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[Shifty]

The power to perfectly balance a full mug of coffee while ascending carpeted stairs.

 

[slugbahr]

To be able to safely run with scissors.

 

[Scopa]

Invisibility.

It’s realistic because they are working on it. I’ve got my preorder down.

 

[Chairman Tickles]

I want the power to offend others with innocuous words and sentences.

-2 Genders
-2 Terms
-Border Wall
-Trump
-Russia


Oh wait.

 

[TrainedRage]

Photographic memory.

 

[slugbahr]

Invisibility.

It’s realistic because they are working on it. I’ve got my preorder down.

Godamit!

 

[Cunth]

I think you mean grounded Super powers because that thread title is a hurricane

?

 

[Christopher]

The power to heal I’d be Jesus

 

[Cunth]

The power to heal I’d be Jesus

Or a doctor

 

[haxan7]

I can take dumps so big it lands me on all the late night talk shows and Oprah invites me on as a joke guest and I woo her and end up president of the United States

 

[Christopher]

Or a doctor

I’d do it for free

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Outrageous sex appeal

 

[#Phonepunk#]

Michael Jordan had a vertical jump of 48", which is 4 feet in the air. i would love to be able to do that, jump 4 feet in the air

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

The ability to freeze time when I'm gaming so I can play absolutely anything I want and not worry about the time it takes.

I wouldn't do that for every game I play, as sometimes time needs to pass, but on occasion it would be nice to be able to play a lot of catch up that way.

Other than that, good old X-ray vision.

Being able to fall asleep instantly and get 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

Or at least be able to fall asleep instantly would be amazing.

Freeze time for everyone except myself. Mostly so I can take longer naps at work without getting fired.

Ever seen the 2006 movie Cashback? If I could freeze time like that it'd be something like that movie.

 

[Cunth]

Ive seen some Japanese movies where they freeze time

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

Ive seen some Japanese movies where they freeze time

I have too!

Very interesting, those movies.

 

[Von Hugh]

A robust and healthy vascular and circulatory system. For running marathons.

Oh who am I kidding, I just want super erections.

Related to this, I just want supernatural levels of testosterone in my body. And that is even achievable.

 

[hariseldon]

The ability to punch people in the face over the internet.

 

[Chairman Tickles]

The ability to punch people in the face over the internet.

 

[Nelsin]

Long attention span