• Hey Guest. Check out your NeoGAF Wrapped 2025 results here!

What's the Thirstiest you've ever Been?

Status
Not open for further replies.
MrToughPants said:
I had no jerk off material within reach when I was younger, I wasn't jerking off to Oprah again.The weather lady on The Weather Network wasn't on yet either. The Sears catalogue was out of reach and porn stash was downstairs in my room. Since I was doing school work in the entertainment room I had pencil and paper. So...I drew some quick sketch outline of a naked woman with big tits and a bush and jerked off to it. I rolled the paper in a ball and forgot to throw it away, it must have fell under a piece of furniture...My mom finds the paper on the floor while cleaning one day and asks "what is this mrtoughpants?" in front of the rest of the family... they all had a good laugh.

Was beyond embarrassed.
Click to expand...

...did you go to art school?

If so, I think you may be a recurring character on "The Comedy Button".
 
kavanf1 said:
Nah, I was sitting at the back.

Teenage me was a horny fucker. I probably got reminded of the Victoria's Secret catalogue or whatever the current masturbation fodder was (this was pre-internet), and couldn't resist.

Hormones, I suppose.
Click to expand...
Nigga wait till you got home, damn. Don't wanna be that dude who got caught jerkin off
 
Oh yeah, yeah, I am thirsty now.
As a last year HS student, who figures out that everyone is having fun doing sex stuff.
My thirst is not related to that though.

The thing is, as everyone surrounding me is doing that stuff, and they are pretty open about it, no one, there is not even one that actually wants to have an actual date or something like that. I dont want anything serious m8!, Talking to people and getting to know any crush, is important for me, but that didnt happen for a while and wont happen anymore.

Edit: deleted sth too embarrasing
 
24, still a virgin, no girlfriend yet so yeah super thirsty.

I used to want a serious relationship but over the years, the desire just faded and all I want now is to get laid.

Doesn't help that a good friend of mine just got laid and still hung up about it.
 
darkace said:
Was dating a gorgeous American foreign exchange student for a few months, but she was fairly conservative (comparatively, anyway) and didn't believe in sex before you initiated an actual relationship. We'd make out and sleep in the same bed and she'd get down to nothing but her panties to sleep and cuddle up next to me. The sex was great when it eventually happened, but jesus christ those nights when I had this amazing body next to me that I could look at and touch but couldn't go all the way with just about killed me.
Click to expand...

pretty much this. freshman year of college. wasn't as worth it though!

also when i go running. water is nice.


i dunno.

inked_illusion said:
24, still a virgin, no girlfriend yet so yeah super thirsty.

I used to want a serious relationship but over the years, the desire just faded and all I want now is to get laid.

Doesn't help that a good friend of mine just got laid and still hung up about it.
Click to expand...

use tinder
 
I haven't had sex since Tuesday night and the girl I'm seeing is traveling for the next 2 weeks :(

I'm already thirsty af.
 
Peltz said:
I haven't had sex since Tuesday night and the girl I'm seeing is traveling for the next 2 weeks :(

I'm already thirsty af.
Click to expand...

2 whole days wow oh man your balls must be bluer than a smurf's ass.
 
Right after I got divorced I went out and did a week of double doubles nearly every night. Had to get that shit out of my system. Then I had a dry spell of several months before I started casually dating again.
 
Every day of the last 5 months since my girlfriend doesn't communicate well emotionally and isn't a very physical person.
 
ThisGuy said:
Seeing my girls mom in a bikini, then a month later walking in on her topless.

The thirst is still real.
Click to expand...

mass-effect-shepard-head-spinning-360-13770416003.gif
 
besada said:
1989. Austin. Her name was Amy. She had a mohawk and a spider tattoed on the side of her head. She had a dragon tattoo that wrapped around her torso, which she showed me the first time we met at a party. I was in town to see friends, do drugs, and have fun. I met her the first night in town and spent the rest of the weekend trying to get around the fact that she had a boyfriend. We did acid and watched the Batman movie (with Adam West) at the Dobie, but I could never close the deal. I'm still thirsty nearly thirty years later.
Click to expand...

man it's too bad you weren't a gaf mod back then or you would've been drowning in it imo
 
Klyka said:
Haven't had sex with my girlfriend in 1 1/2 years cause she hates her own body.

I'm basically thirsty all the time.
Click to expand...

GF? Sounds like a Roommate. WTF?

KiteBlues said:
Was a virgin up until senior yr HS and very confused about who and what I was attracted to, just wanted to stick it in anything at this point (sexed up a melon). Considering looking for a lil somethin' somethin' on Craigslist at that point because the melons were not satisfying my appetite. For some reason I did not want to be a virgin my first year of college. So I had sex with my previous HS teacher and her husband though.
Click to expand...

4.gif


I'm engaged, been with my woman for 10 years, love her to death and we have sex regularly.
I'm thirstier now than I've ever been in my life.
When you've been eating the same meal for 10 years, even if it's your favorite, you just want to try.. ANY OTHER FUCKING MEAL. JUST A TASTE!

=p
 
Must've been about 10 years ago, a girl on the same bus I was on. To this day it's been the only time a woman's beauty has ever taken my breath. I literally did a double take, she was stunning.

Long raven black hair, the most amazing sky blue eyes and the cutest smile... never been anyone like her since.

What I'd give to go back.
 
