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[Manu]

Probably the one where I drew a parallelism between the Resident Evil series and Metallica's carreer.

 

[Az]

My Jean Claude Van damme thread by far.

No way anything about JCVD can be bad.

 

[ZackieChan]

I made a thread on the 1up forums asking whether or not John Davidson's kids would have had a British accent. Everyone came in and told me how creepy it was. I have no idea why I even cared enough to make a thread about it. It's probably the single weirdest thing I've ever done.

 

[Watch Da Birdie]

Dick sucking thread.

 

[Mighty Chin]

One where I had zero replies, and just faded into obscurity.

Yup

 

[Secret Fawful]

Lol, did she end up making an account?

Yeah, but she doesn't really use it much. She just lurks for ten minutes and gets bored. lol

 

[theusedversion]

"What would happen if you nuked Jupiter?"

 

[Machine]

I've still never made a thread. The first one will instantly qualify as the dumbest.

 

[Ray Wonder]

I've still never made a thread. The first one will instantly qualify as the dumbest.

I triple dog dare you to make one.

 

[BPoole]

I've still never made a thread. The first one will instantly qualify as the dumbest.

And the smartest

 

[Shadow Broker]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=924769

I needed to vent and ended up with that mess. It turned me off to Gaf.

 

[DietRob]

Oh this is easy. I was so ashamed that I got fooled by a fake news site. Ugh... the shame is still with me even years later.

Jesus really wanted a big mac.

 

[daveo42]

I've still never made a thread. The first one will instantly qualify as the dumbest.

Make one asking people why they've never made a thread on GAF.

Oh this is easy. I was so ashamed that I got fooled by a fake news site. Ugh... the shame is still with me even years later.

Jesus really wanted a big mac.

I remember the day Big Butter Jesus burned to the ground. It was amazing.

 

[Disgraced]

All of 'em.

 

[Gnome Scat]

The only one I made got shot down.

 

[AlexMogil]

Ambien is neat.

 

[studyguy]

I posted a thread with the title "G/A/F" and it was in Albania.

 

[SliceSabre]

I am the picture of perfection. Gaze upon my spotless record and weep.

 

[Az]

Ambien is neat.

Don't think OP asked for GOAT threads.

 

[Timeaisis]

This right here

The game was already fully installed anyway, I was just dumb. At least GAF had fun.

I remember this thread. Didn't realize that was you. Had a great laugh.

 

[esms]

I've still never made a thread. The first one will instantly qualify as the dumbest.

Smart. I've committed to never making a thread because I know I'll fuck it up. I don't have too many original thoughts anyways.

 

[entremet]

Probably a lot. I can't remember.

 

[DietRob]

I remember the day Big Butter Jesus burned to the ground. It was amazing.

Yea, it was pretty funny. The joke article was timed perfectly. I shouldn't have let it fool me but it seemed just plausible enough.

I'm just thankful the mods showed mercy on me and I didn't get Jr'd.

 

[Kyne]

I made one saying that Firefly was being revived via Netflix.

Not sure how I'm still here.

 

[clem84]

I make dumb threads all the time. I always feel like an idiot afterwards. Then I tell myself, "think harder next time". Maybe I'm just getting old.

 

[leakey]

The only one I've ever made.

Games with great shopping music

Wasn't that bad, really. Everybody stayed on topic as it quietly and quickly fell off.

 

[mxgt]

I insulted Bill Paxton

 

[Blargonaut]

Be more meta than the poster above you.


RUNNER-UPS

• Could an alpha male or female fist-fight an elephant and win by KO?
• Try and sex up the poster above you.
• Swag

 

[WorldStar]

I don't make dumb threads

 

[Doctor Decimate]

I made one asking for some advice about recording a podcast and it died with zero replies

 

[AlexMogil]

Don't think OP asked for GOAT threads.

It can be both.

 

[GhaleonEB]

I don't make many, if any threads these days, but there was a period of time quite a few years back when I was post-surgery, doped up on massive pain killers, and high as a kite for a couple weeks. I'm pretty sure I surfed GAF. I'm almost sure I made threads. Probably absolutely idiotic/incoherent ones. I don't remember what they might contain but I've been afraid to go back and look ever since.

 

[I'm new be nice]

I'd say this one: Do you think flushing bugs down the toilet kills them?

 

[LakeEarth]

This one was based on my dumbness. Basically I streamed from a shady site on a work computer, and ended up getting a fake "FBI locked your computer" malware.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=394126&highlight=

Happy ending though, that thread did save my ass and I was able to recover the computer to working condition.

 

[Spiritreaver]

I dunno about dumbest. I don't make many threads, and a large chunk of them were sales threads during the DS/PSP days. I have a few discussion threads, but nothing cringe worthy.

However my very first thread has zero replies. Z E R O.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8414&highlight=

I feel like I belong in a sad and shameful club of GAF losers.

 

[PsychBat!]

Dumbest? It's a tie between making a thread in gaming side and a coca cola thread.

 

[ZackieChan]

Be more meta than the poster above you.


RUNNER-UPS

• Could an alpha male or female fist-fight an elephant and win by KO?
• Try and sex up the poster above you.
• Swag

I enjoyed the "Be More Meta" thread.

 

[Palpable]

All of them.

 

[samn]

My sister thread. (We're friends again now)

 

[Lucian Cat]

I've only made one thread. Still cringe when I think about how stupid I was to believe him

 

[Princess Viola]

none of my threads are dumb

although i guess the one thread i had that got locked after like 25 posts was kind of dumb in hindsight

 

[TxdoHawk]

Early on in my account life, I had a real unclassy thread about my negative feelings on what kind of tax breaks couples with children get versus single people. It basically turned into 100+ replies of people taking a dump on my questionable opinions, which I maybe kind of

Spoiler

definitely

deserved.

 

[Rest]

This one. If anyone has any insight though, please reply.

 

[TxdoHawk]

This one. If anyone has any insight though, please reply.

I bet it was one of their panini sandwich thingies. Starbucks sandwiches are vile things, like bad enough that a sandwich could probably give off the same vague olfactory scent as a Hot Pocket.

 

[Log4Girlz]

My Jean Claude Van damme thread by far.

RIP

 

[Bearthgar]

None. I've had a lot of dumb thoughts though

 

[Ecotic]

Using only Goku and Vegeta, it is possible to effectively revive the Saiyan species

Make no mistake though, the thread was only one standard deviation away from what I was expecting and the fun was cut short only by the mods. I'm still raw about that one, because I could've easily been talking about in-vitro fertilization (I wasn't, but I could have been), and you put aside incestual squeamishness when it comes to saving a species.

 

[Booshka]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=916693

I don't even do this that often, like if ever. I did it a couple times, didn't hate it, then drunkenly decided to make a thread about it.

Calcium Crunch still decent though.

 

[AlexMeloche]

Can we talk about Guy Fieri's new look?

I was fooled by a photoshopped pic.

 

[Blargonaut]

I enjoyed the "Be More Meta" thread.

FINALLY someone appreciates my work

You, sir/madame, must be a connoisseur