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[Lulubop]

har har

 

[DietRob]

I thought this was going to be one of those bad Polack jokes.

Instead joke is on OP. lol

 

[VanquishUK]

Herp.

Fuck I feel retarded.

EDIT: Mods close thread I guess? ;_; lol shit

Mods sticky this thread.

 

[Tudor]

Thanks to the OP for providing a well polished and thought provoking thread, however he appears to have missed the wide variety of high quality Finnish carwashes on the market.

(and thanks again GAF for making the day just a bit better)

 

[ODDI]

 

[Spinifex]

Nobody is this dumb.... right? You already had a tag, did you want a different one? I honestly can't continue if for years you actually thought Polish referred to the operators nationality.

 

[freenudemacusers]

great thread


"thank you", op

 

[Cowie]

This place is near me. I can guess which one it is, but I think it's way funnier to leave it in ambiguity.

 

[Catalix]

I thought the thread title was setting up a joke.

I guess it kinda was.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Spoiler

stole this from Monster Zero lol

 

[Atraveller]

poland is Central Europe, though

Oh hey you can talk!

 

[Scoot2005]

LMFAO

 

[thoseAREmySHOES]

I can't even find a reaction gif to sum up my feelings right now

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Kurva, OP. Kurva!

 

[ZackieChan]

Did they thank you after the car wash? Did it make you uncomfortable?

 

[Sparrowhawk]

Thread of the month.

 

[AlphaSnake]

I read this once as polish, and then again as Polish.

Reading subject I thought it would be a video of what makes a polish. And then read it again wondering if OP lives in New York City and is asking why all car washes are owned by the Polish folk? Or if he was making a joke post. So many theories in my head...

Did not imagine he was legit confused about the whole situation.

 

[Azwethinkweiz]

This is what happens when children are told there is no such thing as a stupid question.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

If this thread gets locked, I will burn this site to the ground.

Fear not, Lionel. We aren't leaving this thread until Poland can into space.

 

[lethial]

I can't be the only one surprised that you're driving. I mean....come on.

 

[Duress]

Yes, and Poland is a magical place with all car washes

 

[EvetS]

OP, maybe you need to go see the rapist.

 

[entremet]

Woah

 

[NumberTwo]

Oh, this is one for the ages. This is going in the archive isn't it? lol Oh dear god...

 

[StriKeVillain]

Lmao. Need to leave your girlfriend too for not helping you out.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

In Russia car washes you!

 

[Archer]

rekt

 

[Dai101]

This is a joke thread .........

right?



RIGHT??????????

 

[crazyprac]

This is... No way... No way... I'm going to sleep.

 

[NYCmetsfan]

Drunk thread

 

[Jason]

lolol

 

[Skilotonn]

Oh the innocence of it all too, and then the reality just hits you... too good.

Ahahaha this is great!

 

[ronito]

and you people think Trump can't win the nomination.

 

[PsychBat!]

Best thread in GAF history. We did it!

 

[Dude Abides]

I haven't heard this joke, OP. What's the punchline? Something about convertibles maybe?

 

[Smiley90]

So my girlfriend and I are seeing numerous car washes around town that are apparently Polish. We thought nothing of it the first time, thinking maybe it was a family owned thing or something, but we thought it was strange to see multiple Polish car washes, so we are thinking it must be a particular way they do the wash. I've never heard of this kind of wash though and am wondering if they're better somehow from regular car washes. What makes them different? Have you ever had one done? Any noticeable difference?

Dude it's polish, as in car polisher.

I can't stop laughing, this can't be a serious thread

 

[Timeaisis]

Those Poles sure know how to wash a car.

 

[8-Bit Sunset]

Herp.

Fuck I feel retarded.

EDIT: Mods close thread I guess? ;_; lol shit

Not yet you don't. This is comedy gold!
We need to laugh some more.

 

[Amagon]

How in the what?

 

[JDSN]

Hahaha you know his gf was laughing at him behind his back about it.

 

[Arkos]

I never sausage a thread. And it's getting invaded by jokesters

 

[Dennis]

You know you fucked up by asking the mods to close the thread, right?

Now it is never going to get closed.

 

[devilhawk]

I can't believe you forgot about Poland

 

[Dennis]

Now that we are on the subject I have never understood why you need to polish a kielbasa.

 

[Shauni]

Dude it's polish, as in car polisher.

Thank God this was the first post. I mean, really, thank God.

 

[Rainy]

I'm dead omg

 

[RedHotChimiChanga]

 

[StriKeVillain]

Hahaha you know his gf was laughing at him behind his back about it.

We can only hope. If not...

 

[Soriku]

They start playing Witcher 3 music while washing your car.

Lelelelelelelelele

 

[professor_t]