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[RootCause]

Good god!! :0

 

[Raist]

"omg I was so embarassed. I didn't know what to do. SUCH PANIC MUCH ANXIETY"

*proceeds to tell the whole story on twitter*


Yes, I'm sure this is real.

 

[Lionel Richie]

"Hey honey, are you smelling something shitty as well?"

 

[newtypepilot]

"I put it inside my purse"

yup, fake alright.

 

[jadedm17]

Wasn't this an episode of Friends.

Exactly. Leather pants right? Same idea.

The cynic in me says everything is fake.

 

[Garrus Vakarian]

she shoulda stomped it down the shower drain

Rofl this killed me.

 

[Shaanyboi]

I'm dying. I'm fucking dying.

 

[Spinifex]

Couple of things.

a) this wasn't live tweeting. She's recalling a story from the day before
b) this is almost verbatim a plot from Broad City.

basically, nofunallowed.jpg

 

[demon]

I'm dying. I'm fucking dying.

call 911

 

[God Dayumm]

That awkward moment when you have to carry your turd mummy in the purse

 

[TheStruggler]

woman on the date be like

 

[RootCause]

"I put it inside my purse"

yup, fake alright.

Louis Shitton. 😁

I'll show myself out.

 

[Currygan]

inb4 poop in purse apologists trying to spark some interest in a story that doesn't have any

 

[Premium Quality]

Not as good as the story of the guy pooping on the bathtub.

*damn beaten*

 

[mullet2000]

Nothing has ever not happened more than this did not happen.

 

[stolin]

 

[Instro]

Should have turned it into an upper decker.

 

[G-Bus]

Can't ask about the toilet but is willing to hide shit in her purse and talk about it publicly...


Right.

 

[loaf of bread]

I am 100% sure that this happened. No way would this series of events would be made up. No chance.

 

[norm9]

Nothing has ever not happened more than this did not happen.

Got this person a couple more twitter followers though

 

[NoRéN]

call 911

No. Let come what may.

 

[cpp_is_king]

She went to all that trouble to wrap it up and put it in her purse. Why didn't she just break it into 2 or 3 pieces and then flush?

 

[HardRojo]

Man I hate it when girl stays over and I feel like letting out the loudest of farts the day after.

 

[MC Safety]

Who the fuck takes a shit in someone's house on the first date?

Someone who has to go.

Really, all you need to say is you went and the toilet's not flushing. But I guess basic honesty is too difficult?

 

[MilkBeard]

I felt like this was a copypasta. There is a similar poop story, except she leaves it inside the house or some such thing, and the door locks shut.

 

[Darren870]

The one with the socially awkward guy pooping in some chicks bathtub and animating it in windows paint was amazing. This one I give a 2 out of 10.

Exactly. Could have been real bad like how that dude forgot his pee bottle.

If only he had it.

 

[Future]

Realizing your sexy girl takes a shit is definitely something that needs to wait after the first date, possibly revealed only after marriage. Bravo girlfriend, you did good

 

[Psychological Intellect]

WHEW @ the pics on her twitter

 

[thetrin]

Ah, one of those times when you remember women deal with the exact same stupid anxiety guys do.

 

[Einchy]

Before you judge her or the poop just remember that there's always two sides to the story.

I'm interested in knowing what the poop has to say about all this.

 

[platakul]

I saw Dumb and Dumber in the 1990s too yea

 

[NJDEN]

The one with the socially awkward guy pooping in some chicks bathtub and animating it in windows paint was amazing. This one I give a 2 out of 10.

Nothing will top that story....

 

[Premium Quality]

Before you judge her or the poop just remember that there's always two sides to the story.

I'm interested in knowing what the poop has to say about all this.

I want to know what Ja Rule makes of all of this.

 

[Jack The Nipper]

Too embarrassed to tell one person but feels fine to tell everyone

 

[liquidtmd]

I'm more suprised with what I'm reading in this thread than the OP - some of you don't poop in a girls house for the first month, what?

For Christ sake everyone craps. Some would be willing to spread their partner naked and ride them like my little pony on a first date but not use their toilet for the function it's there for?

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Story would have been better if she had to leave the purse to go do something and he found it but then she couldnt even get mad at him for snooping in her purse because she had poop in it.

It must be true that guy poops stink worse than girl doody because if I put my poop in my man purse it would fill the whole room my man purse was in with poop smell.

 

[Kurita]

Yes, I'm sure the story is totally true. Doesn't tell the guy his toilet doesn't flush but tells Twitter she put shit in her purse.

 

[dity]

Imagine: her purse probably smells like poop now. She has a poop purse. Poopipurse.

 

[MarkMclovin]

People worry if your shit doesn't go down the toilet?

lol

 

[insanekyo]

What did I just read? I can't unread it!

 

[Alcotholic]

This is the Broad City thing that some people are talking about:
http://youtu.be/1WavVwnEFhw

It's not exactly the same, but there are similarities.
Hilarious though.

 

[Dabanton]

People so thirsty for attention and hoping to go viral they resort to this on Twitter.

 

[deejay8595]

People so thirsty for attention and hoping to go viral they resort to this on Twitter.

Exactly. It's sad.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

I'm pretty sure you just can't pick up a piece of poop.

 

[neorej]

I'm pretty sure you just can't pick up a piece of poop.

Depends on your fibercount.

 

[Spikematic]

Reminds me of that episode of Broad City. Made me laugh so much.

 

[strafer]

 

[Ray Wonder]

People so thirsty for attention and hoping to go viral they resort to this on Twitter.

Exactly. It's sad.

hahaha, it's entertainment. goofy ppls. so what if it's fake

 

[Timedog]

One time I picked up poop out of the toilet and put it in my sister's hair. Somehow I didn't realize ID get in trouble for this.

 

[iPaul93]

I could've sworn I've heard this story before.I think it's fake.