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[Hypereides]

This thread...

Obviously, the CEO that greenlit Knack. Amirite or amirite?

You can tell he's conveying the girth of his unit.

 

[Hawking Radiation]

Must've been really cold that day but yeah check that definition

Philly boy getting them gains

 

[alabtrosMyster]

/thread

That reminds me of that other piece of propaganda, trying hard to look though?

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

Some day Bobby Kotick is going to call a press conference and rip off that mask covering his real face and reveal his true identity.

Seriously WTF is this

Literally im crying of laugh

 

[TLZ]

Man what is this stupid thread?

And Kotick looks like a blood sucking goblin.

 

[GreatnessRD]

 

[SLB1904]

Does this guy can see his dick while pissing? XD

No chance

 

[SuperBabyMethod]

This thread is both disgusting and hilarious

 

[Aenima]

 

[jdforge]

I reckon Reggie is super hung.

 

[TheThreadsThatBindUs]

I reckon Reggie is super hung.

Have you seen the size of his hands?!

 

[Bonfires Down]

They managed to snap a photo of Kotick right before he transformed into Jabba the Hut.

 

[jshackles]

I reckon Reggie is super hung.

 

[DonF]

EA dude looks like a lazy town villain.

 

[tommib]

None of them because I'm not gay. Are you male or female? Serious question.

 

[SpongebobSquaredance]

None of them because I'm not gay.

you only say that because the swagger and sexappeal of the corporate daddies is too much to handle.

 

[SpongebobSquaredance]

how does he look like he is both 14 and 40 at the same time?

 

[Hawking Radiation]

how does he look like he is both 14 and 40 at the same time?

 

[Tallahassee]

the people have spoken

 

[alabtrosMyster]

None of them because I'm not gay. Are you male or female? Serious question.

1 - often times those who need to clarify it in this kind of situation are in denial, the passive aggressive part of your message is a tell. Go to the closest "village" to explore.

2 - don't assume folks are male and/or female, this is seriously triggering and it may hurt people in a very deep way.

DO BETTER!

 

[8BiTw0LF]

Seriously WTF is this

 

[Hoddi]

Jimbo gets my vote. He always reminds me of Harvey Keitel for whatever reason.

Phil's a bear though.

 

[0neAnd0nly]

In here for the laughs, but…

Phil always got that Middle Agd dad trying to be cool around his high school childrens friends look.

“SuP fElLoW kIdZ?!”

Good dude, but just saying.

 

[Craig of War]

Young Phil shits all over everyone else just look at that smile and the majestic hair

 

[Sneakysnake]

wtf is wrong with you?

Everyone look! This guy is NOT gay. He's super proud of that and wants all of us to know. He's extremely straight. It's his most important defining characteristic. He's SO straight that he goes out of his way to put down people who are having light-hearted fun about the attractiveness of men on a gaming forum. Give him a well deserved applause.

You may have heard some of his classic SUPER straight lines like,
"I don't judge guys" or..."you're gay"

 

[SpongebobSquaredance]

Young Phil shits all over everyone else just look at that smile and the majestic hair

ehh not as good as young Elon Musk

 

[SpongebobSquaredance]

Everyone look! This guy is NOT gay. He's super proud of that and wants all of us to know. He's extremely straight. It's his most important defining characteristic. He's SO straight that he goes out of his way to put down people who are having light-hearted fun about the attractiveness of men on a gaming forum. Give him a well deserved applause.

You may have heard some of his classic SUPER straight lines like,
"I don't judge guys" or..."you're gay"

there is a time and place for comments like this. this wasn't it.

 

[Craig of War]

ehh not as good as young Elon Musk

LOL it bizarre Elon looks way better now then back in his younger days it weird suppose to be the other way around

 

[Hoddi]

there is a time and place for comments like this. this wasn't it.

I was gonna say the same thing about you bringing Elon Musk into this lol

He's like Robocop only made out of plastic.

 

[ReBurn]

LOL it bizarre Elon looks way better now then back in his younger days it weird suppose to be the other way around

Billions of dollars buys some really good hair plugs

 

[SpongebobSquaredance]

LOL it bizarre Elon looks way better now then back in his younger days it weird suppose to be the other way around

hair transplantations have gotten somewhat affordable in the last few years.

 

[SpongebobSquaredance]

I was gonna say the same thing about you bringing Elon Musk into this lol

He's like Robocop only made out of plastic.

I just don't see how C clintar s comment was even remotely homophobic or even attempting to say something along the lines of "straight superiority" (whatever that is) or anything. It was just a reaction to OP's absurd but funny thread.

 

[clintar]

Everyone look! This guy is NOT gay. He's super proud of that and wants all of us to know. He's extremely straight. It's his most important defining characteristic. He's SO straight that he goes out of his way to put down people who are having light-hearted fun about the attractiveness of men on a gaming forum. Give him a well deserved applause.

You may have heard some of his classic SUPER straight lines like,
"I don't judge guys" or..."you're gay"

Oh no, did someone attempt a funny reply to a light-hearted fun thread? Git 'im!

 

[chasimus]

Seriously no love for JT!? For shame! SHAME!

 

[captainraincoat]

I’m not gay but the feel of gabens beard brushing over my back while locked in a romantic embrace while he whispers we can do a part 3 in my ear gets my vote

 

[Elder Legend]

Does this guy can see his dick while pissing? XD

Not sure, maybe that's why he asks the ladies to go look for it for him instead for a fine fee of course...

 

[GymWolf]

C'mon folks... it's just some light-hearted fun.

If you feel the suggestions are a little too male for your consideration, you can always join me in stanning for Bae Su:

Spoiler

Jesus that woman is built like a walking fridge.

 

[GymWolf]

Some day Bobby Kotick is going to call a press conference and rip off that mask covering his real face and reveal his true identity.

Seriously WTF is this

 

[anthony2690]

I’m not gay but the feel of gabens beard brushing over my back while locked in a romantic embrace while he whispers we can do a part 3 in my ear gets my vote

Just make sure you dress up as a racoon for him

 

[ClosBSAS]

Lmao the first two posts are hilarious.

 

[OZ9000]

Man, that picture makes her look really aged.

Aged? Get the fuck outta here. She looks hot as fuck for 46.

 

[jdforge]

Young Phil shits all over everyone else just look at that smile and the majestic hair

Dat forehead!

 

[SLB1904]

LOL it bizarre Elon looks way better now then back in his younger days it weird suppose to be the other way around

thats hair implant for you

 

[tommib]

Young Phil shits all over everyone else just look at that smile and the majestic hair

Young Phil has nothing on current-gen Strauss.

 

[cireza]

Great thread, would read again.

 

[yurinka]

Must've been really cold that day but yeah check that definition

Philly boy getting them gains

Well, he has too fight against these tag team warriors :

 

[Putonahappyface]

None of them because I'm not gay. Are you male or female? Serious question.

 

[stranno]

He is president of Romero Games so..

 

[mansoor1980]

He is president of Romero Games so..

is that her BITCH