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When it comes to women, how selective are you?

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Also their pussies better glow in the dark after I get done dipping sour koolaid down that shit or else we're breaking up on the spot, real talk.

That pussy better glow like Aretha Franklin in a KFC on Thursdays.
 
I've realized that as I've grown older, my standards aren't as high as they used to be. What's important is that a woman be smart and can converse with me in a coherent manner. Of course I would still have to be physically attracted to her, but I'll bump the looks down a bit for an intelligent woman.

I remember I met this really hot girl at my friend's place years ago, but when she opened her mouth, GUD LAAAAAAAAWD I wanted to drink a bottle of scotch and blow my freaking brains out.
 
spindashing said:
That pussy better glow like Aretha Franklin in a KFC on Thursdays.
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Mickey Avalon said:
I spent the first 20 years of my life with no standards and I was damn proud of it. That is til the day I hooked up with a 240 lb girls rugby player. Haven't touched anything under a 7 since
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What was it like? I'm curious.
 
I (rightly or wrongly) have very high standards.

The 'downside' to that, is that I have only been with a handful of women in my time.
 
lightless_shado said:
Now tell me about her personality. Also are tits and ass optional?
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quiet, with a depressed glare.
tom-boy chic. non-oversexed attitude.
dead-pan humor. in a boring way.
latina-type. south american chill chick.
smart.

likes wearing baggy skirts over pants.
likes army boots.
likes long till feet skirts.
likes polos
likes headbands
likes sleeveless shirts
hates jewelry
 
Vox-Pop said:
quiet, with a depressed glare.
tom-boy chic. non-oversexed attitude.
dead-pan humor. in a boring way.
latina-type. south american chill chick.
smart.

likes wearing baggy skirts over pants.
likes army boots.
likes long till feet skirts.
likes polos
likes headbands
likes sleeveless shirts
hates jewelry
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Are you serious? I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or something...

I don't think that your dream girl = standards.

I'd bang a girl who is much less desirable than my dream girl...
 
Dipindots said:
Are you serious? I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or something...

I don't think that your dream girl = standards.

I'd bang a girl who is much less desirable than my dream girl...
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isn't the dream girl the one you select?

i wouldn't date or have sex with just anyone.
 
PoliceCop said:
What was it like? I'm curious.
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Well I was absolutely shit faced at the time but unfortunately remember the whole ordeal quite vividly. I went upstairs to go to sleep and she was in my bed wearing one of my shirts that she somehow managed to stretch around her enormous body. I laid down and said I'm going to sleep, praying that I would actually do so but curiosity got the best of me and when she started slobbering all over the back of my neck I rolled over, closed my eyes, and just went with it. She tossed me around like a rag doll while we made out and when I went up her shirt the only way I was able to discern breast from fat roll was by discovering her nipple piercings. She's on top of me and within a few minutes goes under the covers to give me a bj. Luckily my dick remained limp for the 10 or so minutes she was down there and after coming to my senses, I managed to push her off of me and get my pants back on. I go down stairs, walk outside, smoke a few cigarettes, and contemplate jumping in front of a moving truck before going back inside and passing out on my living room couch. I find out later that week that she had been going down on the captain of the girls rugby team about an hour before this whole ordeal happened and has slept with 100+ people. Thank god for whiskey dick
 
I'm probably more selective than I should, but at the same time there's a certain level of woman that I like and would prefer.
 
Mickey Avalon said:
Well I was absolutely shit faced at the time but unfortunately remember the whole ordeal quite vividly. I went upstairs to go to sleep and she was in my bed wearing one of my shirts that she somehow managed to stretch around her enormous body. I laid down and said I'm going to sleep, praying that I would actually do so but curiosity got the best of me and when she started slobbering all over the back of my neck I rolled over, closed my eyes, and just went with it. She tossed me around like a rag doll while we made out and I when I went up her shirt the only way I was able to discern breast from fat roll was by discovering her nipple piercings. She's on top of me and within a few minutes goes under the covers to give me a bj. Luckily my dick remained limp for the 10 or so minutes she was down there and after coming to my senses, I managed to push her off of me and get my pants back on. I go down stairs, walk outside, smoke a few cigarettes, and contemplate jumping in front of a moving truck before going back inside and passing out on my living room couch. I find out later that week that she had been going down on the captain of the girls rugby team about an hour before this whole ordeal happened and has slept with 100+ people. Thank god for whiskey dick
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Fucking hilarious lol
 
I'd like to say if she's cute, has a decent to good body, and has to have a good personality I'm good to go. In theory yes.

