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[Clydefrog]

You know what moves those little puffs of hair? These bad boys.

Just imagine if you worked those muscles out exclusively for 30 minutes each day.

 

[GavinGT]

what good is an eyebrow
if you're unable to see

How can eyebrows be real if our eyes aren't real?

 

[Acinixys]

I like having eyebrows

Theyre useful for looking at people with a "The fuck you say?" sort of look

Heh i like this one from celebswithnoeyebrows.com/

Supes goes from HELL YEAH to Oh no not this shit again

 

[John Kowalski]

just be glad you're not asking why you have an eyebrow instead

 

[con-ca-te-nate]

 

[Lapidus' Beard]

 

[Mendrox]

Hngh she is so cute. I would marry her even if she would try to kill me everyday.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

Hngh she is so cute. I would marry her even if she would try to kill me everyday.

Dem lips!

 

[Alienous]

You like sweat in your eyes?

 

[squarerootofpie]

Hngh she is so cute. I would marry her even if she would try to kill me everyday.

Well that got weird fast.

 

[TheSaddestSort]

 

[davepoobond]

To keep us from looking like this:

We are the aliens

 

[Mendrox]

Dem lips!

Well that is the most attractive part of her, but she is just a beauty. ;__; I like her, fuck the haters.

 

[PaulloDEC]

You'll be glad you have them when we ultimately reach the planet Delphon.

 

[Messofanego]

Hngh she is so cute. I would marry her even if she would try to kill me everyday.

Would you drag your dick through broken glass to suck her farts?

 

[Mendrox]

Would you drag your dick through broken glass to suck her farts?

No, how else would I love her then? Bleeding dick is not an option. I also cannot smell (have no smell sense) so she could fart in my face all day long because I don't care.

 

[Masquerader]

 

[Zombine]

To keep us from looking like this:

What if Reptilians hide in plain sight?

 

[Ayumi]

It's really entertaining to see girls with drawn on eyebrows that look like they're running away from each other.

 

[Mexen]

Can you imagine not having eyebrows? You're in super-market and the cashier goes, "$2.50 sir, omg, you have no eyebrows! Security!"

 

[Red Arremer]

I know that Whoopi shaves her eyebrows (presumably at least, maybe she just doesn't have any lol), but to be fair... in the role this photo is from, she plays an alien, of whose species we never see other females.

 

[GavinGT]

Speaking of eyebrows, here's a piece of advice: Don't trim your eyebrows with a beard trimmer. It may seem like a good idea, but it can go horribly wrong.

 

[PayOffWizard]

 

[Mdk7]

I can't stop watching, help me!

 

[Rabid-Coot]

Do any other animals have eyebrows? Not simply hair above the eyes, but raised hair that they can control voluntarily?

Some have whiskers (guard hairs?) in the same area but I think it is a case of same place different function.

 

[Mendrox]

I can't stop watching, help me!

Take your hands back. Mine.

It's so...mesmerizing. I guess the lips really help her lol.

 

[StaffyManasse]

Now I can't stop watching!

 

[Monty Mole]

To show life.

After Wolf of Wall Street I thought Leo was the new Jack Nicholson. This confirms it.

 

[Stereogatari]

I'm imagining a browjob.

 

[Khaz]

 

[anonymous_abc]

 

[DiipuSurotu]

I'm imagining a browjob.

I totally misread that. (thatsthejoke.jpg I guess)

 

[joedan]

 

[EdwardTivrusky]

Speaking of eyebrows, here's a piece of advice: Don't trim your eyebrows with a beard trimmer. It may seem like a good idea, but it can go horribly wrong.

This is true, so i've been told, by friends. Yes, friends told me, honest guv. Not me, nope.
Unless you like having eyebrows that look like squarewaves on an oscilloscope, apparently. So i've been told.

 

[waypoetic]

what good is an eyebrow
if you're unable to see

You shouldn't follow Jaden Smith on twitter

 

[Menome]

Back in high school, a boy in my French class had his eyebrows shaved off when he fell asleep at a party.

The teacher had to excuse herself from the class as she couldn't stop laughing, due to being unable to tell what facial expressions he was making.

So eyebrows are for avoiding classroom humiliation.

 

[Coreda]

To keep us from looking like this:

Would look closer to this.

 

[DoomGyver]

Probably helps with the sun too.

 

[red731]

Eyebrows GAF everyday keepo

 

[Ruff]

That just seems crazy to me. The only range i have in my eyebrows is moving both up and down at the same time lol.. how to people do these fricken gymnastics with theirs?

 

[sixteen-bit]

Aesthetics.

 

[Monochromaticx]

Blocks sweat coming from your head/forehead to your eyes.

 

[HelloMeow]

How else is one supposed to give suspecting looks?

 

[Blargonaut]

Allow the Empress Sovereign herself to remind you why.

 

[danowat]

Blocks sweat coming from your head/forehead to your eyes.

On a practical level, you'd think that this was the answer.

But, anyone who's done any form of endurance sport knows that, if that is their primary design purpose, they are flawed.

They don't keep sweat at bay for very long, so much so that lots of people add a smear of vaseline to them to increase there effectiveness.

 

[Kinyou]

To keep us from looking like this:

Imagine if this was normal. We'd all be like "hawt" and get grossed out if someone has a little hair above their eyes

 

[SPCTRE]

 

[Monochromaticx]

On a practical level, you'd think that this was the answer.

But, anyone who's done any form of endurance sport knows that, if that is their primary design purpose, they are flawed.

They don't keep sweat at bay for very long, so much so that lots of people add a smear of vaseline to them to increase there effectiveness.

They have a limit for sure but does the job any time you are not doing endurance sport or in a very hot environment for a longish period of time.

P.S. First time hearing about the vaseline thing, the more you knooow~.

 

[danowat]

They have a limit for sure but does the job any time you are not doing endurance sport or in a very hot environment for a longish period of time.

P.S. First time hearing about the vaseline thing, the more you knooow~.

Normally about 15mins for me, and I don't sweat very much!.

In a 12 hour cycling race, little things like ineffective eyebrows really gets on your nerves!

 

[Akahige]

This is working for me for some reason.