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[funkystudent]

I like looking at youtube comments, seeing the first comment that is something nice, then the last comment in the replys to that comment chain after the conversation got SUPER DARK.

Its always...

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gunsrcool42 says - well actually Hitlers master plan wasnt that bad, he just executed it wrong.

 

[III-V]

that follow-up dedication

 

[LeonSPBR]

YouTube, easily.

Not even remotely a contest

One and done.

 

[Windam]

Porn site comments are the best.

"Give her the dick."
- Rene Descartes

 

[SgtCobra]

Porn sites have the best comment sections, no stupid political/religious arguments and everyone is there for the same thing.

 

[megatronium]

Yahoo comments are TERRIBLE!

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

porn comments are at least 50% of the time just "name?", so by numbers alone, they are less racist, less homophobic, less hateful.

 

[Warm Machine]

You can find the most unfortunate people having sex on camera and someone will post something positive about it. "Lucky guy" or "wish I was there"

If you want to find value in yourself as a human being or question your level of sexual attraction, find comfort in these comments.

 

[Future]

YouTube comments are never helpful and probably make you dumber

Porn comments - humor and insight that helps me be a better man

 

[L Thammy]

Hentai sites.

 

[AcademicSaucer]

Porn comments are the best comments.









http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/

Edit: beaten raw

I'm dying here

 

[Staf]

If you say Youtube you haven't been to enough porn sites.

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

Besides you have to go out of your way or really be into it to end up leaving a comment on a porn site. So the curation process is inherent; while on youtube a million people shout at the same time.

 

[Linkyn]

Lol, it's not even close. Porn site comments are a great source of entertainment / genuine comedy.

 

[hohoXD123]

Youtube comments make you lose faith in humanity
Pornhub comments are either cringe-worthy, helpful or downright hilarious.

 

[LordKasual]

Are you kidding me OP?

Porn comment sections are probably the warmest public forums on the internet.

Also:

sauce

 

[StayDead]

vagina is the home of penis

The other ones are funny, but this made me laugh far too much.

Porn comments are amazing. Youtube comments are just home to conservative right wing biggots looking for a platform to spread hate.

 

[TemplaerDude]

Most porn comments I've seen are relatively innocent and often helpful.

I don't bother reading YouTube comments because it's always a waste of time.

 

[Obliterator]

Only time I've ever seen Porn comments is when people are joking / talking about them, and from what I've seen they're infinitely better than YouTube.

Besides all the racism, sexism, etc you find there you can also click on any video even if it has like a 90+ like to dislike percentage and still there will be TONS of comments just shitting on the video. YouTube has gotta be the most negative place I've ever seen

 

[Kaizer]

Porn sites have some of the best comment sections, often hilarious or tongue-in-cheek. Whenever someone just straight up uploads gameplay videos or bootleg movies, the comments are always great.

 

[NotLiquid]

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[Toxi]

Youtube comments seriously make me lose faith in humanity.

Porn comments are almost always "Who's the actress?" or "I'd do her" or "What's the best restaurant in the Bay Area?"

It's not even close.

 

[Baron Doggystyle von Woof]

1. YouTube
2. Facebook

Rest is alright.

 

[njean777]

YouTube easily. Porn sites are usually hilarious or sometimes even helpful.

 

[Zaventem]

Youtube is a political battle ground, it will always be worse.

 

[sephi22]

Porn Comments; Cringe "I'd do her" comments.

YouTube Comments: "I think this cat is adorbs" *50 comments later* "And that's why you're a paid Zionist cuck shill"

Okay this is good

 

[zeemumu]

YouTube

 

[Lothar]

YouTube comments on video game music and professional wrestling are fine. That's mostly what I look at so I don't see the bad.

 

[zeemumu]

I like looking at youtube comments, seeing the first comment that is something nice, then the last comment in the replys to that comment chain after the conversation got SUPER DARK.

Its always...

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gunsrcool42 says - well actually Hitlers master plan wasnt that bad, he just executed it wrong.

Perfect example

 

[QuantumZebra]

YouTube, easily.