Its almost womanly, but I can't take a girl who doesn't know how to joke some. Then again, I almost get a Seinfeld thing going, "She has man hands!". Even when something starts to happen, we make out some, I get half a handy, suddenly I'm likely to concentrate on the thing that annoys me most. Like I want to know its in stock, but then I'm deciding if I actually want to buy. I don't think I'm that picky either, they're usually spot on observations you can only get by hanging out w them. Like, "she's suicidal!" or "she makes me explain every joke to her, that me and my friends make at a table- and doesn't even give BJs w/o a condom or the trouble.."

Yeah, I suppose I'm selective.
 
spindashing said:
Also their pussies better glow in the dark after I get done dipping sour koolaid down that shit or else we're breaking up on the spot, real talk.

That pussy better glow like Aretha Franklin in a KFC on Thursdays.
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A tour-de-force post!
 
Ridiculously selective. But that's because unlike most guys, I'd never get with a girl just for sex. I'm only in it if I see a long term potential.

I've turned down or friendzoned numerous really beautiful girls in the past that I know GAF would tell me I was insane for doing so, but alas, I don't care. Marriage material potential or not interested for me.

And with respect to specifics, looks, personality, religious merit, moral standing, minimal sluttiness, drive, ambition, sometimes I think I'm too bloody picky.
 
I'm in a long term relationship so it doesn't really matter but I'm quite selective. When looking long term it mostly comes down to values though.
 
My standards are very high right now. I've spent some time with a couple of girls that made me realize it's better to be alone and horny than in bad company.
 
SciencePilot said:
Hate to kind of go off-topic here, but does this really have to do with acne? I shower every day and generally consider myself a pretty hygienic person.
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It wasn't an attack on how thorough you clean your body. Was a joke about how acne can be easily managed. ugh

I will open my door to any women 100-200 pounds currently.
 
I used to think I had a thing for blondes. Then for redheads. Then Hispanic girls. Now I've basically realized the only thing all the women I've pursued is they're all shorter than me, and usually pretty tiny in the 5'0" to 5'2" range. I've gone as high as 5'4" but yeah. Tiny is the only physical feature I'm selective on.

Personality wise, she better have a damn good sense of humor. I also stay away from party chicks since I don't party a lot myself and that would probably cause a divide down the line. Otherwise, good to go.
 
Ribbon said:
It wasn't an attack on how thorough you clean your body. Was a joke about how acne can be easily managed. ugh

I will open my door to any women 100-200 pounds currently.
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Sorry. I guess I'm too sensitive about my acne, since it frustrates me so much. But this is another topic. When I'm a full member I'll go make a thread about it.

Anyway, I guess I better answer the question of this thread. I would typically consider myself very selective. I guess that's because I'm not really looking for sex; I'm more interested in the a long-term relationship. Gotta have someone nice for that.
 
I have very low standards, that is I'd go out with pretty much anyone who expressed an interest, but unfortunately for me all the women I meet have very high standards and are never interested.
 
I'm still a virgin, but the sad part is that I'm about as selective when it comes to women as a drunk guy is when it comes to selecting the best spot to piss.
 
It's kind of hard to explain standards to people without having examples. What I consider a 7 could be another person's 8 or 9. What I consider intelligent could be seen as simple pretention to someone else. It's hard to say what I go for when none of gaf knows the same people as me. I can say, though, that my standards are much higher than most other guys I know.
 
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