Support NeoGAF

[Dai101]

I never sausage a thread. And it's getting invaded by jokesters

The whole thread?

 

[besada]

Herp.

Fuck I feel retarded.

EDIT: Mods close thread I guess? ;_; lol shit

Why would we close something so beautiful?

 

[Sober]

OP, Poland invented the carwash. Do they not teach you these things in school?

 

[Dicer]

Op might wanna get some of this and rub it on the screen to get rid of this thread...

 

[Shauni]

Why is there an entry for this: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Polish+Car+Wash

Well, there's OP's answer I guess. Jesus Christ, what the fuck is this all about.

 

[Dennis]

Op might wanna get some of this and rub it on the screen to get rid of this thread...

That is horrifying.

 

[SwiftDeath]

Op might wanna get some of this and rub it on the screen to get rid of this thread...

Before Sanders asks, I can confirm this product is in fact racist

 

[SlickShoesRUCrazy]

Lol, brilliant.

 

[Myzer]

 

[eddie4]

.

 

[jb1234]

Hahaha you know his gf was laughing at him behind his back about it.

I'm really really really hoping so.

 

[SwiftDeath]

Wait so in Poland do they local your car to get it to shine just right?

 

[zychi]

People like op are allowed to vote.

What makes op like people?

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Op might wanna get some of this and rub it on the screen to get rid of this thread...

That's a really insensitive thing to post. October the 24th is the 220th anniversary of the Third Partition of Poland.

 

[Trouble]

Why would we close something so beautiful?

Bless your heart.

 

[Ecto311]

Herp.

Fuck I feel retarded.

EDIT: Mods close thread I guess? ;_; lol shit

 

[Polk]

Op might wanna get some of this and rub it on the screen to get rid of this thread...

http://i.imgur.com/uVgqhOr.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

As a Pole I expect nothing less than senate hearing about this balant racist(countrist?) product.

 

[80s Bad Guy]

20. 1 to hold the hose and 19 to spin the car.

 

[wanderingprostheyltite]

Thank you op, heartiest laugh I've had in weeks.

 

[Entropia]

Is there a Simpsons gif for this??

 

[Sober]

Op might wanna get some of this and rub it on the screen to get rid of this thread...

So basically if I was a serial killer I'd have to buy one for each ethnicity? Sounds like a ripoff to me.

 

[WesternHeretic]

I think OP just wanted a tag.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Fear not, Lionel. We aren't leaving this thread until Poland can into space.

And it was a Merry Christmas for all.

 

[dsp]

I love you, OP. Reading that was a good way to start the day.

 

[Premium Quality]

Thank you OP. Needed a good laugh to end my day.

 

[MercuryLS]

Herp.

Fuck I feel retarded.

EDIT: Mods close thread I guess? ;_; lol shit

 

[DrSlek]

Op might wanna get some of this and rub it on the screen to get rid of this thread...

I recall images from my history classes of Waffen Schutzstaffel marching across the Eastern German border, each one holding one of these jugs.

 

[SilentRacoon]

ROFL this thread just made my night a bit more pleasant, thanks for the laugh OP.

 

[WhiteRabbitEXE]

it's like a thai massage for cars

 

[cirrhosis]

were you drunk, OP? Cause this is some thread

 

[Ben Morales]

 

[Dicer]

Shine that pierogi

 

[Mindlog]

Thank you op, heartiest laugh I've had in weeks.

Can't be said enough.
Thanks OP.

 

[wanders]

Is this yahoo answers

 

[Japanmanx3]

B R U H

 

[BorkBork]

Actually rolling from laughter. Oh this has been a good day.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Why would we close something so beautiful?

 

[Ryaaan14]

This was no accident

 

[Bloomers]

It's okay OP. We all have one of those days.




lol

 

[Pryce]

OP,

Don't feel bad. You are a special snowflake.

 

[cress2000]

They do that so that we never forget Poland.

 

[Zubz]

I love when our confusing language brings us gems like these.

Shine that pierogi

I don't know why, but this is the post that got me most.

 

[Generate]

I use Dutch car wash. They use more water to car wash ratio and a dandy microfiber cloth.

 

[RedStep]

So basically if I was a serial killer I'd have to buy one for each ethnicity? Sounds like a ripoff to me.

That would be a Mass Murderer, not a Serial Killer. Don't lump us in with them.

 

[Who]

I mean it's a funny slip up but dear god some of the reactions in here makes OT seem like a boring office job where nothing funny ever happens.

http://youtu.be/JDZhPod87sw

But anyways the confusing English language is the real culprit here

 

[MiszMasz]

Thread title sounds like the setup to a joke. Someone give me a punchline please.

What makes a car wash Polish?
They take their time and do it properly, no Russian.

 

[Makai]

Thread title sounds like the setup to a joke. Someone give me a punchline please.

"Your thread is good but it needs some polish."
"Huh? My English is fine."

 

[LookAtMeGo]

My knob is polish.

 

[neorej]

What a way to start your day. Thanks OP. Thanks mods.


Glorious tidings!

 

[SJRB]

So my girlfriend and I are seeing numerous car washes around town that are apparently Polish. We thought nothing of it the first time, thinking maybe it was a family owned thing or something, but we thought it was strange to see multiple Polish car washes, so we are thinking it must be a particular way they do the wash. I've never heard of this kind of wash though and am wondering if they're better somehow from regular car washes. What makes them different? Have you ever had one done? Any noticeable difference?

I know right?