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What will Microsoft call Project Scorpio at retail?

What should Microsoft call the Scorpio?


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I suggest they name it after their two biggest consumer products.

All hail the Windows X-box, presented by Minecraft

Or WXM for short.
 
Yes there was an Xbox One Elite already but they don't sell it anymore, and I'm guessing there aren't a ton of them out there.

That being said. It won't be called Xbox one elite.

It will be Xbox 4k
 
It's called the 'why do I have to buy you a new Xbox I already bought you an Xbox last year, this is why I hate video games they're so expensive why won't you just go outside and play sports like I dreamed you would when you were born!?'
WDIHTBYANXIABYAXLYTIWIHVGTSEWWYJGOAPSLIDYWWYWB for short. Or Whixtybannasewgoapswyb.
 
Xbox 4k.

Cause then the next iteration will keep up with the PlayStation numbers.
Eg.
Xbox one/ps4
Xbox one s/ps4 Pro
Xbox 4k/ps4 Pro
Xbox 5/ps5
 
The Xbox

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