really well, they dry alot faster if you rub your hands together. And part of the reason toilet paper is so thin is because double ply has a high chance of clogging the toilet.
 
Devolution said:
As an addition to the cheap toilet paper it really sucks when they have the toilet paper stacked in a way where you can only get like 3 sheets at a time.
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Agreed. It also isn't good for the stability of that region.

I used to do janitorial work. People are animals. Also, there should be a proper disposal unit for tampons and the like. I used to deal with a lot of clogged toilets with red-tinted water.
 
fuck those automatic paper towel dispensers too.

i put my hand underneath, nothing, so i'm waving and moving my hands like an idiot and the guy next to me does it with ease.
 
friskykillface said:
fuck those automatic paper towel dispensers too.

i put my hand underneath, nothing, so i'm waving and moving my hands like an idiot and the guy next to me does it with ease.
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Anything automatic is the worst. I hate the toilets that are automatic, as you never know when they'll go rogue on you. I hope you enjoy toilet water in your asshole.
 
My dad taught me how to deal with restrooms when I was a little kid:

0. Use the first toilet, as it is often the least one used.
1. Limit yourself to what you touch with your hands, but if you do, do not touch your face after
3. Try not to grunt when you relief yourself, it's uncomfortable for other people to have to listen to
4. Don't try to put anything on the ground unless you want some traces of piss and/or poop to stick to it
5. Put some toilet paper on the seat, JUST in case, but don't go overboard
note: if using a urinal, don't get too close to it
6. Flush the toilet. Use your foot to kick the flusher or use a piece of toilet paper
7. After washing your hands, use a paper towel to turn it off, otherwise you basically defeated the purpose of washing them in the first place
8. Use that same piece of toilet paper to open the door handle. Alternatively, use your sleeve to open it
 
Hiltz said:
My dad taught me how to deal with restrooms when I was a little kid:

0. Use the first toilet, as it is often the least one used.
1. Limit yourself to what you touch with your hands, but if you do, do not touch your face after
3. Try not to grunt when you relief yourself, it's uncomfortable for other people to have to listen to
4. Don't try to put anything on the ground unless you want some traces of piss and/or poop to stick to it
5. Put some toilet paper on the seat, JUST in case, but don't go overboard
note: if using a urinal, don't get too close to it
6. Flush the toilet. Use your foot to kick the flusher or use a piece of toilet paper
7. After washing your hands, use a paper towel to turn it off, otherwise you basically defeated the purpose of washing them in the first place
8. Use that same piece of toilet paper to open the door handle. Alternatively, use your sleeve to open it
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For some reason I haven't heard of half of those :/
 
IceDoesntHelp said:
4. Why do some people decide to shit on the walls/toilet seat/floor? I mean if you're partially drunk, I guess it makes sense, but otherwise. The fuck are you doing?
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Is it actually physically possible to do those kinds of things over a wall? The seat, yeah, I'll agree that it's possible. But how the hell does someone shit on a wall and leave those marks?
 
Roude Leiw said:
love the toilets which have these:

Dyson_Airblade_AB04-120-G_Hand_Dryer.jpg
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Our theatre had them while they were still being tested. We had to get all 17 motors replaced on those units lols.

Anyhoo, the 1 ply toilet paper is done to prevent clogging in high volume bathrooms. The tissue breaks apart extremely easily in the water.
 
Smearing shit on the walls...I see this everywhere, even at where I work, and I work at a place that has less than 80 people in it! I'd really like to know why they do this too.

My mother was a teachers' assistant for 1st-3rd grade classes, and she used to tell me stories of how kids would just take a dump in the sink. Do they do it for the personal challenge?
 
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