Whiskey and Dynamite are not everything.
They also invented the TV. That was kind off a big deal.
Anyway the whole Phoney war thing. That was largely the fault of the French. They fully expected the germans to attack very early in the war and so decided to sit back and wait in their defenses. Ze germans meanwhile realised that if they went on the attack early then there would be a good chance of defeat. If the french had decided to be bold and attack then things could have been very different. They had a huge army and were equipped very well. French high command was horribly organised and consisted of old duffers who thought that this war would be like world war one. Very few of them had the stomach for another war.
The british meanwhile knew that they were badly prepared. They didn't have enough planes or tanks. They had a powerful navy of course and they thought they could cut off german supplies of raw materials. Britain needed time.
Basically the germans were too busy doing things and building up their army. The french command was too timid. The british were too busy getting organised.
It was revealed in "The world at war" that had the allies attacked the germans then the germans could only have held their defensive positions for about two weeks. They were outnumbered five to one.