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Who are the biggest douchebags alive right now?

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Gene Simmons.

Yeah, I think he's the definition of a douche bag: obnoxious, and arrogant.

I'd also say Sean Hannity, and Sarah Palin.
 
By her own definition, she raped him

Oh, and there's this part too. By her own very definition. I'm not sure if Zoe Quinn really believes all the things she says, or if she's just a sociopath. It's really odd that she posted a rant about being a victim of patriarchal society, without realizing that she is exactly the kind of vile "bitch-hypocrite" imaginary caricature you often hear about on MRA forums.
 
what makes kanye a douchebag? serious question.
I think it's his whole "I am Andy Warhol, I am Shakespeare" type outbursts that people define him by. I really think he's just playing the game but co-opting classier artists than the competition, I can respect that.
 
Sean Hannity - It is just raw anti-intellectualism, theocracy, blind-faith ideology, and barely disguised racism.

Eccelstone - F1 is corrupt.

Seth Blatter - FIFA is even more corrupt.

Scalia - Theocratic Justice

Ted Cruz - What a douche. The Pillsbury doughboy of demagoguery.

Louie Gohmert - How stupid can you be and still get elected?

James Inhofe - Corrupt and stupid . . . what a combo.




I can't take Kayne, Bieber, and other celebs as douchebags because they are just clowns that can be ignored and don't really affect anyone else.
 
For anyone familiar with the AM radio scene, Michael Berry is a racist twat.

Ooh Mark Levin (hope I spelled that wrong) he's pretty insane on the AM scene. Haven't heard him in a while, I think he qualifies.

From sports Lane Kiffin is up there, might be tops for me. He might straddle the line into straight up asshole or dickhead though.
 
You want to find a douchebag? Find a policeman, it doesn't matter which one.

I just found a douchebag.

You.

I have a friend that I've known since I was a child who is a police officer. He's an ordinary guy like you and me, he works a boring beat, and mainly deals with hauling in drunks and wife beaters.

Guns are standard issue, and I don't think he's drawn his even once. (Simply drawing your gun ends up with stacks of paperwork.)
 
Not the worst person in the world, but I think Mark Wahlberg is a dbag.

An actual pick for top douchebag would probably be someone like Glenn Beck or Sean Hannity. Celebrity-wise, maybe Chris Brown.

Honorable mention to the Koch brothers.
 
You know, there's actual terrible people outside of celebrities.

This guy for example:

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He ain't simply a douchebag. He's a dictator and a murderer, breh

Donald Trump is a giant douchebag who is, sadly, still breathing. He's like a child with billions of dollars who seeks attention because no one actually likes him.
 
C'mon GAF.

Dick "super villain" Cheney.

I nick name him that because... well... JUST LOOK AT HIM.
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He's like the goddam Penguin from the Batman comics or something.

War mongering war profiteer. Countless died so he could line his pockets with money. As VP, he pulled all the strings and made a President dance to his tune and lead the manipulation of this nation's fear after a traumatic event. He shot his own friend in the face... and his friend apologized to him. LITERALLY.
 
Owners of organizations that conspire with our government against the American people, this creating a form of fascism. You know, like Southern Bell did in the past.
 
Obama- the mans intelligent and a good leader, but remains extremely passive and reactionary to a constant stream of issues and events.
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Not arguing with your motives or whatever but.
How can you be passive and reactionary and the same time?
Being passive means you sit still and fail to act.
Reactionary means any little impuls causes you act.
 
I remember when Cheney was in a wheelchair so he wouldn't have to stand during Obama's inauguration. I'm sure it was necessary though due to that strained back from moving boxes.
 
Not arguing with your motives or whatever but.
How can you be passive and reactionary and the same time?
Being passive means you sit still and fail to act.
Reactionary means any little impuls causes you act.
According to some Obama has been both the most useless president and the greatest threat to democracy. How he does both I have no idea.
 
Not arguing with your motives or whatever but.
How can you be passive and reactionary and the same time?
Being passive means you sit still and fail to act.
Reactionary means any little impuls causes you act.

passive on most major issues and hasn't stepped up on certain pre-election issues he said he would. he refueses to actively challenge the extreme right-wing in this country, instead ignores them along with much of the upper echelon of the Democrats, fyi they aren't going away just because you ignore them and aren't going to become any less disruptive. and he's reactionary to anything that gains big news traction but is either a long-term issue or fly-by-night issue, he often makes knee-jerk reactions which are eye rolling.
 
I actually think Richard Dawkins is the oposite of a douche. Quite inspirational and cool guy. I agree with Kanye though.

I used to somewhat respect Richard Dawkins, but over the last few months, he's revealing himself as #1Kingdouche
It's like he's gotten bored and was running out of people to antagonize so he started tweeting all kinds of idiotic crap.
Or maybe he's just senile now. If so, I'll give him a pass.
 
Gina Rineheart, without a doubt.

Billionaire heiress that has used her wealth and influence to attack the work, pay and living conditions of the worst off in Australian society.
When a trust fund set by her father for his grand-children was due to vest she re-named herself the sole trustee, and moved the vest date 55 years into the future, leading to a court battle with 3 of her 4 children.
She personally led the charge against a tax that was set to come in and siphon super-profits from the mining companies to the Australian people.
To top it off she's a hard-right market-force libertarian (that attempted to purchase the only non-Murdoch paper in Australia to spew her bullshit) that made her wealth through an inheritance of mining grants that me and 9 randomly selected heroin addicts could have made billions off of.

She is a truly rotten human being.
 
Jenny McCarthy is the queen of the douches.

She had a good career posing nude and making stupid faces. Which I guess qualified her to speak on the danger of vaccinations. Oh, and she "cured" her child of autism, which I imagine means she tortured her son to sell a few more copies of her crappy ghost-written books.
 
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