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[zoukka]

There's an artist I never thought I'd see referenced outside of GayGAF.

Well superhero comics are basically catalogues of burly men doing flexes in every panel.

 

[Monocle]

This pic is so ... so ... so much.

The face, beautiful. But his left bicep is a bit too sharp and triangularly for me. Also, his right arm seems to be missing a slight wrist. And is that ever a thing? Wearing short tights underneath, that are bigger than the short-short ripped jeans?

Was this the 90s?

It's pretty intense

Yeah, it's like the male physique reimagined by a car designer.

That picture always makes me wonder about the mechanics of his junk. I think he'd probably punch a hole right through you if you tried to get more intimate than buffing and waxing.

 

[zoukka]

That picture always makes me wonder about the mechanics of his junk. I think he'd probably punch a hole right through you if you tried to get more intimate than buffing and waxing.

It could be a cord-like extension for sure. Or a spike like Robocop has in his fist.

 

[Alx]

I don't have a personal opinion (seriously, all comics character have the same stereotyped appearance), but I think Longshot had a natural seducing effect to all women (it's probably the mullet).

I really liked that character when he appeared, with his luck powers and happy-go-lucky attitude. Too bad his story itself was so gloomy.

 

[Christine]

John Constantine is pretty sexy in that bad boy sort of way.

And by that I mean that pretty much everyone he gets with is doomed to die horribly.

I'd still do him.

 

[Tomodachi]

This thread is amazing.

 

[lazygecko]

Namor smells like fish.

 

[Meteorain]

Booster Gold, baby.

Look at this shining knight of such valor. What a handsome motherfucker. He just exudes that raw, golden sexual energy desired by all.

Oh man, I was wondering if he was ever going to get his due mention and bam first reply.

Booster Gold da best.

 

[Monocle]

It could be a cord-like extension for sure. Or a spike like Robocop has in his fist.

He should watch where he points that thing.

Namor smells like fish.

You are what you eat!

Spoiler

That's a vagina joke. I wasn't trying to say that he's a pescatarian. The humor is in the implication that he orally stimulates vaginas.

Spoiler

You know what, forget it.

 

[Wiktor]

John Constantine is pretty sexy in that bad boy sort of way.

And by that I mean that pretty much everyone he gets with is doomed to die horribly.

I'd still do him.

THe very definition of charming asshole

 

[freenudemacusers]

There's an artist I never thought I'd see referenced outside of GayGAF.

good cologne, too

 

[kswiston]

Not Maleev's Namor:

 

[EulaCapra]

This thread is missing one of the most important Namor pics.

And Iceman. There's a lack of Bobby Drake de-icing in recent years though.

 

[MHWilliams]

Dick Grayson: The Thread

 

[Kinyou]

Don't be ashamed if you're feeling a bit bisexual after this, straight male GAF. Let the beefcake run its course.

More Nightwing exploitation.

He's totally peeing

 

[Mumei]

 

[comedy bomb]

Isn't Angel supposed to be good looking?

 

[Winterfang]

I'm straight but Nightwing is a handsome fella.

 

[HarryKS]

If you go by movies, Henry Cavill is leading the pack by quite a margin.

And to say people were complaining on this very same forum when the very first image came out.

I have honestly never heard( or experienced) of a man who had such an effect on consummate heterosexuals(which I claim to be part of). So much so that I'd be willing to admit he's actually very good looking. Almost as pretty as I am.

 

[Hurt and Scared]

1) which male superhero has the best success in romances, canonically?

As far as canon concerned Dick Grayson

Edit

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

You Nightwing fans ;___;

You're all evil and you've converted me into a fan too ;___;

I did a drawydraw of Nightwing last night ;___;

HarryKS, yes. Henry Cavill's supe's very handsome *____* I do prefer him with some facial hair though. His actual clean-shaven Superman version is a lesser version than the firefighting one :x

comedybomb, I thought so too! Angel was one of my old time favs because I love the idea behind the character, but somehow he never really..... took off? :x

 

[Haly]

Those buttcheeks.

 

[Screaming Meat]

John Constantine is pretty sexy in that bad boy sort of way.

And by that I mean that pretty much everyone he gets with is doomed to die horribly.

I'd still do him.

He's got it going on.

 

[sandalphon]

I have always liked Kurt Wagner (Nightcrawler). He got style.

 

[Sojgat]

I have always liked Kurt Wagner (Nightcrawler). He got style.

The blue gremlin that dresses up like a pirate, and smells like rotten eggs?

Kinky.

 

[Parallax]

The blue gremlin that dresses up like a pirate, and smells like rotten eggs?

Kinky.

kurt is a chick magnet

 

[sandalphon]

kurt is a chick magnet

I'm a man, though! I like his tail and how flexible he seems to be, doing acrobatic poses and all that. Very stylish. I cosplayed as him once at a Halloween thing. You are right. Chicks diggin' it.

Or maybe they just like making stupid jokes about limp tails. Who knows.