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[Gaiff]

Obviously talking about their primes since Jim is significantly older.

1. Boxing match
2. Cage match with UFC rules
3. No-holds barred street fight

No weapons our outside interference, so prime Cerny cannot jump in to help Jim if things go bad.

So?

 

[93xfan]

We’ve already seen Phil win in a fight against Jim

 

[MarkMe2525]

It's obvious..... Right?

 

[James Sawyer Ford]

Phil Spencer can just buy off the judges

So Phil

 

[Kenshin775]

Tag team throw Elon musk and Mark Zuckerberg in there too.

Elon and Jim Ryan vs Zuck and Phil Spencer.

BTW that whole elon musk and Zuckerberg thing is stupid. They are never going to fight like its a celebrity boxing match.

 

[ckaneo]

Reggie

 

[bender]

We need a screening process before you are allowed to create threads.

 

[tusharngf]

 

[Kilau]

 

[salva]

...quiet news day again I see

 

[havoc00]

Bobby would sneak in distract the ref and Phil would bash Jim in the head with a controller encased in concrete

 

[Wesleyalucard]

The person who created this thread is over 30 years old according to Neogaf's demographic

 

[Dynasty8]

We need a Phil & Elon vs Jim & Zuck tag team match.

 

[M.W.]

Don Mattrick would destroy both of them. He's good at that.

 

[GigaBowser]

Phil has better youths and sizes but Ryan has Siths powers

 

[N30RYU]

Phil

 

[Disco Dave]

My money is on Phils money.

 

[Robb]

Since Phil saying “I won” would have to be a lie, the only logical conclusion is that Jim somehow beats him.

 

[Cr1ptkeeper]

Jim would strike a deal that he'd go down in the first round and would bet against himself so he would make the most money.
Phil would then say that the he won fair and square and the fight was not rigged.

 

[mrmustard]

 

[Gudji]

The alpha aka Jim.

 

[Hudo]

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

I hear Jim has connections to the yakuza.

 

[FoxMcChief]

One would just lay flat and do nothing, and the other one is Phil Spencer.

 

[Raonak]

Jimbo is the goat

Phil is a flopping fish

 

[FoxMcChief]

I hear Jim has connections to the yakuza.

Phil has the U.S. Military, thanks to his Microsoft connections.

 

[Futaleufu]

Bill Gates would destroy anyone in tech business

 

[FoxMcChief]

Jimbo is the goat

Phil is a flopping fish

Vs.

You might be on to something.

 

[GymWolf]

Jimbo looks like a drunk dutchie, i would bever bet against him in a bar fight.

Phil looks soft.

 

[Raonak]

Phil can't even win at making games let alone a fight.

 

[Three]

The person who created this thread is over 30 years old according to Neogaf's demographic

Gripping playground discourse happening here. Are you sure you don't want to join?

 

[Bungie]

Phil. He's got abit of a Max Payne look to him as well haha

 

[blakdecaf]

Neither. My boy Jacky T would hand it to both of them, imo.

 

[nkarafo]

Bill Gates would destroy anyone in tech business

Amateur

 

[SEGA_2012]

Hopefully they discover a new job as a UFC fighter and just leave, because they are killing Playstation and XB.

 

[Chukhopops]

Based on the FTC battle it would go like this:
- Phil goes into the ring;
- Jim Ryan sends a prerecorded video message where he’s performing a low-level kata.

I think I know where I would put my money.

 

[ProgenitorCastle]

Yo mamma would win the fight

 

[GHound]

Yo mamma would win the fight

His mom is the strongest man in prison. I'm all in on his mom.

 

[Draugoth]

Jim Ryan is 172cm and 53

Phil Spencer is 180cm and 54

Phil wins.

 

[Beer Baelly]

 

[AJUMP23]

The Ring would beat them both.

 

[FrankWza]

Trick question. Phil doesn't fight.
He's the leader of an evangelical group and therefore a pacifist who only poisons people voluntarily.

 

[Spyxos]

 

[Valonquar]

No matter who wins, we lose.

 

[Begleiter]

Spencer has come off as a really weak dude with all his weepy interviews, I'm not confident he could beat Ryan in any of those scenarios without help.