Not even remotely a contest

Yea as shocking as it is I have seen some horrible shit said on youtube.

On pornhub (only site I visit really), the comments are often pro-female and they get pissed if you talk shit about the girls in it (beyond the normal kink talk).

It's fucking weird.

 

[rpmurphy]

http://www.theonion.com/article/youtube-reaches-1-trillion-racist-comments-31766

 

[PabloBolivar]

YouTube comments are usually entertaining. I wonder why anyone would read the comments on a porn video. It's like talking to some guy you don't know while masturbating. Weird.

 

[pr0cs]

Hell, the video doesn't even need to be about anything political for youtube comments to swing into dumb political commentary.

Kinda like GAF now, everything has to be about Trump... fucking annoying

 

[HappyPuppy]

I love porn sites, a celebration of sex .

 

[QuantumZebra]

I love porn sites, a celebration of sex .

Beater27 and willeatbooty are wise, wise folk

 

[RustyNails]

Yea as shocking as it is I have seen some horrible shit said on youtube.

On pornhub (only site I visit really), the comments are often pro-female and they get pissed if you talk shit about the girls in it (beyond the normal kink talk).

It's fucking weird.

Its not weird. Its just this image but applicable for the whole internet

 

[Izayoi]

Really great thread. Love the Pornhub comments over stock photos. This shit is genius.

 

[womfalcs3]

Now since the main topic has been settled, let's talk about our favorite porn stars. I personally like the 2016 version of Kimmy Granger.

 

[DrkSage]

I remember seeing a comment we're the dude only made an account so he could comment on the vid to tell the male pornstar he should be ashamed that the chick gave it all and he only repaid her with 2 or 3 cum drops

Or something along those lines, but now I can't seem to find it

Edit: found it!!

 

[Engell]

Now what is worst, share button on youtube or on porn sites?

 

[peter0611]

Youtube is the worst. As others mentioned, Porn site comments can be surprisingly funny. The only bad ones are for Alexis Texas videos. Those can get surprisingly racist.

Besides you have to go out of your way or really be into it to end up leaving a comment on a porn site. So the curation process is inherent; while on youtube a million people shout at the same time.

Pretty much this.

 

[RiverShell]

Maybe it's the sites that I go to, but some comment sections on porn rival youtube. Plenty of people saying that blacks don't "deserve" whites, or comments mocking stars in BBW videos like "Blacks love whales".

 

[DrkSage]

Maybe it's the sites that I go to, but some comment sections on porn rival youtube. Plenty of people saying that blacks don't "deserve" whites, or comments mocking stars in BBW videos like "Blacks love whales".

If it's

Spoiler

xnxx

then yes, those videos comment section are pure disgrace

 

[Freiya]

So it's this but extrapolated bigger:

Hahahahahaha omg

 

[Shadybiz]

Just wanted to pop in again and say that these stock photos with the quotes are SLAYING me. My wife was rolling at the one with the stethoscope, as she is a medical professional, lol.

 

[RiverShell]

If it's

Spoiler

xnxx

then yes, those videos comment section are pure disgrace

That's one of the worst places IIRC. Hamster can be terrible as well

 

[RPG_Fanatic]

YouTube, easily.

Not even remotely a contest

This right here. It is amazing how toxic youtube comments can get.

 

[gatling]

I remember seeing a comment we're the dude only made an account so he could comment on the vid to tell the male pornstar he should be ashamed that the chick gave it all and he only repaid her with 2 or 3 cum drops

Or something along those lines, but now I can't seem to find it

Edit: found it!!

Woooow wow. A poot is now the unit of measurement I will use for semen.

 

[Pryce]

I remember seeing a comment we're the dude only made an account so he could comment on the vid to tell the male pornstar he should be ashamed that the chick gave it all and he only repaid her with 2 or 3 cum drops

Or something along those lines, but now I can't seem to find it

Edit: found it!!

oh my god.

just beautiful.

 

[peter0611]

So question: Does Youtube still not have an option to toggle off the display of comments?
For years I've been using a browser extension that does the job.