Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers?Because anime fans are disgusting chuds.
Nothing more awesome than an overweight woman thinking she makes a great Cammy, thong leotard and all x_x. Shit is burned into my brain.
but...why? a bar of soap is like...$1. and i'd like to think that wherever they crash, the place has a bathroom, right? and bathrooms almost always have a tub/shower.
:-(
I can't say I know any hard-core nerds and have never been to such a conference. I expect that basic hygiene shouldn't be something graded on a curve. It's really odd to me to think about masses of people not doing something as simple and basic as showering with a simple bar of soap when they can afford to do so easily. (I assume if you can afford to travel to a fucking conference, you can afford to wash your ass.)
So how come there are all these hot cosplay girls? Do they like the smell?
Honestly it's also the cosplaying. A lot of that stuff is nasty ass plastic/vinyl/pvc that stinks too. And they're wearing it over the course of a couple days, so it never gets a proper washing either.
This was actually held in an upscale hotel. Although i feel bad for the people that work there that had to clean up later.
This is only partially true, as relatively normal people will generally outnumber the gross ones.Because socially awkward people tend to have poor personal hygiene? Some guys who have bad hygiene will at least spiffy up when going to an event where mingling with the opposite sex is likely, like a bar or sports event. Whereas a gaming or anime event will tend to attract males with little interest in any type of mingling, and apparently no interest in washing their ass or armpits either
How about an overweight woman in a starfleet uniform with a too short shirt?Nothing more awesome than an overweight woman thinking she makes a great Cammy, thong leotard and all x_x. Shit is burned into my brain.
I'd be surprised if you even can wash some of that stuff without breaking it.Honestly it's also the cosplaying. A lot of that stuff is nasty ass plastic/vinyl/pvc that stinks too. And they're wearing it over the course of a couple days, so it never gets a proper washing either.
This is only partially true, as relatively normal people will generally outnumber the gross ones.
I'd be surprised if you even can wash some of that stuff without breaking it.
Exactly!Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers?
Nothing more awesome than an overweight woman thinking she makes a great Cammy, thong leotard and all x_x. Shit is burned into my brain.
But get enough gross ones in a space =(. I remember entering the girls bathroom at one of these things and I nearly puked at the stench. It didn't even smell like piss or shit, but it was just so foul that I did a 180 and decided I would just go either back at the hotel or in a restaurant when we decided to eat. It's been a while since I went to an actual con, but I never ventured into one of the on floor bathrooms since that event.
Anime cons are like video game tournaments. People do not think about washing themselves before showing up. If they do, they don't believe in deodorant. I haven't been to a Major tournament without it smelling like hot mess. :-/
I've been waiting for someone to ask!Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers?
We are the 9 people that remember the movie.I've been waiting for someone to ask!
Because socially awkward people tend to have poor personal hygiene? Some guys who have bad hygiene will at least spiffy up when going to an event where mingling with the opposite sex is likely, like a bar or sports event. Whereas a gaming or anime event will tend to attract males with little interest in any type of mingling, and apparently no interest in washing their ass or armpits either
how do i talk to hot cosplay girls at anime con? do i have to break out the bad japanese?
how do i talk to hot cosplay girls at anime con? do i have to break out the bad japanese?
I went to my second anime con ever in my life and all was going well until I entered a battle room where people could play battle each other. The smell in that room was so unbearable that I almost died. Then I go into a panel room and with all the nerds together it was even worse , i felt like an outcast because I seemed to be the only one that put on cologne.
Bring a camera and awkwardly ask to take their picture. Be sure not to drool on them though. My pals went as DOA to a con, couldn't walk 5 feet without "can I take your picture, I swear it's just for a cosplay site."
Because people gather around the cosplayers and have circlejerking sessions.
Bring a camera and awkwardly ask to take their picture. Be sure not to drool on them though. My pals went as DOA to a con, couldn't walk 5 feet without "can I take your picture, I swear it's just for a cosplay site."
I thought that's why girls cosplayed at cons.
Would you rather hear, "going straight into the spank bank"
At least then they are being honest.
Those poor cosplayers7Th said:Because people gather around the cosplayers and have circlejerking sessions.
D:
2nd reason to not go, resisting punching a cosplayer.
how do i talk to hot cosplay girls at anime con? do i have to break out the bad japanese?
I went to my second anime con ever in my life and all was going well until I entered a battle room where people could play battle each other. The smell in that room was so unbearable that I almost died. Then I go into a panel room and with all the nerds together it was even worse , i felt like an outcast because I seemed to be the only one that put on cologne.
Feels good man.
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Play battle each other? What are the rules? How does this work? Is there a winner? What gets you disqualified?
Same reason that most Gamestops smell bad.
Bring a camera and awkwardly ask to take their picture. Be sure not to drool on them though. My pals went as DOA to a con, couldn't walk 5 feet without "can I take your picture, I swear it's just for a cosplay site."
I think it's weird that you managed to categorize the way a store smells by the release of a certain type of gameYou stole my brain so I'm piggybacking off you.
Worst is when you go into a Gamestop during a JRPG game release like Tales or Atlier or what not. Those fans with the SMELL come in to trade some games (also covered with the SMELL) to get their games. And it may seem like I'm J-gamer fans, but fuck, IT HAPPENS.
Dudebro releases get nachos and cigarettes in the air, Pokemon releases get stale sugar aroma, and JRPG releases get THAT FUCKING SMELL. I don't know what it is, and I can't describe it, but any person that walks in that doesn't game normally will remark on it almost every single time.
It's vile and shameful and fucking take a bath, god damn.