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[kyliethicc]

Lot of weak ass threads lately, so I'mma bring the heat. The big questions.

Who is the most fuckable CEO in gaming?

Here we have our top 10 studs.

For me its a simple choice for number 1..

Spoiler

Chad Reggy

 

[clintar]

wtf is wrong with you?

 

[Con-Z-epT]

Reggie has unmatched charisma.

 

[SEGA_2012]

I like Reggie. I miss Reggie and Iwata so much

 

[GymWolf]

Not really a contest dude, between jimbo that looks like a drunk dutchie, gabe that looks like walking cholesterol with a beard and reggie who look like the missing evolutive step between men and gorillas, the ea dude win with ease.

Kotick literally look like those goblins who work at the famous bank in harry potter...

 

[elliot5]

Meme: Reggie
Dad: Phil
Actually “sexy”: EA Guy

 

[Impotaku]

 

[N1tr0sOx1d3]

No love for octodad then? I swear he can juggle 8 things at a time. Highly motivated and proactive.

 

[Banjo64]

Lord Gabon fucks

 

[mejin]

Who is the ugliest corporate daddy in gaming?​

Tough competition, OP.

I think it is Bobby.

 

[Elder Legend]

Lord Gaben is a pimp daddy. No contest. That belly is a piggy bank. Ultra chick magnet. The fatter the more attractive.

 

[SLB1904]

Reggie

 

[base]

Lord Gaben is a pimp daddy. No contest.

Does this guy can see his dick while pissing? XD

 

[G-Bus]

Need to see them cheeks.

C'mon OP. Know you got the goods. Post em.

 

[zeorhymer]

 

[Oddvintagechap]

Shawn Layden got fucked the hardest.

I still wanna know why.

 

[Marvel]

You could have just jerked off to their pics instead of making this thread.

 

[skit_data]

 

[DonJuanSchlong]

Holy shit that's hilarious!

Does this guy can see his dick while pissing? XD

When you're 6ft tall long, you can't unsee your extremely big dick. Rumor has it, Gaben's dick could be stretched to fit around the entire globe, 6 full times, before needing to to get an erection.

 

[GymWolf]

Does this guy can see his dick while pissing? XD

Only during steam sales.

 

[Kdad]

Reggie is a CEO?

The real answer is
Jade Raymond...a real CEO and I'd call her daddy or whatever else she wants.
If Kojima wants to watch, thats fine.

 

[GymWolf]

Holy shit that's hilarious!

When you're 6ft tall long, you can't unsee your extremely big dick. Rumor has it, Gaben's dick could be stretched to fit around the entire globe, 6 full times, before needing to to get an erection.

So when i thought i was talking with a giant serpent in gow 2018, i was really talking to gabe's dick??

Maybe that's why they ported the game on pc...

 

[MikeM]

Reggie is a CEO?

The real answer is
Jade Raymond...a real CEO and I'd call her daddy or whatever else she wants.
If Kojima wants to watch, thats fine.

100%.

 

[iHaunter]

Bobby looks like a fucking goblin.

 

[ReBurn]

Go gaben or go home

 

[SuperColourful]

EA guy looks handsome

 

[mansoor1980]

Bobby looks like a fucking goblin.

 

[ParaSeoul]

 

[arvfab]

Second time I've seen Woodruff recently....

 

[Con-Z-epT]

Does this guy can see his dick while pissing? XD

At least an unemployed has a roof over his heads here.

 

[yurinka]

Who is the most fuckable CEO in gaming?

You forgot the ASMR friendly CEO behind the greatest game ever

Spoiler

(Knack)

:

 

[jshackles]

OP is missing my man Doug

 

[SSfox]

The one and the only

 

[alabtrosMyster]

My thread got demolished and this is permitted?

These guys are popular because they have tons of money, not because they look good.

 

[SpongebobSquaredance]

 

[AJUMP23]

Lord Gaben is a pimp daddy. No contest. That belly is a piggy bank. Ultra chick magnet. The fatter the more attractive.

opening line "I'm a billionaire"

 

[skit_data]

Bobby looks like a fucking goblin.

I remember reading that in medieval times there was this superstition that people that acted in evil ways would become uglier and look more evil with age.

Well, Bobby Kotick is probably a +1 for that claim.

 

[Javthusiast]

 

[Bluntman]

I never thought I would rank dudes in my life but if someone put a gun to my head, and told me I had to choose...

.....well EA guy just seems to be in another league but it's not much of an achievement looking at the others

 

[TheAmazingSpiderMan]

 

[kyliethicc]

Not really a contest dude, between jimbo that looks like a drunk dutchie, gabe that looks like walking cholesterol with a beard and reggie who look like the missing evolutive step between man and gorillas, the ea dude win with ease.

Kotick literally look like those goblins who work at the famous bank in harry potter...

You forget the chad Strauss Zelnick.

Google image him. You'll be surprised.

 

[IntentionalPun]

I watch you through your windows
Your chest so broad and tight
I love your glowing skin tone
Oh god I'd die for just one night
I've panned this for some time now
You'll be afraid at first, I'm sorry
But I'll caress your hair across your brow
And comfort you don't worry
You'll soon be mine and allow
Me to enter that body

OOOOHHHH that body
Phil don't run, Phil don't scream...
OOOOHHHH that body
Phil don't run, Phil don't scream..

 

[GymWolf]

You forget the chad Strauss Zelnick.

Google image him. You'll be surprised.

Not really into sexy male ceo enough to search for the guy but thanks anyway.

 

[RoboFu]

 

[kyliethicc]

Not really into sexy male ceo enough to search for the guy but thanks anyway.

My bad I got confused because you left a serious answer lol

 

[IntentionalPun]

Some day Bobby Kotick is going to call a press conference and rip off that mask covering his real face and reveal his true identity.

Seriously WTF is this

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

Gaben fucks, but Phil is the only one I'd call daddy.

 

[Neff]

 

[Notabueno]

"EA Guy" seriously? Andrew Wilson as in Wilson's Lootboxes, the inventor of this horror doesn't ring a bell?

 

[T-Cake]

Anytime. Anywhere.