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What's the Thirstiest you've ever Been?

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LionPride

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By thirsty I mean

1. Too eager to get something (especially play)
2. Desperate

I don't want any smart ass answers, I want honesty from the men and women of Gaf

For me, I'm always thirsty, part of being a high schooler who is never in a actual relationship I guess.
 
The day at school before running to the store and getting a PSP

fuck, i was thirsty as fuck for this

the handheld revolution was right there
 
One of my friends has a pretty fine body. We hooked up one night and she was pretty much amazing in bed. Me ever since

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Just go read my Dating Gaf posts lol. I ended up drinking(?) though. Or whatever you call satisfying that thirst. I don't like the word thirst.
 
When I drank tap water because it was 37c with 100% humidity.

Have had the runs since...shit 6 times yesterday.

After breaking up with my ex I was quite thirsty, banged like 25 women in 2014-2015
:/
 
I was so thirsty for Oblivion I dropped a date I'd been looking forward to with months with a girl I was in love with.

No ragretz.
 
Was dating a gorgeous American foreign exchange student for a few months, but she was fairly conservative (comparatively, anyway) and didn't believe in sex before you initiated an actual relationship. We'd make out and sleep in the same bed and she'd get down to nothing but her panties to sleep and cuddle up next to me. The sex was great when it eventually happened, but jesus christ those nights when I had this amazing body next to me that I could look at and touch but couldn't go all the way with just about killed me.
 
For Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Called off work for three days, skipped college classes and waited in line for 4 hours for midnight release in cold weather.

I didn't regret that in the fucking least.
 
Super Smash Brothers Brawl.

We spent the entire day playing Melee with the Brawl OST running in the background, then went as a group to the midnight release. We followed up by piling into the car and driving back to a 2 TV setup living room and played until early in the AM.

What a fucking disappointment that came out to be. I'm glad Smash Wii U actually lived up to the hype.

Ever since I got on GAF it's hard to get hyped for stuff. People here basically have a way to ruin everything. I try to stay out of threads that involve games that I'm looking forward to.
 
When I was about to get my PS2 at EB Games at the mall. There was some dumbass stipulation that I had to buy a game from a list they made for them to sell it to me. I guess there was a shortage or something. Lucky for me Tekken Tag was on there. Shit was cool.

And yeah, those few days before getting laid for the first time.
 
Waiting for Frank Oceans new album to drop. To help visualize, I'm basically the little girl from Grave of the Fireflies.
 
Probably for Twilight Princess and the Wii when they released. I got up at the crack of dawn to wait outside the shop, only to find out that they and all the other shops in town had sold out of Wii units :( I got the Gamecube version of TP as soon as I possibly could, and that actually ended up being the one I enjoyed more anyway.
 
I'm 23, no girlfriend in 11 months, and I turned down a girl asking to be fuckbuddies. I ain't even thirsty. I crave everything about a relationship except sex. As odd as it sounds.
 
My wife broke her back about four years ago. I had to do her work, so was working 12+ hour days, and also taking care of all the chores at home.

It was about a month before I could even get a handy.
 
I am more thirsty now than I have ever been in my life (34 next week). I blame a certain woman for this though.

Longest I've been without is nearly four years. Never again!
 
That's an exorbitant amount of time. ;_ ;

How's life in the monastery?


I've got that beat, but I don't go after it, either.

Damn... been 6 months for me and I'm seriously feeling it :<

The problem is I'm not thirsty enough to lower my standards which are a bit unrealistic anyways :P

Damn son, my condolences.


Eh, if I hang on another couple of years I can just get a VR helmet and a vacuum hosed onto my genitals. Real people are too loud and smelly anyway.
 
Haven't had sex with my girlfriend in 1 1/2 years cause she hates her own body.

I'm basically thirsty all the time.
 
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