MrToughPants said:
I had no jerk off material within reach when I was younger, I wasn't jerking off to Oprah again.The weather lady on The Weather Network wasn't on yet either. The Sears catalogue was out of reach and porn stash was downstairs in my room. Since I was doing school work in the entertainment room I had pencil and paper. So...I drew some quick sketch outline of a naked woman with big tits and a bush and jerked off to it. I rolled the paper in a ball and forgot to throw it away, it must have fell under a piece of furniture...My mom finds the paper on the floor while cleaning one day and asks "what is this mrtoughpants?" in front of the rest of the family... they all had a good laugh.

Was beyond embarrassed.
Click to expand...

The bit that made me burst out laughing is if she actually called you by your GAF name
 
Girl in high school pretended to be a vampire so I created a fantasy race be with her.

Didn't work, but it doesn't matter, because she's still a pretty good friend of mine although we don't much see each other, anymore. I think that's worth much more.
 
Me and my friends had just defeated? this cosmological horror deep in the depths under our fucked up town, on our way back up we got lost in the sewers because our connection with the turtle was fading, even Eddie couldn't find the right way out and he was like the navigator savant among us. Suddenly it came to me and I had all six of them have sex with me one after the other, it was insane. Fuck I couldn't stop. Ben in particular was just insane, dude was huge. After that our metaphysical circle was restored and we were able to find our way out.
 
Is this another thread where we're suppose to brag about how much sex we're getting and how hot they were bro and WHEW and also I lasted a long time and she was like whoa
 
inked_illusion said:
24, still a virgin, no girlfriend yet so yeah super thirsty.

I used to want a serious relationship but over the years, the desire just faded and all I want now is to get laid.

Doesn't help that a good friend of mine just got laid and still hung up about it.
Click to expand...

I was about to post this exact same thing. You are not alone, fellow dehydrated husk.
 
You go long enough without getting any and "thirstiness" just becomes the background radiation of your life.

All jokes aside, it really is like that Hulk meme; you're always thirsty, you just put it out of your mind for most of the time.
 
Not said:
Is this another thread where we're suppose to brag about how much sex we're getting and how hot they were bro and WHEW and also I lasted a long time and she was like whoa
Click to expand...

I thought this thread was supposed to be the exact opposite of that?
 
Gozer the Gozerian said:
Me and my friends had just defeated? this cosmological horror deep in the depths under our fucked up town, on our way back up we got lost in the sewers because our connection with the turtle was fading, even Eddie couldn't find the right way out and he was like the navigator savant among us. Suddenly it came to me and I had all six of them have sex with me one after the other, it was insane. Fuck I couldn't stop. Ben in particular was just insane, dude was huge. After that our metaphysical circle was restored and we were able to find our way out.
Click to expand...

I feel like your thirst was so strong if they were to adapt it into say, a movie, they'd probs skip over it.
 
I was a horny teenager that masturbated at every opportunity. My crowning achievement was one day I was getting my haircut at my local barber, and I was with my mom and maybe my brother. I was all done getting my hair cut, but my mom still needed her's done, and this barber took FOREVER. However, my horniness had reached maximum overdrive, so I let my mom know that I was going to be in the van. I told her that I was going to be taking a nap or something. Once I got in, it was just me, my hand, and my imagination.

TLDR: I masturbated at the barber's in my mom's van with traffic going on in the background.
 
LionPride said:
Some people escape the non existent "friend zone"

The friend zone isn't a thing yall. She just ain't into you
Click to expand...
Is that not by definition what the concept of the "friend zone" is?

I know it isn't a thing as well, just saying it's defined as the same damn thing. This is just semantics though.
 
Did no fap for the first 3 months of school and by the end of it I was looking like SpongeBob from that episode with Sandy.
Actually was an insane drive to find girls.
 
Well boys and girls I've been chatting to the dirtiest woman I've ever known for the past week. We are both down to fuck but August is so busy for both of us we've got to wait until the first weekend in September. Needless to say the blue balls are strong with this one.

Fury451 said:
Damn. Genuinely sorry to hear that.
Click to expand...

It's cool bud. I am actually enjoying the single life. Shit is starting to get interesting!

Teren_Kanan said:
I'm engaged, been with my woman for 10 years, love her to death and we have sex regularly.
I'm thirstier now than I've ever been in my life.
When you've been eating the same meal for 10 years, even if it's your favorite, you just want to try.. ANY OTHER FUCKING MEAL. JUST A TASTE!

=p
Click to expand...

I hope she doesn't know your GAF account haha.
 
Teren_Kanan said:
I'm engaged, been with my woman for 10 years, love her to death and we have sex regularly.
I'm thirstier now than I've ever been in my life.
When you've been eating the same meal for 10 years, even if it's your favorite, you just want to try.. ANY OTHER FUCKING MEAL. JUST A TASTE!

=p
Click to expand...

Maybe marriage isn't for you?
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Similar threads

Frequent Fliers, what's the most annoying thing someone has done on a plane you've flown on?
2
65
683
clarky replied
The worst commercials you've ever seen.
2
84
3K
Beretta replied
What is the weirdest/creepiest thing you've seen while you had sleep paralysis?
2
63
1K
IntentionalPun replied
What has been the worst year of your adult life?
47
908
Baemono replied
What's the funniest scene ever?
2 3
101
3K
Dr.Morris79 replied
Top Bottom