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[theSlacker]

I don't know how I found this picture so fast in my unsorted file.

 

[Dash_Riprock]

Why did I read this while eating lunch?

Why!?

 

[JigglesBunny]

"Mommy, how was your first date with Daddy?"

 

[dity]

I'm pretty sure you just can't pick up a piece of poop.

She made a real solid snake.

 

[data]

https://mobile.twitter.com/_blotty/status/699757052613144576?s=09
I'm scared

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

Sounds like someone just copied the Broad City plot in tweets and it went viral.

Literally was going to type this.

 

[IISANDERII]

she shoulda stomped it down the shower drain

Ugh, fucking hell. Was there a thread about that here?

 

[Finaika]

Why didn't she just ask him why his toilet's not flushing?

If my toilet broke and a girl took a shit I'd laugh about it fix the issue and move on.

It's not like shitting is this weird thing that only some of us do.

What an idiot.

She was probably embarrassed if he sees her poop in the toilet bowl.

 

[VAD]

https://mobile.twitter.com/_blotty/status/699757052613144576?s=09
I'm scared

She should've cut the shit with her knife

 

[shiftplusone]

WHEW @ the pics on her twitter

I'd let her hide poop from me is all i'm saying

 

[Dai Kaiju]

Why didn't she just push it back into her asshole?

 

[Anoregon]

Every girl should just realize that if you are with a dude who is really into you and this situation happens just straight up tell him "yo i pooped but your toilet don't work"

He's not going to all of a sudden not like you. I'd probably find it endearing. Poop comfortability is one of the most important hurdles in a relationship, so if it ends up getting tackled early on that's all the better.

 

[Jeronimo Jones]

Nothing will top that story....

Now this was funny, thanks. I don't even care if it is fake, it's real to me.

 

[Kthulhu]

Someone who has to go.

Really, all you need to say is you went and the toilet's not flushing. But I guess basic honesty is too difficult?

She also never mentioned trying to find a plunger. What the hell was she thinking?

I'm more suprised with what I'm reading in this thread than the OP - some of you don't poop in a girls house for the first month, what?

For Christ sake everyone craps. Some would be willing to spread their partner naked and ride them like my little pony on a first date but not use their toilet for the function it's there for?

GAF is a strange place.

I don't know how I found this picture so fast in my unsorted file.

Top kek.

Every girl should just realize that if you are with a dude who is really into you and this situation happens just straight up tell him "yo i pooped but your toilet don't work"

He's not going to all of a sudden not like you. I'd probably find it endearing. Poop comfortability is one of the most important hurdles in a relationship, so if it ends up getting tackled early on that's all the better.

You'd find it "endearing"?

Nothing will top that story....

What? Why? Why MS Paint?

 

[BeforeU]

I came here to post one of these

 

[Anoregon]

You'd find it "endearing"?

Not stuff related to the actual act of shitting, but just the absurdity of the situation. Her being mortified about it and all that.

 

[crpav]

Just going to say this, everyone poops so quit worrying about it or trying to hide it. If you can't poop like a human and let the other person know, first date or not or whenever the natural human function calls, then it is not meant to be.

Should just be honest and say I have to take a dump. If you have problems like said story just say it isn't flushing.